We're not gonna have this conversation again...    Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this    huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about    losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey    looks around)

You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see    I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits    down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah,    I could see it.

(Chandler looks around the place and his eye gets    caught by Richard's video collection) Look at these videos. You know, I mean,    who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke... Oh my    God!


Oh no, she’s still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.

Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesn’t she know it’s our anniversary?

All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

Wh-what do you mean?

Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.

Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Why is it sick?


It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.

Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here…

We did have fun, didn't we?

Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.


You still on that?


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?

Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.

Phoebe, stop writing about us!

I’m not writing about you! I’m writing about other people.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!


Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)

Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?

Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing… Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!

Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?


Let me see that.


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!


If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.

Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.

monica was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!

No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money    we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.

That’s crazy! (Phoebe looks bewildered). I am sorry. I just can’t    imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!

We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having    a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh,    please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex    image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares,    I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)

All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.


Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What have I not told you?


Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

What are you doing?!


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’

No, no, no, you say that proudly.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh really? Like what Monica?

Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…

Oh yeah, good start Mon.

She lets you borrow them.

Yeah and you stretch ‘em out with your big old clown feet.


And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.

Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?

Well there you have it!


Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!

Honey I swear it we just kissed.

It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)

You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?


Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.


What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.

Phoebe, we lost half of them.

So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I  was gonna win, remember?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey.

Are you sure?

Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you.


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!

Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


No. And I don’t think I’m gonna want to.

I can’t do this.

Well, oh, Mark, I’m doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I’m just doing it to get back at Ross. I’m sorry, it’s not very fair to you.

Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!


This is ridiculous, he’s not gonna hold his breath… (Ross cuts him off by taking a deep breath and holding it.)

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ross! Stop that!

Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!

Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!

Okay, okay, I’m sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and I’m the king.


Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke?


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well neither do I!

Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.


Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!

That was you!

Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.


Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!


What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)

Joey, just ignore the boats all right? We’re not finished with the lesson yet.

Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Let’s start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!


Phoebe why don’t you just call her? You obviously want to.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


If you want, I'll do it.

I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.

God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.

You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... (they stare at her)... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.


Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t eat meat until she has the babies!

Well, I figured we’re in another country, so it doesn’t count.


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!


Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?

I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.

Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.

rachel addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

phoebe addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.


Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.

I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Relax. Here hold this (hands her his beer). This old stuff just comes right off. (he bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor, in his tight pants.)

That’s a little more than I wanted to see.

(manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. It’d take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)


(to Tag) Okay, you are new!

Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

ross addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


(entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing it’s Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know you’re pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.

(turns back) What! (Angrily) You didn’t do anything wrong?!

I said I didn’t technically.

Okay let’s put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.


But equally real!

Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are    getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind    performing them once now?

(to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh?    Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.


You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight.

That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (There’s no response from Chandler.) Okay.

Don’t say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross what’s in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!


Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).

(handing Joey the bill) Here you go.

joey was addressed by gunther and spoke (ground truth)


hot weather girl.

(To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!


[to Ross] All right, you!

No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.

All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, andI feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of thoselittle hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". Allright, ball the melon.

carol was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?


Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!

Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?

monica addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.


(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!

Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!

Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.

Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.


Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!

I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose?

Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.

Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.

Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)

You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man.


Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.


Well you sure used a large font.

Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.

Hey-hey-hey that’s funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!

Something else I might have said?

I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(entering) What's going on?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Does it matter?!

Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

Yeah o-okay, but I’m just doing this for you.


(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.

Yes, every single one of them.


Let’s do it! Ross?

Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football.

an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.

Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...

Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...

Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?


everywhere she goes.

Ross, she’s 25 years old.

So what! I still have—No you’re probably right.

I know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.


Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.

No!! Y'know-y'know don’t do me any favours. In fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too. Yes, I do.


I can't kiss anyone.

So I'm kissing everyone?

Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.


So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that we’re trying to get to play at the wedding?

No, I’ll do it. You just stick to your job.

Staying out of the way.


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.

Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.

pete was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


My surprise party!

What surprise party?


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?


He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!

Does it matter?!

Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

Yeah o-okay, but I’m just doing this for you.


Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes, (To Joey) I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler.

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive    when you're asleep.

GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.

(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)


Phoebe, what is it?


Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it   was really, really, really good.


Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.

at you, not because I stopped loving you!

You still love me?


(To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?

Uhh, the ball thing.

Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(looks at the ground and at Ross) I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?

Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?


Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!

I'm parked in a garage on Morton!

(sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?


(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!

(looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry?

My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.


Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out

If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.

(opens her bedroom door and peeks out) Hey, is Chandler here?


Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McLane had plans!


(entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?


Don’t blame the questions!

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?

This is your place?

Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)


Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would       set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you       up on a date that didn't even show.

Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again.


No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!

Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !

oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...


What? You know about the plate thing?


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?

Chandler, where are your tools?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


But equally real!


Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, where did you get this?!

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.


Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

Aah! Why? What are these for?

All right, everybody open them!

Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


She's a waitress.

All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)

Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.


Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.


Okay Ross, why don’t you come with me?

Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? What’s going on?

What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)

Thanks. (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall. Joey pulls out the tickets    and hands one to Chandler.) Here's your ticket.

joey addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


That’s not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)

Yeah, yeah you have the ring?


Jeez, what a baby.

Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.


Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)


Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so now  you go.

No, I don’t want to tell you.

More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at  him.) I didn’t say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just  tell me!

(laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we’re  at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a  second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesn’t sound  like anything, but I swear it works.

(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya…

All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.


Where is the waitress?! I’m starving!

It’s a buffet man.

Oh, here’s where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I've never given her a cookie. Have you?

I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how    much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.

You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.

Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby    adoption decider people..."

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, the Knicks rule!

Joey, this is you!

Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right.

Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?


It’s hard for some people!

(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wow—whoa!

Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!

That was you!


First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…


Joey that is so sweet.

Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?


I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

Well then, do it better!


Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.

I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah.

....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.


Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday...    And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According    to the back cover of that book that you gave me.


(Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!

Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?

You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!

Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.

No one got me an engagement present.

Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)

phoebe addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Why aren't you guys at the movie?


Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?

Oh that’s so funny because we found someone too.


I’m not going to let you say anything.

You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)

Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.

Oh, you had that?

I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.


Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?

Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one regular celery.

Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in…vegetables, Joey?

chandler addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?

(entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!

Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)

(inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.

Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't…


Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!


I did it anyway.

Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why aren’t you dressed yet?!

I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)


It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.

Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here…

We did have fun, didn't we?

Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.

Oh, I would love to!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)

And she just gave you this?


Does it matter?!

Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.


I need to get some Richard.

Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.


Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.

That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.

Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)

So, what? That's it?

Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool.


(looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?

I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.

Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.

What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!


But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! (catches her in the hallway)

Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.

Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.


Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!


Ross, say something. Anything.

So you two are..?


I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

, ok? It's about... it's    about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.

I don't care about any of that!!

Well, do you care about friendship?

I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use    this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.


Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.


Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?

Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…

Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!


No way! It’s mine!!

All that stuff you just said? I want that!


Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)


Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)


I don't know, probably just invest it.

Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?


are in love with Rachel!


(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!


I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!

Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.

That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."


Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?


And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Wow, really? One time he just looked   at my bra and it popped open.

I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have   kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere   and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Hey! Ready to go?

Oh yeah, let me just finish this.


(sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!

I do, but Rachel borrowed them.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh God! He’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?


Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Just uh, brought back your videos.


Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?

Oh God, no.

Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!

It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.


Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.

Well, if you want, you can work here.

Uh, I don’t know. Ya see, it’s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y’know? And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I’d have to wait on all my friends.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)


(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...

Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...


Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music…

Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks…

What in God’s name is that?!


Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.

Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.

(answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?

Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!

Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?

I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...


Okay fine, I did. But I didn’t see anything, I swear.

Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!

Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!


You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.

If you want some privacy you can use my hole.

Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod ‘Yes.’) Ohh! That’s so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod ‘No.’) But for you, yay! Ohh.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


You get your messages!

Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.

So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?

rachel addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


See? Now, that’s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.

Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


(reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself)

Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!

All right look, I’m changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.

What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!


She is so hot!

Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna runit by err... (he indicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?

Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying she’d like to go out again.


Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’suh, somethin’ about her.


Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!

Okay, let's go running!

Yeah and there's really cute guys there.

Let's run towards them!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?

