Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?

I’m just making margaritas.

I think I’ll help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?

monica addressed rachel, not ross (ground truth)


The big book of childrens' names.

Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!

I'm parked in a garage on Morton!

(sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)

Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see.    (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).

Nah, I don't really want her to see.

Come here (Removes Emma's hat) Oh! There she is! Hi!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


OH MY GOD!!!

Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And yet, here we are doing it again.

Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!

Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!

All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!

I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!

I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!


O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn   of   events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely   normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might   get married and have children of your own.


Staying out of the way.

This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together.    We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.

Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not    good enough for you?

We're not gonna have this conversation again...    Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this    huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about    losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey    looks around)

You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see    I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits    down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah,    I could see it.

(Chandler looks around the place and his eye gets    caught by Richard's video collection) Look at these videos. You know, I mean,    who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke... Oh my    God!

There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.

Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a    sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And    this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)

Get there faster! (Joey gasps and finally understands...)


Ow, that had to hurt!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


He just said, "No strippers."

Oh, I chose not to hear that.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-

Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.

Thanks, man, big help.


Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)


That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)

Okay, let's go!

Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!

Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?

All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! (She starts out the door.)


Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.

Lemonade? You ok man?

Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.

Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?

I fell down an elevator shaft.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?


Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!


Yeah. Y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?

Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?

Well, because of us! Because of our history.

No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?


Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....

Okay. (One of Joey’s co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesn’t look very fulfilled.


Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out withme, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.

Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever goneout with.

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)


Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!

Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?

What? Yes, I am!

Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??

When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)


You set her up?!


was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.

Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?


Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive and. . .

Ross, the heat!

Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. [goes to the radiator and starts turning the knob] OK, this way is on, so this is. . . [breaks off the knob] off.


Yeah! Do that!

And-and you won’t blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)

Oh hey hi, he’s doing it. He’s breaking down the door. (The chair breaks in half.) Okay, we’re in. (She hangs up the phone.)


Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?

Well, then talk!

Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?


(entering) Hey, you guys!


Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?

What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) I’m sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachel’s feet) really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…


I, um, can't tell you.


Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.

to tell you something!

What-what is it, what is it?


Why would a charity give away a free boat?!


Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I’m gonna be saying…(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)

Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)

(on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?


(picks it up) And now I’ve picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)


Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'! (Joey stares at him) Don't worry, those are the right letters.

Look, what do you want me to say?

I want you to say that you like her!

I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.

Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!


No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.


How do you feel about all this?

I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.

Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet.

Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?

Oh all right.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?

Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.


This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)

Monica, is this true?

rachel addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.


So, what do you thing the good news is?


And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before   you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now   it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.


I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?


No, you sh—No you said you made that up!!

I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?


You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -  TOW Ross Got High, first aired 1999-11-25.)

Is the window open? Because if theres a window open, a bird  could fly in there.

Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think youre right. I think   listen, listen!

A pigeon, a pigeon. (previously scared Rachel turns away) No, no  wait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby,  seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty birds aid. The eagle,  however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby on its talon.  Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still up lays  (?) are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the  apartment.

Boy, are you gonna be sorry if thats true.


(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.


The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.

Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?

No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.


I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]

Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.

Calm down, I'm blow drying.

Blow drying what, you have no hair.

Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .


Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?

I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.


gonna break up with you!

Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) “If you accept full responsibility...” (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! “...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!”

Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.


We're not—we're not saying anything.


What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

was sending you signals?

Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)

Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!

Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?


Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!

Well, if you don't know I can't help you.

Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?


Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.

Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.

Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.


I don't know you guys.

All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'

And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'

mark was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys.

I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)

(To Phoebe, after Monica’s gone) We have to get her a present?!

Okay but look! Look at what I got! It’s her address book! (Holds it up.) We have a guest list!


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!

Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.


Yeah, but, hey look, don’t go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)

(The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th… it’s like a guy never lived in here. Look, you’ve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) It’s spreading already.


Oooh that may be a New World's record (Looks at his watch and picks up Ross' pad)


No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.

, maybe, I should stay away from all men.

No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

ross addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Everything? Even the TV?

No! I’m putting that in my room.

Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)

Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.

joey addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.


No, one of them...

I don't know, what were the names I just said?

Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.

, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)

What the hell are you cooking!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?

Uhh, well, she's…really good in bed.


No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.

Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)


(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!


I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…

(interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)


I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods)    Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?

Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.

Seriously? She actually said that?

Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?

Without that, you just got "lame with women".


This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!

What's goin' on?

Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!

Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.

(starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?


Oh my God! How long has she been crying?

About a week and a half.

Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)

You guys, I’m doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.

Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)

Shh! Nothing works with this child! (Hands her back.)


That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.

Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.

Joey, no means no!

I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).


Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?

I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.

Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each other’s hometowns? Why don’t you… (Motions that they should learn everyone’s hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-what’s going on?


Yeah! That was so weird, huh?

Phoebe, why’d you do it?

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only    yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape    in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a    american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.


Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


No. And I don’t think I’m gonna want to.


Give it to me!

I'll go in there.


But hey, Ross, this place is available now!


(happily) I’m off the list. (Sits on the couch.)


When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.

I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.

And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!

Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!


My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...

Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

You said it was okay!

You said she was bald!!


No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.

Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?

I called him.


Yeah, that's probably a good idea.


You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?


Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!

You didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?


What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.

Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.

at you, not because I stopped loving you!

You still love me?


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!

Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.


Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, okay, you got it!


Okay. (Writes a little more) I am so hot!

(To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!

The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?

All right that’s it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don’t care!


Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn’t been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?

Kinda, but I’ve just been having way too much fun.


All right, ready?


If you want, I'll do it.

I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.

God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.


Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!


Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers—Think of the money we’ll save!! (Monica just looks at him.) We’re not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?

We’re going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It’s time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.

Y’know we already went over this and I won!

No you didn’t. Oh and honey just so you know, now that you’re marrying me, you don’t get to win anymore.


Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?

Well, it still has to go, right?

Don't do what?


Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.

Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover.


I’ll get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my—(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.

Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw…

(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?

See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.


Why would a charity give away a free boat?!

Well, just buy the damn boat! (She’s still working her way through her tray of booze.)

Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

I’m just helping the kids!


Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.

It's football... It's just football... This is great!    This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to    get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a    moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...)    What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler,    jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...)    What are you doing?


(entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! You’ll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and…

(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!

Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!

Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.

Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.

Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…


Wow! Oh well, I will be there!

Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.

Oh my God!!! Monica!! He’s the stripper from your bachelorette party!!


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!


She's asleep. Chandler?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.

That really is something; that's really cool.

Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)

ross addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that we’re trying to get to play at the wedding?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


What...that scene I saw was so good!

Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...

Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?

A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.


So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?


Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...

Oh my god, what were you thinking?

All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.

(leaving) I'm outta here.

Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.


Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. Abriefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

ross addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Then, I don't get it.

Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.


Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around) Don't do the dance.

Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.

I don't think so.


Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My father’s boat didn’t make that much noise when it hit rocks!

Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.

Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he’s ‘Hey everybody! Remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. Well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’


Carol, what's the matter? What happened?

My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.

Oh my god.

I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but they're myparents. They're supposed to give me away and everything.

It's ok. I'm sorry.


How did we do?

Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.

phoebe addressed ross, not carol (ground truth)


Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?

I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.

Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.

Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaksas sort of a thank-you.


Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.


Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.


Hey, I can handle it! All right?

Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?


Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.


(to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.


We're not—we're not saying anything.

Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I’ve been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesn’t answer) Where have you been? Vic?!

Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something.

(at the window, she’s looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?

(grabs the window from the outside and sticks his head in) (whispering) When is she leaving?

(whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?


Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.


If you want, I'll do it.

I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.

phoebe addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See,

You got waaaay too much free time.

(to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross,

Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.

So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and


Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark.


Oh, you must stop shooping.


So who's gonna tell them?

Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

Aah! Why? What are these for?


Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

You won't even taste it?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…

(laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?

Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!

Hey, I can handle it! All right?

(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.


This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.

(To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.

Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!

Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together    and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed    and switches the camcorder off)

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some    more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right    there. (Puts the phone down)


Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)

Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?

See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.


I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?

He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.


Monica, wake up. Monica.

No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.

Hey come on, you haven't heard my reason yet.

Alright, go on.

Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. Now I know why.

Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.

How much longer?


No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.


Look I want you, now.

That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.

Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.

joey addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!


Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?

Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.

Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

No, they're not.

Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.

I am not wrong.

No, I just talked to them.


Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I’m not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)

Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?

Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…

Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

It was a mistake. Please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t.

Yes, if it really doesn’t mean anything, because you know that I’m just not ready…


Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.

Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.


Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut.


Hello to the rest.


No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.

okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!

(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.

You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)


(To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?

Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!


Joey, we're not keeping this!

But it's an original Buffay...


Joey, that is not gonna work.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.

Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)

phoebe addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-


No! You should've read it yourself!


Oh Joey! Joey! No, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybody pregnant!


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.

Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.


Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting    with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and    she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!

to give her up. Oh,   I know!! Oh, you should take her!

(faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...

Why, you don't like her?

Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll    take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too    easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!


God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!

I couldn't even if I wanted too.

He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.


) Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…


I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania    Twain.


Oh Ross, hi.

Phoebe, what are you doing?


Oh my God! How long has she been crying?


Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see.    (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.


Well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be       appropriate to give me this.

Female body inspector? What size is that?

Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?

It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.

Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?


(on answering machine) Hi, it’s me. I’ve been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.

Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!


But I want to.

But I insist!

Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads,    she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the    coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!

No, that landed in your food!


Because she is!

Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.

Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!

OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any   bigger?


Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.


(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?

Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)


What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys.


Ah, we’re out. I sold them all.

Monica, I’m cutting you off.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


My surprise party!

What surprise party?


