Because! Because I was sad.

What do you mean?

Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close. And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?

(gasps) You found my book?!

Yeah I did!


How could you have told her?

Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.

Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.

Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.

That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!

Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.


I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.

So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.

And we did.

All right Phoebs, way to go.

So, so how did it happen?

Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on.

And what did he say?


Oh please, you just want more blue pins.

Well this is just sad!


Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!

Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.

Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.

rachel addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!

We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!

Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!

Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.

Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.

Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.

What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!

(entering) Oh good, you're all up.


Because of the weekend, we had a fight.

Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)

So, this isn't over?

(laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.

Really? Okay. Great!

Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)

(stops her) We're in a relationship?

I'm afraid so.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


It’s hard for some people!

(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wow—whoa!

Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 500! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

You mean you didn’t get it from this?

The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!

How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!

I messed up. Okay? I’m sorry, I really messed up.

Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!

Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.

No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody.

Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?

Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...


Well, what’d you do?

I did it anyway.

Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why aren’t you dressed yet?!

I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)


Listen, I’m sure that dad doesn’t care. He probably thought this was funny; he’ll be telling this story for years!


Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?

So this is what a stroke feels like.

I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility    now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're    a mother.

Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed    them.


That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!

, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...

Not a good day for birds...


It’s hard for some people!

(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wow—whoa!


It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww, disgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom.

Foot rubs for a month!

I’ll take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!

Freedom! I want my freedom! Why won’t you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)

No! God, would you just calm down!


Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

Can you figure out what I’m doing?

Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)

Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.


Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I don't have travel insurance.

Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!


Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.

I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.

What?! Oh my-oh my God!

I know I told you, it’s a really big problem.


Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?

Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)

Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!

Hey, you guys!


Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!


Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.

Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright.

I just can't stand you being here all the time.

Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.

Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?

Yeah, c'mon I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just foolin' around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.

Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.


I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?

Eh, they’re both good. I generally just go with, Monica’s drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)


No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?

Yes, I do.

Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!

Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.


Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.

Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)

No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.

(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.


Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!

Joey, you’re gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don’t get any dessert.

No, I’m just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it’s trifle time!


Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)

(gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.


Carol, what's the matter? What happened?

carol was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


And you're gonna make them all disappear.


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.


Oh, major shampoo explosion!


(entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?

But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?


(announcer voice) All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!


Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.


Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.

(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!

C'mon! This looks good!

Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.


Oh, like you don’t already have everything.


OK, tip the man.

No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.


(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!

Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

ross addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Why aren't you guys at the movie?

Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!

I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!


It’s coming from the living room.

(sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)

(entering) Hey, you guys.

(laughing) Oh, don’t you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.


So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)

The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

Oh, good. Thanks.

Now what is Fabutec?

Okay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....


Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.


Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!


Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.


Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! (Waves.)

Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?


joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

ross addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?

Well, I was having a conversation.

Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven’t been able to say two words to each other.


Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)

So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?

A woman in a man’s body.


Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?

Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes.


Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!

(quietly) That would be nice.

Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)

Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.

Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.


We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)

You guys, I’m doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!

Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)

Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna    be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!


I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…


We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.

Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can   I talk to you outside for a minute?

to say to   you.


I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.

What? So you never went out with an actress before?

Kate, do you even like me?

I don’t know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy… Why can’t I just pick someone like you?


So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.

Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?

Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.

And that doesn't scare you? (He walks out)


(to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)

I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!


and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!


What? A brain transplant?!


Not like this!

Umm, Joey, I know.

What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of  these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I  don’t like about her. You want to hear it?


(pulling Chandler away from the Maitre d') You need to give him money.

Give him money? It was a joke!


How’d the lecture go?

It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!

Wow, that’s great Ross, I’m sorry we weren’t more supportive before.

I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone’s all, "Ross you have to be funny and sexy." Well, I proved them wrong! And now, I’m gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler.


Hey, what have you guys been up to?

Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now…

Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! She’s hot!

Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there’s more than three), five, six, and seven!


I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.

If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.


What dog? There-there's no dog here.

Yeah that dog left!

(walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.


Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)


Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.

All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.

No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)

Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!


Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?


Monica? What time is it?

Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.


Ah. Joey you’re-you’re having lunch with my mom?

No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)


Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I’m not going to let you say anything.

You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)

Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.

