So who are our friends outside the EU? The Americans despise us but want our soldiers as cannon fodder. The Africans hate us because of Empire - who can blame them. India is interested in the USA and China. China is interested in India and the USA, though we might be a useful little colony in the future. South America hates us because they all side with Argentina. The old white Commonwealth countries are building their own regional alliances. Middle Eastern countries know we are only interested in their oil and pay for it only because we are no longer strong enough to steal it. So our future outside the EU will be to do a trade deal with Rockall and Antarctica