Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping    Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"    I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!

Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think    it’s really good that she’s here.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...


I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....

(to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I’d like know whether that’s several big fish or just one big fish.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Staying out of the way.

This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


And of course, crotchless panties.


No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys.

I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)


Hey, you're not Kip!

(To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?

Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?

See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!


I… I don’t know what you are talking about.


So it’s okay to date a student.

Well, not really. I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.

Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?

Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.


Apparently, Sting’s son made fun of the fact that Ben’s moms are lesbinims.


(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?


We're with you. We got it.

Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.

Okay. Have a benefit.

Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?

Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.

I’m sorry, it’s just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp—to be a counselor!


(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!

Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!

No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!

I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?


(to Ross) Don’t try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) I’m your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let’s go.

We’ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me.

Okay, Chandler, you go first.

Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?

Can I finish my story?!

Do you want me to pick you?!


Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'


They know you know.


Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!

Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.

(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)

What's the matter Ross?

Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!


Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.

He can have his job back.


Okay, I'm gonna go too!

Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.


(laughs) All I could think of was y’know, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"

I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)

Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.

I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks today and I’ve only had six.

Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again am I?

You sound like a guy.

No, a guy would be saying, "I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! I’ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I’d be giving up! I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again.

You’ll have a last kiss.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.


Ross, you remember Susan.

How could I forget?

(they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?


I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."

She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)

Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Wow, really? One time he just looked   at my bra and it popped open.


(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!

All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. (Giggles.)


I don't have travel insurance.

Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!


Joey, I figured you’d understand. I mean, I-I’ve known him a lot longer.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.


Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?

No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing,    okay? And     you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.

(looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've    always been     jealous of my hair.


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Well, just buy the damn boat! (She’s still working her way through her tray of booze.)

Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t know what I’m going to do. That date starts in like an hour.

Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright.

Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.


Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.


Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.

Phoebe, why is your bag moving?

Oh, it's not!

It's just my knitting that's all! (A dog sticks its head out of Phoebe's bag. Everyone looks puzzled.) Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.


Chandler, come on nothing even happened!

fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!

Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.


Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.


No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What? They will be!

All right, that’s it, I’m getting out of here.

No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.

Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?


And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

(To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!


Like only if the queen comes?

Maybe not even then. (Joey walks in)

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?

Borrow money from me?

Okay, first—first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), you’re looking down, keep looking down…

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


You’re building a post office?

No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max.


And this goes for all guys?

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


: He just left.


I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.

Maybe we should check the trash chute.

Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

Just, y'know out.

Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!


Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug thephone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Oh, it ended very well.

Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brushagainst your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind ofthing?

Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then wejust sort of sunk into it.

Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?


Why would a charity give away a free boat?!

Well, just buy the damn boat! (She’s still working her way through her tray of booze.)


Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!

Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?

Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!


Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!


Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.


Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything.


Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.


Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.

Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


I’m not feeling it.

I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…

No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?

Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!


So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?

Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn    star!

That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses)    Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping.

Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Come on Joey!!!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.

So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.

Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!

She even reads for pleasure!

How do you even know a woman like that?

What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?


Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty.

Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

I could die.


Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!

Still get a discount on wedding dresses?


eliminated my department. (Phoebe gasps)


Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.


Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!

Hurry! Monica’s gonna make you pack! She’s got jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)

(entering and interrupting the guy’s escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…

Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey.

I thought you said you were going to do nothing.

Yes, but for the last time.

Okay fine, now Ross…


So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? (Joey and    Ross walk away from the kitchen)

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?

Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!

No! Joey, you’re going to be great!

But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don’t know anything about technology! I can’t even use Chandler’s computer except to find porn! And-and that’s only ‘cause it’s right there when you turn it on!


No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)

Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.


Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?


make a good point.

Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).


Wait a minute, look.

It's an empty apartment.

Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)

There it is.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.

Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright.

I just can't stand you being here all the time.

Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.


I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.