Oh, you had that?

I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?

Chandler, where are your tools?

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.

Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)


Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away.    You know, to reconnect... emotionally.

There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...

All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.

Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this    party...

Believe me, that is not why we won't    be doing that!


Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.

(taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)

Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.

Ok, you have to stop playing now.

Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!

(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).

Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?


Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?


I said name one!

I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!


Any chance you think the couch looks good there?

…so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!

(cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!

I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.


Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!

(grabbing the picture) Give me that!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..

I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey.   (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new   girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He   squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.

Okay, well, we brought you some wine.

Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what   did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)


Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.


Your make-up!


OK, tip the man.

No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.

Ooh, this is it, 74. [screeches to a halt, Joey and Chandler are thrown into the plexiglass wall in the cab]

Oh, so that's what this is for.

Wow, this is it, I'm gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.

OK, here I go. I'm goin' in.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross,

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?

Yeah, it’ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!


Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!

Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.


I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)

Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons.

It's not my first time.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!

Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well neither do I!

Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.


Come on Rach, let's go.

Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.

No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.

Yeah, I-I don't care.

Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)


(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people    don't     get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).

(quivering with anger) I did not care for that!

(escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept    with     our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so    she can't     see you.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!

Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.


Umm uh, I’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.


Well maybe he was just nervous, y’know you can be very intimidating. And besides I’ve met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.

Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.

But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?

(thinks about it) All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!

That’s fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too.


Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking) "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"


: Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.


Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.

Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, let's go!


Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?


(answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.


So who's gonna tell them?

Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

Aah! Why? What are these for?

All right, everybody open them!

Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!

She even reads for pleasure!

How do you even know a woman like that?

What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?

I met her at the library. I went in to pee.

So now what do we do?


You know more than one Fun Bobby?


(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.

Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.)


You got it.

Okay, see ya later.


Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?

I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the   day I met her.

(still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been   really hard for you.


He shot a bird!

Oh that is over!

Phoebe, are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.

(catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)


See Chandler? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already! They’re very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants…


Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?

Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.


I don't have travel insurance.

Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!

Why don't you take Ross?

Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...


A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me    to get rid of Gladys.


Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.

OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?


You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!


Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.

Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!

(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!

But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?


When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

(on phone) Hi! I’m back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, we’ll do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)

Hey listen, so when’s-when’s my audition? I mean I know it’s Thursday, but what time?

Honey, it is not a date! I haven’t talked to her in ten years! You can’t just call up somebody you haven’t talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, y’know? You gotta, you got to put in some time.


Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.

I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.

Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?


Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.

Okay, here I go.

(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.

Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.

So what do you want me to do?


It’s Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.

I’m sorry, I don’t believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.


Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.

And yet, here we are doing it again.


What am I gonna do?

No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!

Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.

If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?


All right Ross!! I get it!!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?

Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


And it’s a magnet!

Look at that!

thing I don’t have. It’s like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.

ross addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


What did I marry into?

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?


So is your apron. You’re wearing it like a cape.


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!

I'm parked in a garage on Morton!


Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)

Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.

Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!


OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)

Boy, it was so hard not to laugh, I tell ya. Hey, hey, the place looks great!

Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monica’s gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?


Phoebe, what are you doing?

I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.

Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.

Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE    TIME!

I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks    you guys!


Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.


Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! (Waves.)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.

Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game!

Who cares? It’s a stupid game.

You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it.


I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye.

Oh my God! I’m going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. (Exits.)

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Are you scared?

No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?

Ross will do it.

monica addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.

If you want some privacy you can use my hole.

Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


What are you talking about? Bitch.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


And you're gonna make them all disappear.


No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?

Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?


But hey, Ross, this place is available now!

(To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?


Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.

Oh my God, he’s not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!


(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

Are you serious?!

Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.


Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.

Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.

All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my date  leaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan.


Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.

That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.

Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)


Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)


(as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.

Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

(as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

(Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I couldn't do that.

(as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.

Then, uh, then I'm sorry.

(as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.


My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."


Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.

Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?

Do you think that’s something that he’d be mad at you for?

I guess it could.

Well, if he’s angry, he really shouldn’t just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth.


(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people    don't     get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).


Let me see!

Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!

(still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Wha-What did he say that was so funny?

I have absolutely no idea.


Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.

So, you look great.

No you do. You... just...

You’ve got panties stuck to your leg.


Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.

Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.

Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.


No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.

OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!


Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?


Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!


generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.

Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that.


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by      mistake, and one of mine is missing.

oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!


Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.

(noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.


Are you crazy?!

Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.


(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?


Ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Emma’s cake. It’s    in a box in the fridge.


Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)

Hey. Here. (Hands Chandler a copy of her flyer and sees the picture of Ralph.) Ohh, who’s the silver fox?


Those are my gifts, I got them for you.

Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!

Those are book ends! That's a great gift!


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.


My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!

Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.


(Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides,  photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.

How long was I in there?

Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.

Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!


Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn’t free?

It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I’m getting more dates than ever!


What if they get mixed up?


Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.

I kissed Kathy.


Do you even know what a vicar is?

Like a goalie, right?


Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else.    (he opens the box)

Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday...    And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According    to the back cover of that book that you gave me.

Rach, she's not going to remember this.

(shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this    day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her    cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET    OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks    at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!

(she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a    bunny. How did you do that?

Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this    to make ears.

Well, I'm very impressed.

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into    woodland creatures.


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.


and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!

Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)

Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?

See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.

(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV.

Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman next to him and you can now see his arm on TV.)


Ah, we’re out. I sold them all.

Monica, I’m cutting you off.

No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it’s no big deal, all right, I’m-I’m cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!

Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.


Chasing him all around the room?

He’s totally flirting with you too.

bonnie did not speak next (ground truth)


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.


Sophisticated like a hooker?

I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.

Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.

Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods.


All right then. (Gets up, in an announcer’s voice) Rachel Green! Let’s play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?

Uh, put your elbow in it.

Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?

Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.

That’s correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)


I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....

(to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I’d like know whether that’s several big fish or just one big fish.


What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.

She wants to meet you in person.

Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.

What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.


Hey, is Chandler here?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?


Yes, it’s in my… In…in my pocket. (Paul hasn’t dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I’ll get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my—(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.

Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!


So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!

Hey! So, did you quit?


Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?

I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!


No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.

Oh, Chandler, sorry.


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.


Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.


Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

So where you gettin' it?


Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…

No idea? Who do you think brought her here?

know what guys want!


What are you talking about?


Hey, is Chandler here?


But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?

Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this.  You have every right to go nuts.

I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?

No, but you know what I mean.


Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.


No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)

Wow, Carol really messed you up!


Monica, do you want us to take you home?

Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)


Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.

Oh God, yeah.

Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.

(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!

This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.


No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!

Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever.


You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.

Ok, you have to stop playing now.

Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!

(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.

So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

What?! You totally get embarrassed!

No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

Is that so?


And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!

Have you even had a girl up here?

No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Don’t blame the questions!

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!


Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I just—I wish I didn’t feel this way about Rachel anymore, y’know? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think…I think Ross feels left out. Y’know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God… You should’ve seen the look on Ross’s face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!


All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!


I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.


(to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn’t you date him?


But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?


Yes I do! And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time,  and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching  out…


I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.


What are you guys gonna do?

Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)

Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free.

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.

Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.


Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?


Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?

Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean—(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)—Or he does.

rachel addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


[as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]

Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.


Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?

What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) I’m sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachel’s feet) really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…

Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

Well yeah, I think we should get married.


(entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!

Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!

Phoebe, y’know why don’t we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?

No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I’ll see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)

He’s gonna eat the cake!


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?

Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)


Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?

What’s the big deal?


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?

[to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.

Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.

Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)

chandler addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


[to Ross] All right, you!

No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.


Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.

My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place.

Oh my God! Monica’s just gonna kill you.


Ninety percent of a women’s pheromones come out the top of her head! That’s why, that’s why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, you’re a scientist.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.

(entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.

Oh great! What, you brought Joey?

Well, I brought the next best thing.


Oh my God.


First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…


I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.

This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

Make love? What are you a girl?

Always a great way to get in a man’s pants.

But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.


(to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.

Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.


Hey! How come the door's locked?

Just a second.

(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.

Hey! Open the door. What's going on? (He knocks.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn’t invited and you got "and guest?!"

What? I can’t cancel on Joan!

Bec—Did you not hear me?! She’s an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? They’re wild! Why do you want to come anyway?

