Your make-up!

(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.

Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.)

Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

Why would I return it? I love this bag!

All right, then you owe me $350.

Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)


(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!

(panicking) Dude! He's right there!

Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!

Hey! So, did you quit?

No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Joey, she’s so cool. She speaks four languages.

know what guys want!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.


Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!

Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.


Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!

Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)

I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?


Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)

Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.

Ross, how could you let this happen?

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.

Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.


Okay, listen I am not a pervert!

That’s like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!


So is your apron. You’re wearing it like a cape.

I mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? I guess I’m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.

Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.

Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird.

See, now it’s weird again.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?

I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?


Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?

Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?


they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)

No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)

Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?

chandler addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.

Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage.

Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.

Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.

Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?

No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!

Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !

oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?


Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

monica addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)

Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?

Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


She’s leaving for three months.

Okay, good stuff. Umm, well she’s-she’s sweet and pretty and…

Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didn’t you?!

No! No! I…didn’t do that. It’s just… Okay, honestly no. I don’t, I don’t see a big future with her.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I’m right here.

Yeah, Chandler why don’t you take a walk? This doesn’t concern you.

phoebe addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

What?! You totally get embarrassed!

No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

Is that so?


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.


Since when do you watch the news?

hot weather girl.

(To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!

Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!

I don't have a fax machine.

gonna be a few surprises!


(happily) I’m off the list. (Sits on the couch.)

(sits next to him) Phoebe, it’s okay that you don’t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Where are you going?


) Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…


Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.


Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?


Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!


I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!

(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!

All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.

see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)


The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

I miss this.

I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!

No, I-I miss hanging out with you.

Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y’know now it’s like…things are different.

Well y’know, things are different. I’m…I’m married now.

Oh sure—And hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just…I miss…hanging out…just-just us, y’know?

Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on we’ll make time to hang out with each other.


What? Chandler! Tell 'em!

(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)

At least I care about his feelings!


What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!

Hey listen man, about the stripper…

(banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!

gunther was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?

Well I don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.

Yeah that would really be great.

Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldn’t. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.

Yeah. No. No you’re right.


Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to    him!


(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)

Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!

He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!

They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!


Okay, Chandler, you go first.

Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by      mistake, and one of mine is missing.


(starts to recite a rehearsed speech) Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. (Pause.) Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and—(He falters and Monica prompts him.)—generosity of spirit.

Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.

(To Chandler) I’m out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?


bar after every  game.

Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get  out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) Oh  come…Phoebe!

Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the  door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?

No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her  some flowers.)

Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you.

And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a  brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and  I was startin’ to feel faint so…


(entering) Oh, hey, you guys!

Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.

Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!

Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.


(excited) I can do that!

Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)


Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.

Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… (They all start getting emotional.)


Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.

(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!

C'mon! This looks good!

Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!


bar after every  game.


Just get your nails done?

Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)

Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)


I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.


they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".

You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)


Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.

(To Chandler) I’m out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?

Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler!

(pauses as he struggles with what he has to say) You’re a little high maintenance.


Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"

Umm uh, I’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.


I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)


Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?

Hard to tell, I was naked.

No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.

phoebe addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Joey we know you steal our food.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


That's, that's nice twice!

Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?


Y'know I don’t, I don’t understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin’ her boob.

Okay, can we please go eat?


How's the maniac?

Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.

Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.


I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)


I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.


Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas  and offices with fewer than fifteen people.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her.)

Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?

The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!


Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like,

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Why won’t you let me massage you?

Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, Ross, whats going on here, are we just bringing strange  women back to the apartment now?

I dont know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?

How do you know about that?

Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to  sleep...

When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a  guy you know, for what? A week?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.

Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.

Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)

Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.


Then why-why is she going to a play?!


See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You’re changing it!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)


But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.

Fine, I'll give the suit back.


You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.

Chandler, I said I was sorry.

this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.


Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.

Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.


Phoebe, what are you doing?

I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.


Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.

No, no, it's not a girl, it's...  a brand new Hugsy!

Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.

No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.

Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...


Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!

Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.


Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’

Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?

Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along.


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.

Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.

Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.

Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!


Okay, is this lamp in the same place?

Who cares? I repel women.

(blocks the door) No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!

I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.