But hey, Ross, this place is available now!

(To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McLane had plans!

No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.

That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?

Why am I not surprised?

Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!

I don’t think you have much choice.

Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?


Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?

Oh, I don't know, a million?

Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.


Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!

Yes! Yes! You did and you’re still yelling at me!

No! No! No! I’m not yelling at you, I’m just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh I’m my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! I’ve been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin’. Oh, Joey, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.

Yeah! Come on.


Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!


(Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides,  photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.

How long was I in there?

Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.

Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!

Don't you want to look through the rest?

I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.

You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!

I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your  cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)

No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!

There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!

Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!

Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!

Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time! They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.


Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.

Yes, his name is Barry, he’s a doctor, thank you very much.

Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations

Thank you. So how-how ‘bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?


Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)

Not right now.

It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.

Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.

Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.


Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.

What if I clean your bathroom for a month?

It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww, disgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom.

Foot rubs for a month!

I’ll take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!

Freedom! I want my freedom! Why won’t you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)

No! God, would you just calm down!


Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe’s. Why were you even watching it?

I thought…maybe…you got me porn for Valentine’s Day.


Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little   question, okay? Trust me, I know this.


But equally real!

Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are    getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind    performing them once now?

(to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh?    Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.


Rachel is one of my closest friends. (Pause) Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!

(to the driver) Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!

What was that?!

Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?

Well then you’d better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.

(entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.

Oh great! What, you brought Joey?


Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

Hey, you're back too!

Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?

Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.


(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)


Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!

Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)

(walks up) Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler.

What is that?

Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!

No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up.

They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!


I—never borrowed your Walkman.


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?

Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!

I was not and oh God, shh!


Whose little ball of paper is this?!


(entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?


Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

What're you talking about, everybody loves Joseph.

I don't, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he's a brown-nosing suck up.

Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.

Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.


O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?

Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.

Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?

(smiling) No it's not.

How do you know?


Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.

Wow. Y’know it is so weird. I mean, you’re gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea what’s gonna happen.

Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.


All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?


I couldn’t help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesn’t and Joey punches Ross.   Gunther is amused.)

What is the matter with you?!?

You were supposed to duck!!! Why didn’t you duck?

Why don’t we talk about this on the way to the hospital?

Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while we’re there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."


This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)

Monica, is this true?

Yes it's true.

Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?

You know what else I’m not gonna miss? "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"

"Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What are you talking about?!

(sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.


I did it anyway.

Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why aren’t you dressed yet?!

I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)

(grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.


Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!


What are you up too?


Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?


[pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.

Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?

Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.


Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)

You guys, I’m doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.

Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)


Do you want me to be afraid of you?


God Joey, this is taking forever!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?

Of course I did.

Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?


I’m not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)

Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?

Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…

Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!


No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?

Did she leave a number?

Did you see me write one down?

I don't have her number, butt-munch.


(warily) Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she have an accent? I gotta make a call! (Starts to leave) I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!


(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging the  game before—(Sees the top ten list)—Oh my God! Your friends have some  unfortunate initials!


Which is why my answer is yes!

Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so…happy. (She's not happy.)


Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.


Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…

No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!

All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.

Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.


I can't smell your sandwich?


Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?

I know, I know it was stupid.


No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.

Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)

Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)

Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there.

Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead.)

Oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!


Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)

Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?

No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


(to Monica) We have to get out of here, baby!

Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.

ross addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!

Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?

Yeah, I can see where I’d be your best shot but, no. I’m sorry, but I think it’s twisted.


I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)

No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.

Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!


Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?

No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing,    okay? And     you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.


And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....


Where are you going?

How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)

I can do that for the kids.


Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little   question, okay? Trust me, I know this.

All right, I trust you. (Continues to dial)

Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...

I'm on the phone! (On the phone) Dr. Wiener? (Ross   and Rachel walk away)


Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.

I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?

Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you’re gonna take him? Joey, I don’t think you’re comprehending just how slutty this dress is!

It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself.


No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.

Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever    gets the highest number gets to go first.


Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)

Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!


No, I don’t want to tell you.

More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at  him.) I didn’t say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just  tell me!

(laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we’re  at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a  second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesn’t sound  like anything, but I swear it works.

(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya…

All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.


(to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!

All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don’t know, we were, we were making out.


is a cartoon!

(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.

No, I guess I just never really cried. Y’know? I’m not a crying kind of guy.


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

I miss this.

I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!

No, I-I miss hanging out with you.

Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y’know now it’s like…things are different.


Hey, let me tell them!

Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?


Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.


Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.

Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!

That’s a bad duck!!! (to Ross) How’d the thing go tonight, Ross?

Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.

(to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)


All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.

Real magic does exist.

Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?

I can’t tell you that, no.


Let’s have Monica decide.

Why do I have to decide?

Because you’re the only one that can be fair.


Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. (She’s wearing a tank top and has her belly sticking out.)

Good God man don’t anger it.

Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?

No. No, I haven’t seen him.

He’s getting married tomorrow right?

Yes. Yes. Don’t worry. Everything’s fine. We’ll uh, we’ll see you tomorrow at the wedding.

Well then we’ll-we’ll see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (They’re sitting by the window.) What-what…what you guys doing here?!

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel, what the hell is this?!

You found me a guy?


Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!

Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?


See, now it’s weird again.

I think it’s great that you work here. You’re going to make a lot of money, and here’s your first tip Don’t eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 215, coffeehouse.


Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

That true, I am flaky.

So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?


Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

It did at first, but not anymore.

So, uh, how often can you do it?

As much as he needs.


Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything.


They went in together. So sorry.


(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.


Well umm, Alexandra has been…

Oh, it has a name?

Phoebe, don’t get upset!

Okay—Oop! Too late! I’m leaving! Come on Chandler let’s go! (She storms out.)


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?

Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it.

Well you shouldn’t be. Believe me I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


From a bullet!

I know it doesn't make much sense…

Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.


Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.

Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet.


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!

Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!


man! (Monica heads out) Okay Ross, time is up!

No, just give me another minute.

Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.


I can't smell your sandwich?

Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!

Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?

Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.


Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!

(angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!

You guys kissed! Oh my—this is huge!


Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each    other. That's all that matters.

Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling    around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...

Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole    life! (she turns on the video again)


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?

What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.


No, no, no, you say that proudly.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.

To score the winning touchdown, by the way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.


Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

Hey, you're back too!

Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!

Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


No! You should've read it yourself!

Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!

Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.

A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!

Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross, I swear, I don’t know.

Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!


Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

(to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.

I kissed Kathy.


(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!

(quickly) I call Godfather!


(entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?

Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?


Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something  really stupid.

Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out  there

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.

Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?


Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".

Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.


It’s coming from the living room.


Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!

I don’t know, y’know? I feel a little umm… No, y’know what? Nevermind, I’m gonna be fine.


Didn't it like totally speak to you?


So how many more do you have tomorrow?

Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’

(entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?

I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.

Good-good, don’t tell him. Don’t tell him. Just have him call me okay?

Rach look, I really don’t think that’s such a great…


Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.

monica was addressed by pete and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.

But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?

Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?

[reluctantly] Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy.


Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

That’s what I do now.

Hey Joey, come taste this.

What is it?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?

I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.

Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.

That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together…(quietly) having sex.

Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.

broke with Tag a week ago.

Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didn’t think I’d love again.

Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!

I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!

Hey, it’s been like three weeks!

You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!

Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear. I can’t, I can’t watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in.


Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.

How much longer?


And they knew about it?


But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.

I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!

Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!! (runs into the bedroom)


No hey Rach, it’s cool okay? Y’know I’m a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?


I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?

Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.

Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.


(threatening Joey with a scrunchy) Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!

It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.

What are you doing?

Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.

Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.


Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.


What are these, like famous chickens?


(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.

