Come and join Michael, but before you do, I'll give you a few words you can expect to see in your reports: 'Wankspangle', 'thunderc*nt', 'Jack-bast*rd', 'f*cktard', 'muppet', 'soup sandwich', 'thrush'..... I could go on, but you've probably already got all these in your 1st Class Training Logbook?