Oh it’s umm, it’s tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)

What are you doing tonight?


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)

Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three    times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.


No. No, I gotta go home sometime.


Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.

You really think so?

Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!

Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?

Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it.


Umm, Joey, I know.

What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of  these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I  don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And,  you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!

Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.

Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?


Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?

Oh we can't, we already have plans.


Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like (checks his watch) ten minutes left!

I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh!


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!


Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.

Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.


What are you talking about? Bitch.

Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?


Okay, Chandler, you go first.

Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.


Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)

Not right now.

It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.

Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.


You don’t need to fill these silences.


We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together    and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed    and switches the camcorder off)


Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way.


gonna break up with you!

Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”

Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.

(calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, you’re right. Yeah I guess I’ll let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.


Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?

I’m just making margaritas.

I think I’ll help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?

(pause) He is, isn’t he? I don’t know, I don’t know, I mean maybe it’s just being here at the beach together or, I don’t know. But it’s like something... (she’s interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?

Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)


Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

Why would I return it? I love this bag!


Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive and. . .


(announcer voice) All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!

Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?

Chandler, where are your tools?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


You're not going to believe this!


(waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?

Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Thunder being stolen!!


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!


Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…

I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?

joey addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.

This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

Make love? What are you a girl?

Always a great way to get in a man’s pants.

But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.

I love when you talk dirty to me.

Oh, I know it. You’re right. That’s not sexy. Oh…Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but can’t quite seem to make it.) Oh God!


No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to    be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!

Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.


No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.

Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!

That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.


Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.


I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.

let Phoebe in.


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”


Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.

Fifth day's a charm.

Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're       making it so easy on me and Emma.

Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want,       and when does she stop crying all night?

Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's       in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep,       so...

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did       last night.


C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)

(grabbing the picture) Give me that!


So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

And um, what-what is that Ross?

The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

(laughs) What?! Are you crazy?

Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

(gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!

You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.

Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.

Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!

Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.

Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.


(jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!


No, okay, you’re right. You’re easy-going. You’re just not as easy-going as Rachel. She’s just more flexible and-and mellow. That’s all.

(To Monica) Well, people are different.

Ya, you know, Rachel … she’ll do whatever you want. Y’know, you can just walk all over her.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Since when do you watch the news?

hot weather girl.

(To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.

ross addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.

Ross, you're mayor of the zone.

I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...

Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.


Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. (She’s wearing a tank top and has her belly sticking out.)


(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.

You wanna fool around with Joey?

Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!

Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?

Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!

Hey, I thought that guy was married.


Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?

I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?


Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?


That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!


I don't know, you might be the first one.


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.


I’m not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)


Like only if the queen comes?


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?


Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything.


Female body inspector? What size is that?

Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)


I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or   something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the   door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa   is real."


Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!

That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this? (He shows her what he’s been drawing.)

Oh my God! Joey!

Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!


Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.

That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.

Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.    If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.


Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…

No idea? Who do you think brought her here?


Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!

Dinner was good!


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)


Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little   question, okay? Trust me, I know this.


Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?

You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!

Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!


Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)

All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.


What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?

I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.

Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.

That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together…(quietly) having sex.


Do you wanna play football?

Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!

Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.


Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh… Hey! I’m really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Great. It was great. She’s ah, she’s great, great looking, great personality, she’s greatness.

Sounds like she’s got the ah, whole package.

Joey told you about the leg, huh?

(to Chandler) Heard about the leg burnin’ huh?

It came up.

Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?

Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?

See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!


‘em—Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(on phone from Vegas) Hey Monica, it's Joey!

Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!

Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!


Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s...   is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe   and I will see you then!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do  you have any moves?

No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.)  I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that.

I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.

Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine  sent to my table from a fan.


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't evenhave a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimatewith someone.


Ohh! So you're 5639?!

That's it! Thanks Pheebs!

(to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!


Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!

(feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?


Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"


I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.

Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!

All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition.


Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.

So, what do you thing the good news is?


Ahh—oy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?

I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.


You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!

Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know.

Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!

Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it. There’s none left for anybody else!

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.


Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel...  with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)

(threatening Joey with a scrunchy) Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!

It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.

What are you doing?

Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.

Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.

No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.

Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?

Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.


Why’d you say no?


Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?

I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?