Hey! Open the door. What's going on? (He knocks.)


hot weather girl.

(To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.

ross addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


(sits next to him) Phoebe, it’s okay that you don’t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.

(to Monica) Y’know, suddenly I find you very attractive.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


My surprise party!

What surprise party?

Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.


(slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.

I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.

(pours more and slides the refill to Joey) All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?

Yeah I guess you're right.

You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.

I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)

All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.


Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.

Oh, of course...

Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!

Me too. Come here. (They hug)

I just don't want to be alone tonight.

Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.

Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?

No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.


to tell David!

(angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door)    I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock    jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for    inside! (he enters)

So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they    call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica    looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma    having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from    the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.

(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two    words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so,    I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried    chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica    laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

No, it just remind me of something this guy did today    at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?


Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?

No-no-no-no-no! It’s a surprise, but it’s gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while.


more important than three stupid divorces!

Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.

Who was that?

It’s just the pizza place.


Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!


OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.

Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever    gets the highest number gets to go first.

Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?

Ok, how about this We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday.    We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.

All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'llbuy you breakfast, let's go.

What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumpedher because she pronounced it "supposably"?

Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.


If you wanna call that a reason.


If you wanna call that a reason.

[singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's thebitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.


You chipped in?!

Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.

Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!

Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

Yeah, but you're making me look bad!

No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!


Just uh, brought back your videos.


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)


No. No, I gotta go home sometime.


What are you guys gonna do?

Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)


We were on a break!

on your answering machine!

Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!


(entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in  here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be  replaced.)

(entering) Well hey! What’s going on? Ooh, cool boat—(Sees why the  boat’s there)—Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel)  Hey, did you, did you tell them?


You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!

What if I have babies, okay? I mean I’m gonna look different. I’m okay with that, but I’m not sure that you are!

Look you have to realize I don’t think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is you’re Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?

(gasps) You found my book?!

Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!

Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!

Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my book. There’s nothing with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)

You got porn!


Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.

Fifth day's a charm.


No, I'm sorry.


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!

Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?

monica addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Pheebs, what are you doing?

Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.

Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.

Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!


Phoebe, what are you doing?

I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.

Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!


water his plants.

Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.

Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.


I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.


(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!

I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.

Oh it’s umm, it’s tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)

What are you doing tonight?


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.

Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.

Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.

It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.


(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.

Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared,    or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise,    I like proposals!


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?

Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)


Oh really? Like what Monica?

Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…

Oh yeah, good start Mon.

She lets you borrow them.

Yeah and you stretch ‘em out with your big old clown feet.

Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.

Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.


(sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?

can get in on a beauty scholarship.


Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.

Rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?

(He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths ‘Come on!’) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.

joey addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)


Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?

Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.


Yeah! Oh yeah, you’ll be fine! It-it’ll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y’know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won’t.

What if I smack my head on the concrete?


Hey, someone order a coat?


Okay! All right! How was she?

Was she good?

Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?

She, she was different.


Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

Hey, you're back too!

Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!


You still on that?


Chasing him all around the room?

bonnie did not speak next (ground truth)


Going to the hospital tonight?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.

Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.


Yes, it’s in my… In…in my pocket. (Paul hasn’t dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!

Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.


And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two    words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so,    I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried    chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica    laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

No, it just remind me of something this guy did today    at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?

[to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.

Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.


Honestly? Me too.

Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.

Ohh, I’m so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it’s really, it’s made me stay calm. (Chandler just looks at her.) I coulda been worse!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What am I gonna do?

No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!


Oh hey Joey! What's up?

I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?

Yeah, I've been around.

Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?


Well, well I can up with it!

!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.

Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?

monica addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!

I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.


Ross, are you okay?


Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.

No, no, it's not a girl, it's...  a brand new Hugsy!

Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.

No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.

Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.

Yes! There's still pie.

I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

ross addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)

Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three    times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.


I know, and with the baby coming?

So, should we tell her?

I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!