Because! She’s my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! We’re family y’know? Well that’s important to me.

Okay, all right, I’ll take you. I’ll go call Joan. (Does so.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


You bought Shawn Cassidy!

Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?

Okay! (She goes and gets her surprise and when she returns with it, Ross stares in shock.) Check it out!


We're with you. We got it.


They know you know.

Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!


Oh Ross, hi.


Ooh... she backed out.

She did? Why?


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.

Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?

rachel addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.

Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around.

I could use a challenge! It’s getting pretty easy.

Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.

I love living with you so much. I just wish things didn’t have to change.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, I was unbelievable.


Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.

Chandler, you have an assistant right?

(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!


Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!

I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites    poetry and bakes Madeleines?


that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!


Ross, you should know that my pants are startin’ to come down and I’m not wearing any underwear!

Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I—Ooh, a quarter!


Ow! (Chandler slaps her on her back) Oh, that sounds nice! I am just    there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!

But you already gave all your money to charity!


Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list

What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not getting married! I’m not even engaged.

Yeah hon, it can’t hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you’re not engaged you just don’t use it.

Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.

I’m gonna do it too!


What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.


Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!


Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.

Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright.

I just can't stand you being here all the time.

Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.

Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?


Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.

You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.

Carol, what's the matter? What happened?

My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.

Oh my god.

I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but they're myparents. They're supposed to give me away and everything.


Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?

No, I will not!

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.


(excited) I can do that!


Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…

No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!


Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.


Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened   either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet   seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????

Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!


Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


: Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…


Monica? What time is it?

Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.

I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)


Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!

Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay! All right! How was she?

Was she good?


Do you think I'm someone else?

Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?

Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....

With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!

I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!

Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?


Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?

Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time…she and I y’know…kissed a little bit.


How is that important?

Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?


Monica? What time is it?


Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.


(smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to    your new home! (she holds out the 'painting')

(surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh,    she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh    so proudly? (looks around for a spot)


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)

(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.


Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?


I mean after tomorrow night.

No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

You want me to call her right now?

Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.


Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.

I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)

Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.


What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of  these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I  don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And,  you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!


Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut.

Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.

Come on, don’t be crazy. (To Rachel) You don’t think there’s someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!

No, I-I-I’m serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y’know you break up!

Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.

Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!


Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly    safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and    you'll see!

Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and    there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're    gonna return back to earth!

Space is filled with orbiting children. (pause) Look, please, just come    on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you    won’t regret it.


Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.

Okay, what's up?

Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?


No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.

Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!


No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.

Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.


Ah. Joey you’re-you’re having lunch with my mom?

No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)

(To Chandler) Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.


(doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.

Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.

What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.


Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.

All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor…


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?

I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.

chandler addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


But I want to.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…

Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?

You know what else I’m not gonna miss? "I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"


All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!

Ross came in forth and cried!

Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!


Well what is it? Let me see.

Hey, someone order a coat?

Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.

He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the,the short story you were writing?


[enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.

[Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.

Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.

Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.

Yes! There's still pie.

I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well this is just sad!

All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)


(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!

All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.

see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.


Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)

It’s not a real game! I made it up!


Your make-up!

(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.

Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.)

Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

Why would I return it? I love this bag!

All right, then you owe me $350.

Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)

All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.


Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.

No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.

Yeah, I-I don't care.

Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)


Well Joey, we’re all…we’re all very proud of you.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.

Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh this, well I’m glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Why won’t you let me massage you?

Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’s that I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!

Is that a real place? (Rachel’s stunned) Are they hiring?

(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.


Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

What? That's terrible!

No-no, we do it every year!


Ross! Stop that!

Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!

Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!

Okay, okay, I’m sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and I’m the king.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


It’s hard for some people!

(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wow—whoa!

Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!

That was you!


Thanks. (Joey’s still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!

(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!

Well, like father, like son.

Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.

Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.


Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…


Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guy’s phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) It’s for me!

That is damning evidence.

Oh my God! I bet that’s him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! It’s Rach… (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachel’s hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!

(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, I’m the one who found your phone.

(To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 830? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

You do know that I will be here when he comes over.

Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?


Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?


Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

(goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.

Why do you have a realtor?

Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, I'm very impressed.

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into    woodland creatures.

I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


You know more than one Fun Bobby?