No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?


Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.


Ah, we’re out. I sold them all.

Monica, I’m cutting you off.

No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it’s no big deal, all right, I’m-I’m cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!

Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.


My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.


When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

(on phone) Hi! I’m back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, we’ll do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ow, that had to hurt!

Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.

Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.

No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!

(feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?

Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?

Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.

Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.

Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.

What's going on?


Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.

What I said was, was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!

Obviously not to Joey.


She went on one of those spray-on tan places.


(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!

(laughing) You did look like an idiot.


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?


Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!

(To Ross) I’ll tell you about it later. Be cool.

Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No. And I don’t think I’m gonna want to.

I can’t do this.


(smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to    your new home! (she holds out the 'painting')

(surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh,    she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh    so proudly? (looks around for a spot)

rachel addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?

Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.

Huh, what’s fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Ross’s mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?


Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.

Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?


Hey! You made it!


Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re    getting rid of her.


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.


Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already    gave that to Monica, so...

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? (He nods yes.)


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?


I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)


So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they    call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica    looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma    having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from    the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.

(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two    words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so,    I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried    chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica    laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

No, it just remind me of something this guy did today    at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?


What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.

Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.

I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(on phone) Okay, great!  Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

Oh! That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved in!

Yeah, and y’know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.


Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?


Y’know it doesn’t matter how much I’m craving it. Y’know why I’m never gonna eat meat? Because it’s murder, cold blooded murder.


I don't know you guys.


Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.


C'mon, she's your mom!

! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?

Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!

Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'


(sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to    do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!

thing that you see when you walk in the door!


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.


Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.

Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!

Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.


You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, which was nice.

You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?

Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


bar after every  game.

Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get  out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) Oh  come…Phoebe!

Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the  door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?

No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her  some flowers.)

Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you.

And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a  brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and  I was startin’ to feel faint so…


is a cartoon!

(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave?  What should I have?

(mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.

Okay, Ill have the fixed salad and the duck.

Son of a bitch!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Almost over man.

(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)

Why am I looking?

Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!

(on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!

You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.

(on the tape) Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. (The duck quacks, to the duck) Choo! Choo! Choo! (To the imaginary cops) Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it…(the duck quacks louder) Choo!! And if I don't get it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck!

(on the tape) I'm comin' out! (He opens the door and hops out pointing the gun in all directions and then runs out of view.)


(answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.

(who has just entered) Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! I wanna talk to him!


No, one of them...

I don't know, what were the names I just said?

Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.

, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)

What the hell are you cooking!


Did uh, Ross call?


(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!

You can always sell your baby.

Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m gonna get fired!


Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?


No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the   Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you   don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.


Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well what is it? Let me see.


Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)

Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.


(silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That’s great!


What did I marry into?


ride more fun?!"


It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

W-What was the one right before bananas?

The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y’know, I thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” I mean that’s an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?


Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.


First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…

Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!

Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…

monica addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clockin the morning.

I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.


Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on myjacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.

Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden,it's just magically broken?


It was really fun being married to you tonight.

Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made.

Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?

I know, I know it was stupid.

Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was…really wonderful! Did you just make that up?

No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.


Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."


You bought Shawn Cassidy!

Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?

Okay! (She goes and gets her surprise and when she returns with it, Ross stares in shock.) Check it out!

What-what is it?!

It's a, it's a cat!


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, it’s your mom. (Hands him the phone.)

(on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what they’re gonna say.)


(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?


are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!

Well, we’re still talking about it, aren’t we?

Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.

joey addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!

Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!

rachel addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.


Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.

(calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, you’re right. Yeah I guess I’ll let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.


Let me see that.

This one right here. (Ross whines.)

It’s possible, they have really sharp edges.

Wait a minute, I-I believe I’m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?


Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Daysof Our Lives. That's actually on television.

Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.


Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.

Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)


And it’s a magnet!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.

Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!

Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.

Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.


Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


And you know, I have a massage client soon.


Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?

You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.

You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.

Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?


Monica? What time is it?

Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.


Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent?   Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!


Then why-why is she going to a play?!


Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.

I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?

Well I don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in  here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be  replaced.)

