(standing up) I’m up! I’m up, I’ve gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?

Yeah, make that three.

Okay Ross, why don’t you come with me?

Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? What’s going on?

What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?

No. He.....he’s coming out of his shorts.

The man is showing brain.


I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.

I'm done now.


Events from around the globe.


Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!

(entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?

Umm, oh, hey, I don’t know. How about a big one?


Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…

Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) I’m sorry, too soon. You go.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn’t shut up.

mark was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.

Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)

I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.

Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each other’s hometowns? Why don’t you… (Motions that they should learn everyone’s hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-what’s going on?

Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y’know? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?


Don’t blame the questions!

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.

I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.

Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?

What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?


Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say?

It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go.

(leaving) I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


All right, ready?


No, I have a great idea for a present for her.


(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, what did the police say?


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!


(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.


Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.

What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.

They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.

And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?

Maybe just 10 minutes for you.


are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)

No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!

There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!


Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover.

Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?

Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.


Oh that’s right, that’s what I’d sound like if I exploded.

Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?

You know what else I’m not gonna miss? "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"


Chandler, come on nothing even happened!

fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!


All right, well maybe I’m enjoying it a little bit. I mean I’m getting pretty good at it.


Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?

Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.

Here we go again.


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!

Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.

All right, let’s be practical, if Ross isn’t willing to do it, he’s not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler—Chandler is good!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What did I marry into?


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

What? That's terrible!

No-no, we do it every year!

Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible.


Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)

I know that, I know that you’re acting mad because you think that it’ll make it easier to leave. But deep down you’re still really sad. Deep-deep down.


What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

was sending you signals?


(entering) Oh good, you're all up.

Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?

Oh yeah, that's over.


Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s.


Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!

(looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!


Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.

Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.

Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.


Don’t blame the questions!

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then.

Oh, y'know what, I’m gonna be okay, you don’t have to throw a party for me.


Well, well I can up with it!

!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.

Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?

No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!


(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!

(laughing) You did look like an idiot.


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...


Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.


No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)


But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?


Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on myjacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.

Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden,it's just magically broken?


Too many jokes... must mock Joey!

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.

You-you must choose Mr. Bing.

Either, it makes no difference.


: Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McLane had plans!

No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!


Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?

Hey Ross! Doesn’t Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?

phoebe addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


(stirring pot) Ok, all done.


They went in together. So sorry.


There's no dog in here.

Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!

No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

What is it doing here?

Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. (She bends down, picks up the dog, and waves with one of its paws) Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?

Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!


(mocking him) You fell asleep?!

It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)


Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!


Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.


Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, ‘Oh, I’m so talented.’ and ‘Oh, I’m so pretty,’ and ‘Ooh, I smell so good.’

I think somebody has a crush on somebody.

Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?

I’m talking about you. You big, big freak.

Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you’re out of your mind.

Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!

Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!


What have I not told you?


Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?

SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him)    (To the     kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)


Why would you even want to come Ross? You’re a horrible skier.

Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.


No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!

All right, so are we not having dinner at all?


(embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didn’t even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right you’re off my list.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!


Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

That’s what I do now.

Hey Joey, come taste this.

What is it?

Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… (Feeds him a spoonful of what she’s cooking.) I’m getting my revenge!


No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.


No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.


No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to    be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!

Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.


Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I’m gay! I’m gay!" Can I bring her in?

Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet.

I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.

Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!


God Joey, this is taking forever!

Whoa-whoa, what is it?

A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!


Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.

So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?

joey addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


(indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)


Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.

Joey, you can’t keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.

It’ll kill him. I mean it’ll, it’ll just kill him.


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)

Thanks. (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall. Joey pulls out the tickets    and hands one to Chandler.) Here's your ticket.

Hey, listen. I'm never going to lie to you again, okay? And I want    you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


) Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.


Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!


Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!

Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross, say something. Anything.

So you two are..?

And have you .. ed?

But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?

Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this.  You have every right to go nuts.

I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?

No, but you know what I mean.

Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.  (Squeaky.) I'm fine!


(entering) Oh, hey, you guys!

Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.


I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

You, you are gonna love this.

Will you hold Ben for a sec? Come here. Come here.


Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.

Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.


What? Chandler! Tell 'em!

(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)


Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!

(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.


Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!

(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).

Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?

Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? (a few raise their hands)

Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? (all raise their hands).


OH MY GOD!!!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you’d believe that. This sucks!


Yes it's true.


Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!

You didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?

I’m sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Y’know, you fight, you make up, it’s just the way it works.


(grabbing the picture) Give me that!

All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.

I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair.

All right. I've got a plan. I'll go down the fire escape.

Yes, because all good plans start with, "I'll go down the fire escape."


Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?


Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.

Thank you Rachel.


Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?

The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?

I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.

How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, I did not have sex.

This pregnancy is throwing me all off.


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

Uh, here. What time?

Finger sandwiches and tea.

Ooh great! Very Monica.

Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?


start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesn’t find it.)

Look Ross, if you’re so freaked out, just get in the car!

With you?! Yeah right!


No, we only went out once.

You dated her!

All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!

Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. (He turns around to see Chandler glaring at him.)


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just…made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip she’d heard all year.


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.


Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?

Oh we can't, we already have plans.

What are you doing?

Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.

that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!

You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?


So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?

Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn    star!


(looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes    back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)

(looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's...    weird...


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!

Joey, you’re gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don’t get any dessert.

No, I’m just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it’s trifle time!


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.


Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.

You really want to take me?


Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindof capade.


, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?

Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her.


How come you didn't come over earlier?

'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.

Hey, Ross, want some cider?

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.

gunther was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.


(To Chandler) You told her!

Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?


(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?


Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would       set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you       up on a date that didn't even show.

Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again.

Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out.       They're coming this way. Run!


Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?

That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!


Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?


God, it’s great to catch up! I can’t believe how long it’s been!

(on phone) Oh that’s great! Good for you.

Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm… (Joey mimes throwing something in the air, catching it, rolling it out, putting it in an oven and cutting it.) Can you hold for one second please? (To Joey) What?!

When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

(on phone) Hi! I’m back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, we’ll do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)

Hey listen, so when’s-when’s my audition? I mean I know it’s Thursday, but what time?


What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys.

Well do something! Get in there!

How? I guess I could break down your door.


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.


Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Hey you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Wha-What did he say that was so funny?


(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift    certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

, ok? It's about... it's    about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.

joey addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!

(grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?

monica addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn’t afford it, because you paid dinner last night.

What happened to Janine?

Oh that’s too bad.


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.

If you want some privacy you can use my hole.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


What the hell happened?!


My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.

Oh no! Why?

‘Cause Carol’s a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and I’m not one. And apparently it’s not a mix and match situation.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(excited and clapping her hands in front of her face) Goody, what is it!

Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that.

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.

Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.

Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.

I’m gonna marry someone good y’know.

Oh I know.


I have no idea.

Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff.


Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I don't have travel insurance.


Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that!

Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?

You! It’s not like it’s a big deal! You-you don’t still do it or anything!

Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?


Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

But ehm...what is it not?

(abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.

And what else is it not?

(even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.


The young hot ball and chain.


No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're   strongest when.. when you're together.


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)

Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three    times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

(picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that    is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)

What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?

(speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things    that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!

Sandy made Madeleines.

This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What    kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even...    butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a    careful bite from the cookie)


Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas  and offices with fewer than fifteen people.

No! I just happened tdo a lot trivias about smoking in  different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called  Leyhallalookoos.

(smells at him) Chandler, you stink of cigarettes.

Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it?


Done! With time a-to-spare.

Oooh that may be a New World's record (Looks at his watch and picks up Ross' pad)

You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


And this goes for all guys?


Hey Monica it’s Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin’ from your apartment.

What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!


(while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! It’s okay. (Rachel stops.) It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again.

No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!


I wasn't. Let's get going!

Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. (She leaves)

(to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)

I cannot believe her.


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.

(answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?

If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.

Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!


Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?

No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.


Joey, you are not! You’re 31.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and they’re-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)

Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.

(doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.

Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.

Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!


(to Tag) Okay, you are new!

Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!

I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose?

Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.

Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.

All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my date  leaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan.


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)


Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.

Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.


Six months? Whoa that’s rough.

Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.

The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!

Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!

Okay. Okay. Umm…Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It’s this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they’re like putty.

Really? Well then tell it to me.


Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'

Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!

more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.

chandler addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.

Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.

Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just can’t get out of!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


She’s just doing her job!

(sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!


Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!

What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!

Ross, we can handle this.

Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didn’t even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right you’re off my list.

(to Monica) Y’know, suddenly I find you very attractive.


Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…

I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!

Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?

No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)

Just one thing umm…

We live together. You’re having our baby. I’m not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?


Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!

Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?

And I love the milk! But, I’m not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.

All right look, Ross, he’s right. Emily’s great, she’s great! But this way too soon, you’re only gonna scare her!

No! You don’t want to wreck it, you don’t want to go to fast!


Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'

(entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?

Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


That is the most ridiculous...

You sold me out.


But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.


Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.

Fifth day's a charm.

Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're       making it so easy on me and Emma.

Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want,       and when does she stop crying all night?


Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?

I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?

No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Pheebs, how’s it going?

(rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?

Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)


Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.

Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.

Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?

phoebe addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Have you guys picked a date yet?

Oh no, not yet.

cannot believe you’re engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser.


I am pretty wisdomous.

So... what do you say?

Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)

Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.

(takes her hand) Listen, I hope... that you know... (has difficulty saying it) I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No, I don’t want to tell you.


Why aren't you guys at the movie?


Sure, what do you want to see?

I don't know, umm…


(entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


In the hospital.

No I left the diapers at the hospital! There’s some in the bag but I’ll run out and get some more.

Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?

Sure what kind?

Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...

Please take your time, it’s an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!


to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say ”Well...”) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!

gonna break up with you!

Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”


Okay, she can’t go.

Ross, you can’t tell her not to go. You just started dating.

Then what am I supposed to do?

Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.

Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?


C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?

...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.

C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!


That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.


She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!

Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.


Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?

Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?


Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)

Not right now.

It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.


I don't want to.


See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You’re changing it!

I can’t help it!

All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?


Oh that’s right, that’s what I’d sound like if I exploded.

Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!

Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.

Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!


It’s hard for some people!


Yeah, big stuff.


Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

No, 10 is the highest.

Because it’s the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel you’re up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1 You’re with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


But you two were supposed to be together.

Well, I thought so too, but then she said she’d marry you.

Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.

Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?


Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!

Are you guys sure about this?

Yes! Ross, you have to stay!

So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).


Ow, that had to hurt!

Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.


Let’s do it! Ross?

Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.


Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.


Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?

You heard her too?! You have the gift!

Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey.

Are you sure?

Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you.

Oh me too.

I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?


All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!

Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!


I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)

(grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…


Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now.

How long it took to go back in the water?

Chandler, we can’t let this tape wreck Valentine’s Day!

Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? (picks up the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like he’s going to throw up!)


Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?

Hard to tell, I was naked.

No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.

phoebe addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?

I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?

No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?

How would I know? I-I wasn't here.

Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?

I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.

Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?

I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.


Yeah, it is the best.

I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?

Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.

Yeah, I can do that.

I would love to!


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?

ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Those are my gifts, I got them for you.

Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!

Those are book ends! That's a great gift!

Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz.

Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.


You said it was okay!


See, now it’s weird again.


I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?

Eh, they’re both good. I generally just go with, Monica’s drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)

Of course we will, come on we gotta make dinner.

like that woman!


[in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...

It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...


Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

Eh! Stop it!

Chandler! What are you doing here?

Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!

I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.


God Joey, this is taking forever!

Whoa-whoa, what is it?

A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!

Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.

No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!

different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he’s very special to me.

Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?

Monica your remote doesn't work.

Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.


Oh no-no-no, it's still me.


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.


If you want, I'll do it.

I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating.

Even with me?

I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?

Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.

You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...

Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!

Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.

Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!

Stop going through my stuff (walks away)!


Hey Monica it’s Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin’ from your apartment.

What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys.


Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)

(gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.

It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t. Right? I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

monica addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


Yeah. What are we getting?


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.

Joey, get out of the fridge.

For the ride.


Yes I do! And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time,  and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching  out…


(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!


(in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?

you would break up with her!

I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!

And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!


Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!

Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...

Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.


So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?

I can’t seem to say goodbye.

Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!

It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!


Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…

Wh-why is that the best part?

Because then I don’t have to!


I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)


I'm sorry, who's this?

Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!

No, there's no dog here?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?