(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!

I'm parked in a garage on Morton!


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.

And that makes you angry because…


Who are those people?

Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

Eh! Stop it!

Chandler! What are you doing here?

Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!


When they see this you'll be 52!

And starting to think about settling down!

Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents    on?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!

(sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!

All right, so are we not having dinner at all?


Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

They went in together. So sorry.


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

I miss this.

I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?

(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?

Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


On three, 1…2…3! (Rachel turns her head on three to avoid the drops.) Now my pillow's all wet! (She was trying to fool Rachel and squeezed the eyedropper.)

Well, well, you said it was practice!

Then why did you move?!


Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.


I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesn’t that give me the right to control him—help him?

I don't think he's the one who needs help.

No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.

are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded generally upset! I mean, listen! (She hits a button on the machine.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


C'mon! This looks good!

Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!


Chandler, why would you do that?

Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it  is a bit of a challenge.


Uh-huh, let's go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.


Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...


Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


) How do you know a mugger?

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.


(on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.

And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.


(taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

Rachel! I'll just call her back.

(to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.


Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.


So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?

Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.

Huh, what’s fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Ross’s mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?


The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!


Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.

I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.


I mean after tomorrow night.

No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

You want me to call her right now?


to get my license renewed.

driver’s license—Okay that is it! Pull over right now!

Oh Ross you’re so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax… (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)

(grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are you—Okay that’s not funny! Just stop horsing around!

I am not horsing around okay? I am Porsching around.


Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird.


(entering) What's going on?


Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.

Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence…

No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.


I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.


You set her up?!

Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that’s great. That’s great. (Kisses and hugs her.)


Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!


(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and they’re-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hello to the rest.


You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.

of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!

(starts laughing, Ross stares at her) I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right, you are a tough guy. You’re the toughest palaeontologist I know.

Look, don’t worry about me. Okay? I’ll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I’ll uh, I’ll be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)


Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!

(entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?

Umm, oh, hey, I don’t know. How about a big one?

Well then a small one!! Listen, let’s, we kinda have to get going!

Wait! Where’s my shoes?

You, you sure you need shoes? (Chloe nods her head) Okay. (reaches down and picks up a shoe)

Do I know why we’re rushing?

Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!


Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!

Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?


Okay fine, I did. But I didn’t see anything, I swear.

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!

But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know! I  swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary  lapse.


God, it’s great to catch up! I can’t believe how long it’s been!


hot weather girl.


Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And Dad, y’know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys! Ross did!

Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!

Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year!


(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)


Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”

So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.


I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!

Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.

At least I care about his feelings!

Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn’t get it?

And why wouldn't he get it?

what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!


They know you know.


! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.

No! You should've read it yourself!

Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!

Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.

A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!

Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time.


Well, look at that, same thing.


Yeah, I know.

Oh, I don’t know. Well maybe it’s just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I don’t know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I guess that's how.

Hey Monica, how's it going.

Oh it’s umm, good! It's umm, it’s good, just here watering the plants.

Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.


Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.

Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?


Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!


Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that’s great. That’s great. (Kisses and hugs her.)


Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!

Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!

I know! I found it on the street.


(glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler can’t go. We’re going to dinner remember?!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.


Because of the weekend, we had a fight.

Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)

So, this isn't over?

(laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.

Really? Okay. Great!

Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)

(stops her) We're in a relationship?


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.

Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering    lines.

(Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your    livelihood doesn't depend on it.

I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods)    Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?


Oh well, I guess Italian isn’t one of the four languages you speak.

Okay. See you guys later.


make a good point.


You don’t need to fill these silences.

Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!

Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.

Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!


You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?

Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel, how did this happen?

I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.


I mean think about all the money that you’re gonna make!


Ross, the heat!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?

He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.


No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't evenhave a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimatewith someone.

Yeah. You're not gonna end up alone.

Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.

No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?

All right that’s it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don’t care!


Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.


Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.