I happen to know a Fun Bob.

(Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...


Honestly? Me too.

Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.


Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!

Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?


Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!

(to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.


Yep! You got the tickets?

Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!

It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I was unbelievable.

All right, Ross!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?

Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one regular celery.


Uh-huh, let's go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.

Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?

Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.


Okay fine, I did. But I didn’t see anything, I swear.

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!


Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.

You really want to take me?

Yeah! Yeah! I mean I’m sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y’know Chandler always supported my career. He’s paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.


Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers—Think of the money we’ll save!! (Monica just looks at him.) We’re not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?


Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


: Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!


(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!


Wha-What did he say that was so funny?

I have absolutely no idea.


Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.


Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?

I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.


(entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?

Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.


Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!

What was that bam?

Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?

rachel addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.


Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)

Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.

Why do you care?

Because they're people.

But people that you don't know and will never see again.

Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.


Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!

Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!


Okay. (Writes a little more) I am so hot!

(To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.

I cannot believe we're having this conversation.

C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.


This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.


Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.

I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.

Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

I don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.

Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.


bar after every  game.

Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get  out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) Oh  come…Phoebe!


(to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.

Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.

Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?

The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. (goes to kick the ball but kicks Ross’s foot instead.)


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.

All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'llbuy you breakfast, let's go.

What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumpedher because she pronounced it "supposably"?

Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.


Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!


Let’s just say I took care of it.

Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"

No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yep! You got the tickets?

Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!


We’ll try to keep it down.

Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna makesure it fits.

Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan inher lap) ..oh, this is really...


We got locked out of the apartment, we

Thats a great storycan I eat it?

And then Rachel wasnt sure she could leave the baby.

N-it wasnt easy, but its your birthday and I did what I got  to do.

Oh honey, this is for the best, thus Im not distracted,  worrying about Emma, how shes doing at home and Im being completely here with  you and, oh, she spit up!


Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!

Honey I swear it we just kissed.

It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)

You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?


Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!


For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?

I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)


Oh, you must stop shooping.

Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.

Chandler, will you just come in already?

No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.


Because! You’re mean on the boat!

What? I was just trying to teach you.

Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!

Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn’t move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?

I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.

Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?

ross addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


She is so hot!


Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!

(looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!

The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.

(reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

Are you kidding?!

I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?


I do not have baby fever!

Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!


(To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.

Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!

I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monica’s eyes.) Say something.


Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)

Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.


We were playing a game.


Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.

Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.

(jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?


Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?

The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. (goes to kick the ball but kicks Ross’s foot instead.)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?

I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.

(takes Chappy from Mike) Well, I guess I'm in the wedding then. Ha haaa... (smells Chappy) He stinks!


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.


Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!

(standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!

Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!


All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?


What's the matter?

I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.

Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.

Ok, thanks. Sorry, again


I can't kiss anyone.

So I'm kissing everyone?

Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.

Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.


Okay, even this is turning me on!

Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and  Mona? Are you guys still together?

Oh yeah, yeah we’re moving forward. You’ll be getting our card!

Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to  have the conversation about where the relationship is going.

I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I  mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"

Uh Ross? You asked me that.

Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? I’m not a mind reader! Besides, I  hate those conversations. I’m horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a  gesture. Y’know, something that says we’re moving forward without having to talk  about it.


The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.

Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that.


Wow, hello! You look great!


Hey, let me tell them!


I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.


What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!

Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.

Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later. (storms out)


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.


So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?

Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?

Well, then, I’m okay with being high maintenance.


Thanks. But maybe later.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?

Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?


No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can’t leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.


What was that bam?


Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!

Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?


Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it.


You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!

Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!

Joey, you are not! You’re 31.

Psss, that is whack!


Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!

The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah that dog left!


Well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. Like… (They all try to think about one example and don’t succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.

Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there’s more than three), five, six, and seven!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!

You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.

Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.

monica addressed pete, not rachel (ground truth)


Didn't it like totally speak to you?

Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?

Rachel you have to read this book. It's called <i>Be Your Own Windkeeper</i>. It's about how women need to become more empowered.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?

Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.

But only if it’s a girl.

Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?


Oh my God. He threw up?

No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebe’s secret?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Wow! Oh well, I will be there!


I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!

(taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel’s not in the same place you are.


Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!


No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.


Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!

Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.