I'm not lying to you, I watched it!

Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room    and is observing the conversation)

joey addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?

I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!


I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?

OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.


Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!

Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!


Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.

See, now it’s weird again.

I think it’s great that you work here. You’re going to make a lot of money, and here’s your first tip Don’t eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 215, coffeehouse.

chandler addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!

Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?

Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time…she and I y’know…kissed a little bit.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?

Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.

Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.

Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress.

Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children.


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!

Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!

I know! I found it on the street.

Are you serious—Really?! It’s in such good condition.


Ooh... she backed out.

She did? Why?

I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.

(looking angry) Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.


Okay, even this is turning me on!

Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and  Mona? Are you guys still together?


Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday    was!


Yes! I’d love to! Have her come by the office.

Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?


Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug thephone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?


(in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.

Thank you so much.

It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before.

You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.

Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time.

Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.

Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.

Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right


You're not an artist.

Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.

Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.

Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.

(Yawning) Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'...

Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Have you guys picked a date yet?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, look at that, same thing.

Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.


The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?

Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three.

One of the slots got filled.


Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)


Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.

By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny       Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.

She's asleep. Chandler?

Emma was doing it!

Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...


Well, we never actually got to dinner.

No, we kinda broke up instead.

(looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica it’s on the ceiling.

That’s okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!


What is your job?


Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other)

Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called Get Up.


Oh. Oh my God.

Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.


Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.

We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)

Yeah that-that, doesn't look right.

What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.

No one got me an engagement present.


Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)


Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!

No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.


I don’t care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y’know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.

That’s not totally true.

Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Shut up, I'm happy.

Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.

phoebe addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?

No, come on, you know that's not true.


Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?

Hide the Lamp.


Chasing him all around the room?

He’s totally flirting with you too.

(pause) He is, isn’t he? I don’t know, I don’t know, I mean maybe it’s just being here at the beach together or, I don’t know. But it’s like something... (she’s interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)

bonnie was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.

Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!

That’s a bad duck!!! (to Ross) How’d the thing go tonight, Ross?

Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.


I, um, can't tell you.

Joey, what's going on?

OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.

He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!


(To Joey) So, you busy Thursday?

Oh, very funny. I don’t know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesn’t say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Let’s hug it up! (They hug.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I   can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but   they're my babies.

phoebe was addressed by frank jr and spoke (ground truth)


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.


Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting    with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and    she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!

to give her up. Oh,   I know!! Oh, you should take her!


Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!

Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?

Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.

Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)


Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.


Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?


Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!

Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?

Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time…she and I y’know…kissed a little bit.

Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!

Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!


What do you think you’re doing?!


Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!

Thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?


Yeah, I got my speech!


What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!

Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.


Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.

Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.

Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!

I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!


I think they're very nice.

I like them a lot.

That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that it’s better if we’re on the same team.

No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?

Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania.

And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?


Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks   on table>  she'd have to give her up.


So you think Ross too?

Uh, in her defense, she’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.


Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.)


Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.

You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.


Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(excited) I can do that!

Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)


No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I…I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.

Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.

(reading from the script.) I am sorry, Chandler.

A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.


Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

I don’t know. A month?

Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.


Oh this, well I’m glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!

Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.

Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.

Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)


(disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

gunther was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each    other. That's all that matters.

Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling    around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...

Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole    life! (she turns on the video again)

Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how    it ends.

THAT'S NOT ME!


Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn’t.

Why haven’t you told them?! Wouldn’t they be happy?!

(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

Why wouldn’t they be happy?

Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. I’m sorry.


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.

Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?

You know what else I’m not gonna miss? "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"

"Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"

monica addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

was sending you signals?

Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(to Monica) We have to get out of here, baby!


Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright.

Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. Now I know why.

Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.


No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!

(To Monica) You’re drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe I’m a little drunk.


Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.

I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.

Ok, we never shoulda talked about this.


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!

Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.

I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.


Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.

Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we.


Oh my God!

Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!

-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!


Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?

Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?

No, I will not!

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.


No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!

Hey, come on, it’s not your fault.


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.

Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

But, won’t she notice I have makeup on?

Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.


(not sure of what to do) Y’know what? I don’t, I don’t think Phoebe really wants to come.

No! I do want to!

Oh, she does want to.


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.

Do we have to know about that?

Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?

monica addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!