SON OF A BITCH! (turns to his right to see three kids staring at him)    (To the     kids) Oh relax! I didn't say the 'F' word! (They go away)

Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it.    That is     the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.

No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault    and kind     of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing.    Nice.


Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)

No, we're late!


What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can’t have children!!

Seriously, where did you get the hat?

Ross gave it to me.

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.

Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?

Rome. Jerk missed his flight.

No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.


[to Ross] All right, you!

No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.

All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, andI feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of thoselittle hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". Allright, ball the melon.

monica addressed carol, not ross (ground truth)


I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

That's how old you are.


(on phone from Vegas) Hey Monica, it's Joey!

Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!


You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross, would you just stop it! It’s getting really old.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.


Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?

Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?


I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)

Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.


Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?


She's a waitress.

All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)


Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!

-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?

Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.


You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?

Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


want to see you again!

(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.


Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…


What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!

Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.

Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!


Phoebe, what are you doing?

Maybe nobody's tried this.

I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.

Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.


I’ve been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesn’t answer) Where have you been? Vic?!

Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something.

(at the window, she’s looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?


God Joey, this is taking forever!

Whoa-whoa, what is it?

A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!


Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!


I mean you definitely should do that.

Y'know what, I should do it.

Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.

rachel was addressed by bonnie and spoke (ground truth)


I’ll get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my—(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.


Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.

Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.

Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’

Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?


What's your point?

(on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.

What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?

Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!


Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!

Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!

What about the time I said we were on a break?


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)


(nearly weeping) I was not ready for this today!


Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?

Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?


Hey! You made it!

Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!


Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "What’s going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)

Do you have my credit card?

Yes, it’s in my… In…in my pocket. (Paul hasn’t dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!


Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.


Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.

(Tapping Ross on his shoulder) So, you feel like a dad yet?

(Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?


You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight.

That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (There’s no response from Chandler.) Okay.

Don’t say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross what’s in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!


: What's your news?


I don’t care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y’know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.


Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)

Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?


We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together    and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed    and switches the camcorder off)

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, wake up. Monica.

No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.

Hey come on, you haven't heard my reason yet.


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?


You know more than one Fun Bobby?

I happen to know a Fun Bob.


I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!

I know! I found it on the street.


Well, well I can up with it!


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.

Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.


Oh my God.


I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.

Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.


I licked my arm, what?

It's breast milk.

Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

You won't even taste it?

Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?


Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)


Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?

Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.

(suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could    happen to anyone. All right, see ya.

(spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa,    whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. If you just got back from Tulsa, how    did your suitcase beat you here?

joey addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave?  What should I have?


Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?

Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.

Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.

Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.


Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)

Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)

Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)

Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and…


Okay, lesson one chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)


So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves?

Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips  look irresistible.

How do you do that?

Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm.

Oh my God!


Okay, I feel like I’m talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!


Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)

I had too okay?! We’re getting married! Married couples can’t keep secrets from one another!


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.

Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?

Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!


No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?


I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?


There I am.

You’re gonna get pregnant.


(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.

Do we have to know about that?


I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.

Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.

Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him.


Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.

Okay. Have a benefit.

Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?


(Reading) Dear losers, do you really think I’d hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they’d break you.

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?

Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?

I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.

Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.


When they see this you'll be 52!

And starting to think about settling down!


Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


A couple of days.


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!

Hey, I thought that guy was married.


Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.

How dirty do you think I am? I’m telling you, if you had some candles  and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.


She’s just doing her job!

(sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!


My surprise party!

What surprise party?

Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

monica addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


But you two were supposed to be together.


So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.

That’s right. The student has become the master.

Ross, I swear, I don’t know.

Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!

You really didn’t know?

We’re having a girl?

You said girl!

Yes. I’m… I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?

That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!

Don’t thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. (Rachel just looks at him.) Here’s Warren’s number.

Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now! (Jumps up.) Oh, thank you!


Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.

Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.


Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?

(jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!

No. I’m-I’m to depressed to talk.

I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

(to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)

ross addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!

Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms.

Oh my, oh my God!


Yeah. What are we getting?


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.

I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.


I can't believe you tried to cut   me out. Why Phoebe, why?

It was right after we were living together and you   were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and   shrill.

I'm still all those things!

You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!

(starts smiling) I am scrappy.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...

That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Well, we're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend, I have a    b. . . baby and a Ross.

Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen. We're just having fun.    You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact."

Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.

Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.

I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair.

All right. I've got a plan. I'll go down the fire escape.

Yes, because all good plans start with, "I'll go down the fire escape."


Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?


Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!


Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.


Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?

Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?


I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!

Honey wait, Joey, I’m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it… (Looks for help.)

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark.

Oh my God!!! Ross!!

Well, I’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?

Because, he’s my friend.

Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?


Eh, you got a spray-on tan?

Chandler gets pedicures!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.


uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?

No, come on, you know that's not true.

What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!

Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.

I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)

Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.


There's no dog in here.

Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!

No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.

What is it doing here?

Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. (She bends down, picks up the dog, and waves with one of its paws) Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?


[her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?

Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.

Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.

What're you talkin' about, I was killin' 'em.

Yeah, well they suck too.

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?

Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.

Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?


Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.


Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.


Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you’d want to get back together?

No. But thanks.

Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?

phoebe was addressed by leslie and spoke (ground truth)


(steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Let’s go! Right now!


(entering) Hey! Ross and I were looking for you! What are we all doing in  here? (Looks at Chandler) Oh, my! (Covers the spot where Joey wants bubbles to be  replaced.)

(entering) Well hey! What’s going on? Ooh, cool boat—(Sees why the  boat’s there)—Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel)  Hey, did you, did you tell them?


Do you wanna play football?


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.

Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.

Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.


So is your apron. You’re wearing it like a cape.


What was that bam?

Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?

(warily) Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she have an accent? I gotta make a call! (Starts to leave) I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!


Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?


Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!

It’s hard for some people!


Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent?   Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think   you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.

Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like   Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, that is so unfortunate.

Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.

(entering from bedroom) Okay, I’ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I’m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.

You didn’t leave lipstick marks on the phone.

Oh, then it must’ve been you. Bye. (leaves)


(stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?

to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. It’s a very big deal, there’s a lot of people there I have to meet.

And I’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. Hi! I’m Rachel Green. It’s nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!

Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then.


Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

All right, relax. It’s just a shoe.


Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.


(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?


No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.

, maybe, I should stay away from all men.

No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, (claps his hands) banging his hands together!

Okay, fine, fine. You don’t want to believe me? No, that’s fine. (starts to leave)


Do you know what I was thinkin’?

Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)

(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

Uh why, do you have a lecture?

Then free as a bird. What’s up?


(not sure of what to do) Y’know what? I don’t, I don’t think Phoebe really wants to come.

No! I do want to!

Oh, she does want to.

Pheebs, I don’t know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.

Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.


You must be Hilda.

Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)

Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

(grabbing Phoebe) Okay. We’ll be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)

So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?

All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I’m telling you…

But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.

Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that I’ve ever done. But I’m telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (There’s a knock on the door.) Yes?


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.


But equally real!


Chandler, I said I was sorry.

this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)


What are these, like famous chickens?

Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late.How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!


that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!

You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?

Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?

to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.


Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?


Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

What?! You totally get embarrassed!

No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?

Well, you should’ve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he’s like Joe Rugby.


Yeah I did!


Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.

No, no, it's not a girl, it's...  a brand new Hugsy!

Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.

No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.


Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least she’s trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!

(trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.

Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.

How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.


Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'

C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.

You can say that because she's not your mom.

When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.

Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!

Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor…

(joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?

Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)


I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!


Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now.

How long it took to go back in the water?

Chandler, we can’t let this tape wreck Valentine’s Day!

Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? (picks up the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like he’s going to throw up!)


(sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?

can get in on a beauty scholarship.

(blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

So where are you applying to?

Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!


Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!

No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!

I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!


No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.


A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.


Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods.


(sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, what are you doing?

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


[opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?

Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?


Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.

Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!


Are you scared?

No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.


Oh my God! You’re getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!

Phoebe, I can explain!

You told me you hate massages!

I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?

Well umm, Alexandra has been…

Oh, it has a name?

Phoebe, don’t get upset!


Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.

Chandler, will you just come in already?

No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.


What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.

Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!

Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.

Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?


Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."

Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?

Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!

ross addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


: What's your news?

: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising.

: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?"

monica addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.

Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey you’re with me.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!

Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

phoebe addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!

Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

rachel addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


Ok, ok, ok. Ooh, hey 'new doc on the block, Days of Our Lives' Joey Tribbiani.' Ooh, cool picture.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


No. No, I gotta go home sometime.

You be okay?

Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?

That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


What? You know about the plate thing?

Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.

Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.

Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.


You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].


I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.

So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.


Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

But ehm...what is it not?

(abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.

And what else is it not?

(even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.

Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?

Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Why did you hate me?


Okay. Have a benefit.

Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?


Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?

Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.

Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.

That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.


Yeah, we’ll be fine.


See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.

I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!

Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Let’s have Monica decide.

Why do I have to decide?

Because you’re the only one that can be fair.

I can’t be fair. You’re my boyfriend.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then.

Oh, y'know what, I’m gonna be okay, you don’t have to throw a party for me.


All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in.

Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?


Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)


Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentine’s Day.

Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine’s Day? What’s going on, huh? Girl trouble?

You don’t have to seem so happy about it.

Oh, sorry. Well, look, maybe I can help you with it.


Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.

(To Rachel) Hey, here’s a thought.

Monica, what are you talking about?

My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.


Oh, and Monica gets to keep her?   In her house? I am so jealous!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.


Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!


I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!

(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!

But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?


Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?

Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?


Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!

I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]


Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.

Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?

Sure, I'll do it with ya.

I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!

They’re just talking, and y’know what? Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen.


What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks we’re engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we’re engaged?!

Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.


I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)

So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Don’t blame the questions!

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!


Hey! How’d your date go with Jake?

Oh, great! We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)


I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.

Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.

This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.


Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.


What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!

Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.

Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later. (storms out)

Yeah, but wait...


Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. (She’s wearing a tank top and has her belly sticking out.)


(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift    certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

, ok? It's about... it's    about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.

I don't care about any of that!!

Well, do you care about friendship?


time’s the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!

Whose is it?

Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.


Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?

Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar.

So you're free Thursday, then.

Yeah. Oh, can I come?

Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?


Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. Yeah, honey, I’m sorry, but I don’t think that was a romantic thing.

Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. We’re going to a New Year’s Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Y’know? But if she says ‘Dude, what the hell are you doing?’ I can say ‘It wasn’t me, it was New Years!’


(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people    don't     get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.


(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)

I am going… I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm… I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)

Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


And the big one’s for me!

Wait, we can’t do this.

I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.

chandler addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)

Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?


Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?

Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.


He's planning your birthday party.


Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!

But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know! I  swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary  lapse.


Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I’m not going to let you say anything.

You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)


(to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?

Yeah, and you don’t mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.

That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)

(on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it’s Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don’t you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I’ll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.

That is so made up!

(on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, it’s perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!

There you go.

He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.


Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?

Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!


No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?

Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!


story for that?


She’s leaving for three months.

Okay, good stuff. Umm, well she’s-she’s sweet and pretty and…

Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didn’t you?!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.

I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.


Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


You must be Hilda.

Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)

Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

(grabbing Phoebe) Okay. We’ll be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)


Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s.

Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing.

Okay. Hang up! That’s it! Come on!


Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!


(sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!


Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!

(Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.


(mocking him) You fell asleep?!


No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.

But Ross, its you and me!

So? Sure! But it-it wouldn’t be anything romantic. And I’m-I’m dating Mona—Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!


Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.


Alright. Just keep him away from me.

Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.

Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?

Rome. Jerk missed his flight.


Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to    go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in    a half hour.

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some    more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right    there. (Puts the phone down)


Wow! Wow! And it’s definitely all gone? There’s nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?

I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.

Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.

Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!

I just have to call my agent and tell her I can’t do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)

Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.


Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).

(handing Joey the bill) Here you go.

Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.


Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.

Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.

Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?


‘em—Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…

Stop it Chandler. (Chandler is relieved) I’m sorry too.

Yeah! Oh yes!

Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.


Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do  you have any moves?

No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.)  I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that.

I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.

Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine  sent to my table from a fan.


Just uh, brought back your videos.

Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.

I… I don’t know what you are talking about.

Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!


Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)

Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.


Oh that is over!

Phoebe, are you okay?


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.

No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.

Please...wait, how did you do that?

Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?

Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

Are you serious?!

Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.


What a bad idea!

Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)

Chandler, why are you doing this?

I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.

I'm doing this because I'm sorry?

Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?


No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?

Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?

Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!

Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?

Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)

(reading the note) "Pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?