Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!

Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!

What about the time I said we were on a break?


Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.

Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever   gonna be okay with this.

It doesn't look good, does it?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God you stole her award!

No-no! No, I’m accepting it on her behalf. (He puts it up above the TV to display it.)

Joey I don’t think you know what behalf means.

Sure I do! It’s a verb! As in, "I behalfin’ it!"

Joey, you have got to take this back!


came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"

And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!

Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parker’s a nice guy and I’d like to get to know him.

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’s that I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!

Is that a real place? (Rachel’s stunned) Are they hiring?

(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.

Wait, I think I know someone who does that.

Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m little nervous.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

Well then, do it better!

Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, lesson one chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)

Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)

Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)

Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and…

any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McLane had plans!

No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.

Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!


Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.

You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.

Carol, what's the matter? What happened?

My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


: Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.


Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.


What was that bam?

Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?

(warily) Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she have an accent? I gotta make a call! (Starts to leave) I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!

Oh Joey! Joey! No, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybody pregnant!

Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?


How’d the lecture go?

It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!

Wow, that’s great Ross, I’m sorry we weren’t more supportive before.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!


Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)


Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby   with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your   danglers RIGHT NOW!

well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know   a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he   used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)

I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross,   No I'm just gonna be honest with him.

yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't   been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a   real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will   and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll   be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh   (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)

I'll get it


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


For the ride.

Yeah, like in a cab...


Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.

Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!


Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?

Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.

Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)

Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!

Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?


Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)

Yeah, we’re, we’re actually just gonna walk ‘cause it’s right up there at the Angelica.

Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cab’s roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didn’t get the annulment?!!


They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!

Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)

Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.

How are you still single?!

(entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe you’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.

Good. What made you change your mind?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!


I know, and with the baby coming?

So, should we tell her?


The young hot ball and chain.

(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)

We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)

No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)


What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks we’re engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we’re engaged?!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"

And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.

In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

Oh Mon, I laughed so hard…

Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?

Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.


Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)


Just uh, brought back your videos.

Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.

I… I don’t know what you are talking about.

Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!


generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

Sure! Where is it?

Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…


can get in on a beauty scholarship.

(blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

So where are you applying to?

Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!


(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.


Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?

What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I’m not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I can’t go if I break my leg.

Well I’m jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won’t have a father if-if I die!

Well all right so, it looks like we’re even!


No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!


He's got nothing!

Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


He shot a bird!

Oh that is over!


[as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.


Joey, I figured you’d understand. I mean, I-I’ve known him a lot longer.

Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

(pause) I’ll never get to be a best man!

(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.


Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!

But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know! I  swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary  lapse.

Momentary lapse. Don’t-don’t you have any self-control?

(holding stomach) Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross.


Do you wanna play football?


This is your cellphone?

Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.


And I’m the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on don’t be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Where is the waitress?! I’m starving!

It’s a buffet man.


I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.


Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)

Chandler, why are you doing this?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together    and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed    and switches the camcorder off)

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some    more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right    there. (Puts the phone down)


Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.

Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.

Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!

phoebe addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?


Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on myjacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.

Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden,it's just magically broken?

Phoebe, tell her!

Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want tobelieve you.


Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.


Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each    other. That's all that matters.

Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling    around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...

Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole    life! (she turns on the video again)


Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.


Come on, it’s a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn’t smoked since.

Nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap.

Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.

Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.

No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.

Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.

Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!

Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, it’s Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why don’t you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.

Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!

That’s a bad duck!!! (to Ross) How’d the thing go tonight, Ross?

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".

Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.

Tell me more.

Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)

You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


We're not—we're not saying anything.

Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.

There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?


(writing) Monica, there are no words… (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!

I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.


It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

You had no right to go out with him.


) How do you know a mugger?


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.


So how many more do you have tomorrow?


Was that story over?

The guy left this.


Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?

Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.

Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.

chandler addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


Do you wanna play football?

Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.

Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’


Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!

Well, if you don't know I can't help you.


You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)

Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.

Oh, you had that?

I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.


(slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.

I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.

(pours more and slides the refill to Joey) All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?


Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?

Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!

Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it… (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe’s faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it… (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials…


Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?

I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?

Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!


You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight.

That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (There’s no response from Chandler.) Okay.


What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

monica was addressed by pete and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by      mistake, and one of mine is missing.


Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.

Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.

Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?

What?! There’s only been like four kids.

Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.


(on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?

Oh, he's just goofing around.

Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?


Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.


And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.

Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.


Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Daysof Our Lives. That's actually on television.

Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

I've never slept with someone for a part.

Well is she... [reaches into the cookie jar for a cookie, takes his hand out,covered with pasta sauce]


(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

Why wouldn’t they be happy?

Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. I’m sorry.

Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

Is this why they don’t like me or why you don’t like me?


Oh, I chose not to hear that.

Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?

monica addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


more important than three stupid divorces!

Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?


Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)

Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?

Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing… Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!

ross addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?

Both of us? (points to Chandler and himself)


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

Eh! Stop it!


Have you guys picked a date yet?

Oh no, not yet.

cannot believe you’re engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser.

phoebe addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!

Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.


Why aren't you guys at the movie?


And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn’t know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)

All right well, I’d better take that back.


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.

Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just…(Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it)…throw your purses at it.

monica addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!

Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.

(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!


Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?


Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?

Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.

Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.

Oh well, where is he?!

She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn’t heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isn’t this what he would look like now?


Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.


(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

Sure! Where is it?

Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.

Ohh! So you're 5639?!


Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.

Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker.

No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.

phoebe addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


) Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.


(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's   not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.


Yeah that dog left!

(walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!

There's no dog in here.


Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?

I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.

Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh hey Joey! What's up?

I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?

Yeah, I've been around.

Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?


Don’t blame the questions!

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.


No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.


Monica, what should I do?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.

(to his hands) Way to go guys. Y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too.

Oh, I know. Hey, y’know what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!

One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?

Yeah-yeah, we never had that,

Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, I’m-I’m sure it would be amazing but I…gotta say I really-really don’t think it would be a good idea. Y’know? I really, really…don’t.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.


(To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?


Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?

And I love the milk! But, I’m not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.


Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...

It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...

Oh... what an interesting name.

You know I... (lifts her head and tries to look in Phoebe's    direction)

(pushes her head back down) Time for your scalp massage!

(Sees Phoebe's slippers through the hole) Wow... I really love    your... (startled as she realizes those are Phoebe's slippers)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!


All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.

for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.

Well, you couldn’t get them anyway. Ian doesn’t plan anymore and Derrick… (Off of Rachel and Monica’s looks) And Derrick is a name I shouldn’t know.

chandler addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!

And she wants to go hunting, too!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

rachel addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again they’d call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring!"

So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’s nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well what is it? Let me see.

Hey, someone order a coat?


Good that’s a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Y’know? Does Rachel move the phone pen?

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I know. Hey, y’know what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!

One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?

Yeah-yeah, we never had that,


No, I let him win—Ross!

me win. No, Chandler’s really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)


Here you go.

So do you want to hang out or something?

Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!

Thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?

That’s less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.

(voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.

(To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.


Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is…

The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.

Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?

No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.


Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Do you wanna play football?

Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.

Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!

But why does it even matter?!


You have to!

No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…


O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?

Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.


Not it! Damn it!


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.

(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)

What's the matter Ross?

Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!

Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.


Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.

Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.

Oh well, where is he?!

She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn’t heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isn’t this what he would look like now?

Well, why would she lie to you?


So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared,    or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise,    I like proposals!


(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?

Oh no-no-no, you—yeah, of course you get to be my best man.

(impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!

joey addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.

Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!

Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.

Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.

You had a rough day, uh?

Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!

But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!


Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.

No!! Y'know-y'know don’t do me any favours. In fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too. Yes, I do.

You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!


....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.

My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.

I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?


Carol, what's the matter? What happened?

My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.


: He just left.

) Joey! You never gonna believe it: she called.

rachel addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


I do not have baby fever!

Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!

Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!

Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?

(entering) So I nodded off a little.


We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.


You had to do it, didn’t you? You couldn’t just leave it alone.

Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.

Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. (Ross groans and rubs his neck) Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.

Yeah, I’m gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.


I don't have travel insurance.


Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)


For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.

Why are you dressed as a gladiator?


This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!


Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monica’s apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.


Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


That's, that's nice twice!

Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

monica addressed rachel, not ross (ground truth)


Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.

No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)


I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot   to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Do you think I'm someone else?


Monica? What time is it?

Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.

I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)


(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.


No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!

talking about Chuckles University?!


Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.

Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!

Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.

Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!


(To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.

Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!

I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monica’s eyes.) Say something.


Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)

Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?

No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....

ross addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


I think I’ll help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?

(pause) He is, isn’t he? I don’t know, I don’t know, I mean maybe it’s just being here at the beach together or, I don’t know. But it’s like something... (she’s interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?