I do not have baby fever!

Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!

Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Let’s just say I took care of it.

Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"


Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.

Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?


I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?

You guys have one of those signs that says 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.

We do not have one of those signs.

Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids.


Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!

Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?


Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!

(quietly) That would be nice.

Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)

Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.

Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.

I will, really. I'll pay you back this time.

(sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey)

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?

I have plans.

All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Monica, wake up. Monica.

monica was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, where did you get this?!

Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.

Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)


They put you in jail?

The little jail between the doors!

Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!

I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.

Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.

Maybe it was the guy.

It was the ring!


Oh.... my God.

(pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

joey addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


I guess that's how.

Hey Monica, how's it going.

monica was addressed by pete and spoke (ground truth)


Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that…I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be my—our-our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damnit!


Come on Joey!!!

Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.

I can't believe you would say that!


Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.

Okay, here I go.

(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.


Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one’s not really our fault.

Monica, how come you never told me this?!

rachel addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?

What? Who says that?


You still on that?

Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking) "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"

No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.

Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one time—not any more. I just—I...

Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?

You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OK—if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?

You don’t need to fill these silences.


I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!


Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!

No, no, no, no! He’s fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Here’s your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!


Oh please, you just want more blue pins.

Well this is just sad!

All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh.... my God.


...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

(humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!

Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.


(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.


(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)


Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!

It’s hard for some people!


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!

They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!


Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

Yeah, he likes porn.

I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!

Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, ‘cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.


I know, I know. I went a little crazy.

A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!


You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?


It's a…tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?

What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?


In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.

Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?

chandler addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


What are you up too?

Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

(To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s    the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?

Ow! (Chandler slaps her on her back) Oh, that sounds nice! I am just    there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!

But you already gave all your money to charity!

I don’t think you can do that!

Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some    stupid kids!

That’s sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption Lady.


Was that story over?

The guy left this.

(gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is… (She walks into Monica and Chandler’s.)

phoebe addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?

Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!

Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Joey what-what were you thinking?!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.

I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?

Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.


I need something sweet.


Let’s do it! Ross?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have    any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about    it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!


So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?


I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!

Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.


Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.

Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.


, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.


Oh but Phoebe, we’re gonna be late for the movie.


You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)

Does it hurt?

No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!

Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?


There's no dog in here.

Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?

Did you just break the radiator?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!

Well, if you don't know I can't help you.

Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(knocks on door) Rach,  you there? (Joey and Rachel   both get up from the bed)

Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he   knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like   stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his sides, looking   up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not nonchalant!


Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.


Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?

Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.

All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.

Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.


Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.

No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.

Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.

No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.


(looks at the ground and at Ross) I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?


Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?


Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!

Yes! Yes! You did and you’re still yelling at me!


Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

Can you figure out what I’m doing?

Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.


Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross can’t answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!

Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!

And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!

Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.

We were on a break!

That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.

You think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?

Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!


, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.


All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!

Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!

Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!

That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"


, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.

I just want you to say it once in a while.


Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. (She leaves)

(to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)

I cannot believe her.

I know. Where do you wanna go eat?

Oh, oh, I love that Japanese place.


So who's gonna tell them?

Not it! Damn it!


I said name one!


Ross, we haven’t done the routine since middle school.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.

Come on, don’t be crazy. (To Rachel) You don’t think there’s someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)

chandler addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…


Do you even know what a vicar is?

Like a goalie, right?

(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!

All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. (Giggles.)

All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?! Let’s do it!

(starting to move closer to him) That’s right, I wanna do it with you! I’ve been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.

(moves the stool out of the way) Yeah! Ohh, I’ve been waitin’ so long to get on that body!


Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?


I’m fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!

Yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.

(showing the Playboy magazine to Gunther) Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.

gunther was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!

Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.

ross addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Because! Because I was sad.

What do you mean?


Honestly? Me too.


What?! The guys against the girls? See, that’s ridiculous Monica, because I’m only down by three touchdowns.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it.    That is     the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.

No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault    and kind     of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing.    Nice.

Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?

No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing,    okay? And     you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.

(looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've    always been     jealous of my hair.


Chip, is Chip Matthews.


No, just give me another minute.

Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.

I'm done now.

Oh God. Ross, OK, if you care about me at all, you will get the pie out of the man's hood.