(entering) Well hey! What’s going on? Ooh, cool boat—(Sees why the  boat’s there)—Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel)  Hey, did you, did you tell them?

No, I was waiting for you!


Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so… (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared,    or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise,    I like proposals!

sweet, and like the   most romantic thing ever.

Well, hey! Well... (he takes his mug to toast Phoebe)    Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world! To Phoebe and...    (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? (pause) To Phoebe and Mike!


Well, you tell a lot of jokes!

Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.

Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!

monica addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


All right now, so? What do you think?

I don’t know. Is it crazy?

No! No it’s not. Joey, this is a smart idea.

ross addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, I’ll take another question.

Okay, this is gonna be tough. Hold your breath.

No dude, you gotta hold your breath until you’re ready to answer the question.


Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.

Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.

Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.


You’re arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!

Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers they’re just, you know, they’re nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.

No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.

Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?

It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it….Oh My God, I’m a women!!!


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.

Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just…(Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it)…throw your purses at it.

monica addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


Ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Emma’s cake. It’s    in a box in the fridge.

Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say    for bachelorette parties?

Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God!    They put my baby’s face on a penis!


messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…

Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!

Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!

Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!


Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.


All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you!

Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?

Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.

(On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.

Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).

What are you doing?

Oh, you'll see my friend.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know?

I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.

And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!

Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!

And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.


Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.


Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!

Well, if you don't know I can't help you.

Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?

Okay. So we're, we're good?

All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?


Well, just buy the damn boat! (She’s still working her way through her tray of booze.)

Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

I’m just helping the kids!

How is you drinking helping the kids?


Umm, Joey, I know.

What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of  these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I  don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And,  you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!

Joey, I just think you’re getting worked up over nothing. This is  probably just a crush.


I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright,    moving on...

think   I should propose?

Ok, ok, so how should I do it?


ride more fun?!"

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?

What? Yes, I am!


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!

Those are my gifts, I got them for you.

Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!

Those are book ends! That's a great gift!


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.


Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.

Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?


Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)

(taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!

Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.

Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!

Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?

What is it?

Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!

Barry who you almost...?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)

Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.

I can check that for ya.

I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.

Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?

Oh yeah, why not?

Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)

Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?


Monica had lunch with Richard.

You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.


I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.


So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!

Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!

No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!


Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.

Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.

Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?

Only if you say his full name.


(to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.

And was the curse lifted?


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!

They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!

Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.

Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.

(to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when—(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.

Ross I’m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.


And um, what-what is that Ross?

The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

(laughs) What?! Are you crazy?

Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

(gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!


are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!

Well, we’re still talking about it, aren’t we?

Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.

joey addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want tobelieve you.

Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!

Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.


(disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

Here's your scone.


Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else.    (he opens the box)

Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday...    And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According    to the back cover of that book that you gave me.

Rach, she's not going to remember this.

(shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this    day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her    cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET    OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks    at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!


Okay, Chandler, you go first.


(entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?

Why don’t you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America.


Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?


If anything should happen to him…


My surprise party!

What surprise party?

Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.

Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.


(shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how  you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.

(approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.

(looks touched) Joey, you never..you never talked about that before...

Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.


Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?

I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.

annoying friend Chandler.


Phoebe, it's not about quantity.

Well...it's not about quality.


(Singing) "Ipan Stripan, Glupi Glabi! " And that is    the Swedish National Anthem! Thank you for asking! (looks annoyed)


Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

That’s what I do now.

Hey Joey, come taste this.

What is it?


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.

lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.


Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?


Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?

Okay. (Reading.) "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross (Points to him.)

About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry.


Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!


(taps chandler on the arm) You can go.

Really? You're gonna be okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine. You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the    art of seduction.

You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.


No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.


That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."


Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.


No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.

Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.

No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.

How have you never been on Oprah?

[showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.


I think they're very nice.

I like them a lot.


Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?

What? Yes, I am!

Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.

So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

Why, what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?

Nothing. It’s just old and dingy, that’s all.

I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)

Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.

I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Relax. Here hold this (hands her his beer). This old stuff just comes right off. (he bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor, in his tight pants.)

That’s a little more than I wanted to see.


Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!

Oh, come on! It’s not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually I’m pretty much just in there by myself.