No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--

What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No,what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

Is there blood coming out of my ears?

He's even kind of cute.


No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?

I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.

(takes Chappy from Mike) Well, I guess I'm in the wedding then. Ha haaa... (smells Chappy) He stinks!


Well, we're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend, I have a    b. . . baby and a Ross.


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?

Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!

I was not and oh God, shh!


All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.

Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.


I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright,    moving on...

think   I should propose?

Ok, ok, so how should I do it?

How about at a game, on the big screen?


Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


everywhere she goes.

Ross, she’s 25 years old.

So what! I still have—No you’re probably right.


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?

Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it.

Well you shouldn’t be. Believe me I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in  here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be  replaced.)


Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?

Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!


Oh.... my God.


Oh.... my God.

(pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

joey addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


(to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, I’m-I’m talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.

gunther was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.

gunther was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.


Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into…"

Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?


Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?


So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)

The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

Oh, good. Thanks.

Now what is Fabutec?


He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

Course there, they just call it food.

Yeah... I guess. I don't—I don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.

And that makes you angry because…

Because you would rather live here with Joey.


Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.

Oh, of course...

Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!

Me too. Come here. (They hug)

I just don't want to be alone tonight.


No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.


Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?

All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.


Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.

Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. (She leaves)

(to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)

I cannot believe her.

I know. Where do you wanna go eat?

Oh, oh, I love that Japanese place.

I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


You don’t need to fill these silences.


Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!


Can I check out what she did to my room?

Yeah, but, hey look, don’t go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)

(The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th… it’s like a guy never lived in here. Look, you’ve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) It’s spreading already.

(Picking up a pillow.) Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?

(Pointing to the table and picking up the box.) Is that your tiny little box, that’s too small to put anything in?


that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!

You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?


It’s Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.

Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.

(smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.


Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?


Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?


Wow, what-what do you think she wants?

Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.

It’s possible. You are very loveable, I’d miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.

chandler addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.


Do you even know what a vicar is?

Like a goalie, right?

(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!

All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. (Giggles.)

All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?! Let’s do it!


Why, what happened?

Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well, that’s not the worst part.

How can you not know which one?


: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well, oh, I’m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I’m a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?

(running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.

No, I’m not gonna pick them up.

Listen, we both know you’re gonna do it ‘cause you’re not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.


Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win.

(laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.

No, I let him win—Ross!

me win. No, Chandler’s really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)


Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.

No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)

Wow, Carol really messed you up!

Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I don’t know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.


Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?

Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean—(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)—Or he does.

No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.

But Ross, its you and me!


Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight.

Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross knows about me and Monica.

(To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!

Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.


I can't believe this!

(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!


I'm sorry, who's this?


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.

I can check that for ya.

I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


You’re actually going through with this?


No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!

And she wants to go hunting, too!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?


All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only    yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape    in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a    american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

Why am I hearing cheering?

Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.


Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?


Okay Ross, why don’t you come with me?

Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? What’s going on?

What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?

No. He.....he’s coming out of his shorts.


Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?

What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) I’m sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachel’s feet) really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…

Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!

What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

chandler addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.

But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!

Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?

Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"


Oh Monica, we are so sorry.

You al-you already had it?


He just said, "No strippers."

Oh, I chose not to hear that.


I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?

He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.

(imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry…(He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)

ross addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!


What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.


Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so… (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!

Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.


I can't believe you tried to cut   me out. Why Phoebe, why?

It was right after we were living together and you   were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and   shrill.


Oh my God.

Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!


That’s not a state Joe.


Well, we never actually got to dinner.

No, we kinda broke up instead.

(looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica it’s on the ceiling.

That’s okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!


No, one of them...

I don't know, what were the names I just said?

Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.

, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)


Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)


Pheebs, how’s it going?

(rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?


What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?

They have a kid together, y'know. They’re like, they’re like a family, and if, I don’t know, there’s chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn’t want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!