Yeah, what-what's going on?


He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.

(To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.

Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.


. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…


So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?

Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.


(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!

You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.

So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.

Those are my shoes.

Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping.


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?


(sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?


Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)

Because it’s flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)


What is your job?

Staying out of the way.

This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.

OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?

Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.

Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?

Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I am pretty wisdomous.


Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?


Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.


Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.


Let me see that.

This one right here. (Ross whines.)

It’s possible, they have really sharp edges.

Wait a minute, I-I believe I’m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?


Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.


Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)

(flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?

Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)

(freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!


Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.


Rachel would be Phoebe’s, I would be Rachel’s, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.

we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandler’s name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that…


[as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]

Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.


Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?

gunther was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.


(stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?

Uhh, well, she's…really good in bed.

Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


OK, tip the man.

No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

Ah actually, that is mine.


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?

Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!

Well, why do you call him Gandolf?


Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.

Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey you’re with me.

ross addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!


Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!


No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can’t leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.

Give me the bag.

No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry!

You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me.

I’m not gonna hit you.

Why not?  You’ll feel better!  I’ll feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.


Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on.

Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.

No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie,   right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't   see the dance, did she?


Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?


Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)

Love is the best medicine.


Girls Chandler could never get?

Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.


Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!

I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose?


So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?

I can’t seem to say goodbye.

Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!

It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!

are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.

Yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted.


You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!

Well, if you don't know I can't help you.

Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?

Okay. So we're, we're good?

All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?

(quietly) Bye, fat ass.

ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!

I don't know! I don't remember!


Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now.


Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music…


(pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is…Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh… Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didn’t prepare a speech. But umm, I’d like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, who’ve always been there for me. I’d also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel…

I’m fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!

Yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.

What? No! It’s not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.


(to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.

Thank you. Thank you so much!

(hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


(entering) Oh good, you're all up.


All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in.

Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?

Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What do you think you’re doing?!

Just washing the windshield. (She turns on the wipers forcing Ross off of the hood.)


Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!


Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do   anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..

Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!

It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're   not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!

Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.

That’s what you should say.

Really? I can do it?


You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!

Ah, this place is great!

Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!

(feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft (he looks the price). Three hundred and fifty dollars?


It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?

Do you want me to be afraid of you?

Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...

Oh my god, what were you thinking?

All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.


Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...


No. No, I gotta go home sometime.

You be okay?

Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?

rachel addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!

Look I was going to tell you!

When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.

Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.

Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.


I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-

Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.


Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.

What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.

Wow! Oh well, I will be there!


Sure, what do you want to see?


(to Lauren) In a minute!!


(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?

Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.

Joey, she was listing the countries she’s done it in.

monica addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?


Pheebs, what are you doing?

Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.

Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.

Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!


Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly    safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and    you'll see!


Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.

Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.


Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.

Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?


I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.

I'm done now.

Oh God. Ross, OK, if you care about me at all, you will get the pie out of the man's hood.

rachel addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


(laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have    any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about    it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)

Why in the world would you take this tape and and    why would you watch it?


Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

Well-well but it is huge.

I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.


No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.

Ooh, this is it, 74. [screeches to a halt, Joey and Chandler are thrown into the plexiglass wall in the cab]

Oh, so that's what this is for.

Wow, this is it, I'm gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.


A face ass?

A chin dimple!


Hey Joey, come taste this.

What is it?


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.


Well, we never actually got to dinner.


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.

Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.

I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—

Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.


I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.

Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.

Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!


Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) I’m sorry, I thought maybe I’d make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(to Phoebe) So what’s Phoebe like?

I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?


Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to    go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in    a half hour.

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some    more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right    there. (Puts the phone down)


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.


No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . .

See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said.


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Shut up, I'm happy.

Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.


Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win.

(laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.


Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.


Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new…(On Rachel’s glare)…old sheet?

My apothecary table!!!


(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?


No one got me an engagement present.


How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know.

Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!

Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it. There’s none left for anybody else!

phoebe addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.

What was the dream about?

were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.

Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesn’t mean that-that you're in love with me!

That kinda sounds like your dream dude.


Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.


No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.

Oh, Chandler, sorry.

Ok, well, this was very special.


Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]

And what?! Did you sleep with her?!

No! No! No! I just kissed her.


Yeah, he’s the best.


(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and they’re-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)

Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.

(doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?


Yeah, the Knicks rule!

Joey, this is you!

Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right.


Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

All right that’s it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)


We got locked out of the apartment, we

Thats a great storycan I eat it?

And then Rachel wasnt sure she could leave the baby.

ross addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.

(entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.

What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)

It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?

Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?

Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"


Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? (He nods yes.)

Okay, I’ll see you later pal.

Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads ‘Poop.’) Wh—Ah-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.

But he's the same.

Joey, come on!

He's the same!

(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!


Female body inspector? What size is that?


, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave   at Omaha Beach.


All right Ross!! I get it!!

...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!


What?! Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?

Look, Ross look, I’m on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble.

Yeah, but don’t you think....

All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn’t find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?


But it absolutely didn’t. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didn’t!! It didn’t!!

(approaching) Ross, hey, the band’s ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so…

(sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the band’s ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says—I don’t care about the stupid band!!


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)

Hey man, how did the audition go?


Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.

(to his hands) Way to go guys. Y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too.


Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.


Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.

Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...

(looking out window) Oh, god help us.

Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!

Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.


Oh, gosh, it's hot in here.

Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?

Did you just break the radiator?

Well put it back.


Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.

Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.

ross addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!


No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud.


Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross can’t answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!


Any chance you think the couch looks good there?

…so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!


Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each    other. That's all that matters.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)


Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this—this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.

I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.


What am I gonna do?

No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!

Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.

If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?


Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)


NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!

Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!


Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

No, they're not.

Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.

I am not wrong.

No, I just talked to them.


Honestly? Me too.

Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!

Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.

Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.

That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!

I'll get back to my new job.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


God. I feel violated.


Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!

Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already    gave that to Monica, so...

You know, I would give her up, for you.


(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!

Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

ross addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?

I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!

Look, you and I went to different high schools...

Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.


Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on myjacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.

Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden,it's just magically broken?

Phoebe, tell her!

Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want tobelieve you.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves?


Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindof capade.

I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’suh, somethin’ about her.


Hey, you're not Kip!

(To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?

Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Do you wanna play football?

Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd..

See, there's always one guy. (Mocking)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


What if they get mixed up?


(on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!

What did you do to his sweater vests?

Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, we’ll be fine.

Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

(handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever.


Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]

And what?! Did you sleep with her?!

No! No! No! I just kissed her.

What?!! That’s even worse!!

How is that worse?!


Guess who's back in show business.

No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.

OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.

Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!


I spelled out boobies.

(comes up and starts looking through Ross’s cookie supply) Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Any chance you think the couch looks good there?


So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that it’s better if we’re on the same team.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.

You should feel great about yourself! You're


(to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.

Thank you. Thank you so much!


You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.

Ok, you have to stop playing now.


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!

I'm parked in a garage on Morton!


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)


(mocking him) You fell asleep?!


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.

Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.

I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—

Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn’t been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?

Kinda, but I’ve just been having way too much fun.


Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know,    with the woman coming out of the frame.


I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."

Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

(in a manly voice) Yeah well, I’m gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey gives Rachel a wide berth.)

chandler addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

I could die.

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.


And it’s a magnet!


Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!

You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.

I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!

Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.


This is ridiculous, he’s not gonna hold his breath… (Ross cuts him off by taking a deep breath and holding it.)

It’s possible, they have really sharp edges.

Wait a minute, I-I believe I’m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?

This game makes no sense!


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?

I’ve never been more convinced of your love for her.

I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)

Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.

Oh my—Come here! Come here! (He hugs her.) It’s okay. Everything’s gonna be okay.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)

Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.


Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.

Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.

Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.

What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?


What if they get mixed up?

Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.

Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


What makes it pilgrim?

We'll put buckles on it.

Did uh, Ross call?

rachel addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!


I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.

No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!

Are you saying I smell bad?

No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)


What if I smack my head on the concrete?

Well, I’m gonna lie to you Joey, it’s a possibility.

(looks at the ground and at Ross) I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?


Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Look you have to realize I don’t think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is you’re Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.


Yeah, we'll be okay.

Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Thanks. But maybe later.

Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?

phoebe addressed gunther, not joey (ground truth)


I know, I know. I went a little crazy.

A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!

(sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


You’re arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I didn't order lemonade.

Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.


Okay Ross, why don’t you come with me?

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.


It’s hard for some people!

(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wow—whoa!


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.


So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.


No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I…I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.

Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.

You talked to her?


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.

(suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could    happen to anyone. All right, see ya.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Neat. I'm gonna die alone.

Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.


Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?

Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.

Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?

Oh yeah, why not?

Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)

Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?