(in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)

Joey, you know you don’t actually have one.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.


Joey, that is not gonna work.

No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.


time’s the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.

Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.

Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?

Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. (Gets up.)


No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.

Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!


(happily) I’m off the list. (Sits on the couch.)

(sits next to him) Phoebe, it’s okay that you don’t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.

(to Monica) Y’know, suddenly I find you very attractive.

Wow! That is a bad audition.


In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)

(half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.


I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.

And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!

Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!


And they knew about it?

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!

Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!


Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.

You took the same class twice.

Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.

Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.

Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.


You know more than one Fun Bobby?


Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.


Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?

No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...

STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?

Monica? You're Mom.

Well, what's the part?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(depressed) That’s right. I’m no longer a bride. I’ll never be a bride again. Now, I’m just someone’s wife!


Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!

talking about Chuckles University?!


And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....

With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!

I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me    to get rid of Gladys.

Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting    with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and    she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!

to give her up. Oh,   I know!! Oh, you should take her!

(faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...

Why, you don't like her?

Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll    take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too    easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!


I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?

Come on, tell me.

All right, you’re probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.

What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?

They have a kid together, y'know. They’re like, they’re like a family, and if, I don’t know, there’s chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn’t want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?


Yes, every single one of them.

Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?

Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.


No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.


What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks we’re engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we’re engaged?!

Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.


Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?

SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him)    (To the     kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)

Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it.    That is     the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.


What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.


But it absolutely didn’t. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didn’t!! It didn’t!!


No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.

I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?


Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?

Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate   doctor.


Look, they must be stopped!

I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!

I need juice! People need juice!!

Listen to me!! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.)

Juice, I need...


Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to    go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in    a half hour.

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?


(to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Wow! Wow! And it’s definitely all gone? There’s nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?

I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.

Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.


(To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.

No one got me an engagement present.


Oh my God!

Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?


Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.

Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaksas sort of a thank-you.

But wait, there's more. Hey, Chandler, what is in the envelope?

By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!

I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.


Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

phoebe addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.


Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.


No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.


What are you guys doing out here?

Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).


(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!

Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?


Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

Can you figure out what I’m doing?

Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?


Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.

By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny       Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.

She's asleep. Chandler?

Emma was doing it!

Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...


Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.


Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross can’t answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!

Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!


Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?

(gasps) You found my book?!

Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!


Well you sure used a large font.


Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.


Yes! I’d love to! Have her come by the office.

Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?


Hey! You made it!

Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!

Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby.

Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I’m Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.


(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!

Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!


Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?


Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!

I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)


I—never borrowed your Walkman.

Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!

You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)

Does it hurt?

No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!

Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?


Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?

Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!

Okay, let's go running!

Yeah and there's really cute guys there.

Let's run towards them!

All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!

Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.

So, what do you thing the good news is?

(looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


That is seven days!

Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after…


(entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!

Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”

So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?


Hey, what have you guys been up to?


Joey, that is not gonna work.


Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?


See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.


, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.

(skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know,    with the woman coming out of the frame.

Oh, and Monica gets to keep her?   In her house? I am so jealous!

You know, I would give her up, for you.

No, I couldn't let you do that.


Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance.


I’ve got a science question.


Ross! Stop that!

Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!


(Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!

Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?

You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!

Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!

Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...

Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.

(yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?


But hey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right    in fr. . . (Pause) That's not the way to convince you.

Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You    can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me." So, if you could just    realize it on your own . . .

I know. You're right. I want to see you too. I've just got to    figure out a way to tell Joey, you know? He's really looking forward to this.

Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time. Tell him    that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult. Tell him that    what little time we have is precious.

Yeah, ah, ah . . . I'll think of something.


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)


But Ross, you want the name Ruth!

Not like this!


That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.

What are you saying?

Joey said that you're in here with another man.

All right. All right. Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend    take a look around, huh? (He checks the bathroom shaking the bat. Then he    proceeds to their bedroom.) Bwa-ah-ah!


Look Joey, come on she’s so perfect for you! I mean she’s sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.


Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?

All right, so I haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.


(on answering machine) Hi, it’s me. I’ve been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.

Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!


Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?


She is so hot!

Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna runit by err... (he indicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)

chandler addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)