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)

Thanks. (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall. Joey pulls out the tickets    and hands one to Chandler.) Here's your ticket.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!


No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...


Joey, what’s going on. What didn’t you tell us you work here?


I’m not feeling it.


Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.

Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.


Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.

So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?


You told me you hate massages!


Who? Two divorces and Joey?!

She's right y'know.

Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.


What's your point?

(on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me.

What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?

Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?

Let me see!


Ohh! So you're 5639?!


(shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’


Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!

Oh, come on! It’s not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually I’m pretty much just in there by myself.

Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end it.

I hope you know what I’m giving up for ya, because she’s not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.


Ooh... she backed out.

She did? Why?

I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that he’s got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!

Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.

Y’know, I’m beginning to see what Jake was talking about.

The silk? Feels really good!

Yeah! And-and things aren’t as…smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.

Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men’s underwear!

Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! You’ve got cotton, silk, lace! And y’know what I’ve always wondered about?


Well, thank you for lunch.

What? Wait a minute, I didn’t pay, I thought you paid!

So apparently we just don’t pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?

She could be out of town. Maybe she’ll be gone for months.


Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)

Rachel, what the hell is this?!

You found me a guy?

Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.

Well, y’know what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think I’m just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.


From a bullet!


Oh yeah? All right, let’s do it tonight.

Well don’t you have that big date tonight?


What have I not told you?


She's this girl who used to live   in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up   this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda   using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"

Are you trying to do a British accent?

(pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets   pedicures!

Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?

I know, and she's always bragging   about all the famous people she's met.


Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least she’s trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!

(trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.

Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.

How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.

I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Y’know what’s sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.


Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.

No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.


No really, you tell me what’s up.

I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)

(To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.


(disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

gunther was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.

So we do Supergirl.

(entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume…

chandler addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.

Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)

No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!

There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!

Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass  judgments on others?

Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something  really stupid.


(to Monica) We have to get out of here, baby!

Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.


Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?

No, I will not!

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.


The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!

Well-well you can give them to me! I haven’t felt my feet in years!

I can’t! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that I’d wear them all the time, I just can’t give them away!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.

Quick volleyball question.

Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.


He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!

No, I-I-I’m serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y’know you break up!


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!


Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 900.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! It’s okay. (Rachel stops.) It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again.

No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

You want me to call her right now?

Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?


C'mon, she's your mom!


No really, you tell me what’s up.

I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)

(To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.

Yeah but still, I mean it should’ve been me. I’m the dad.


Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.


Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!

-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!

What?! I didn't touch a guitar!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!

Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun.


Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.


Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

Just, y'know out.


(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!


(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

(taking Rachel’s hand) Sweetie okay. It’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.

(on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh…oh-oh-oh…

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Honey I swear it we just kissed.

It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)

ross addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


What about the time difference?

From here to the airport?

Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?

I-I-I don't know.

Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.

Chandler, you have an assistant right?


I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.


C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.

You should feel great about yourself! You're


Ross, you remember Susan.

How could I forget?


Are you sure?

Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!


Wait a minute, look.

It's an empty apartment.

Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)

There it is.


Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.


Almost over man.


No, you don’t have to, and you can’t because I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?


Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.

So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)


Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug thephone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Oh, it ended very well.

Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brushagainst your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind ofthing?


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!

Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!

Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?


Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

They went in together. So sorry.


Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!


I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot   to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

What happened to 'you can't live without me four   days a week'?

Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days   is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see   you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really   if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make   it one day, we've got real problems my friend.

I think you should take the job.


I—never borrowed your Walkman.

Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!

You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)

Does it hurt?

No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!

Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?

When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!

I’ll make something up! I’m good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!


This is Patrick. (Points to him.)


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.


Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?


And Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!

As a romancer of the elderly.

Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.

The eyes…did still sparkle.

Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-you’ve been through so much since then. And right now you’ve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Can’t you just let this go?


I mean you definitely should do that.

Y'know what, I should do it.

Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.

Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!

bonnie did not speak next (ground truth)


Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)

What? That's impossible.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Huh? <i>Days of our Lives</i> picked up my option.

So uh, which one is mine?

Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.

[reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare?


You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?

Hell no, we'll pay!

OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.

phoebe addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the   day I met her.


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!


Okay, okay, you got it!


Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!

And why not?!

Because I'm in love with Monica!!


(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.

Wait, I think I know someone who does that.

Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m little nervous.


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!


For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.

Why are you dressed as a gladiator?

Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.


No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.

All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, andI feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of thoselittle hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". Allright, ball the melon.

monica addressed carol, not ross (ground truth)


bar after every  game.

Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get  out! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) Oh  come…Phoebe!

Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the  door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?

rachel addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.

Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?

Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.


What is your job?

Staying out of the way.

This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)

There were only twelve.

Oh yeah, I added three.

What are peanut butter fingers?!


Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is…


Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!

Have you even had a girl up here?


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?


My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Apparently, Sting’s son made fun of the fact that Ben’s moms are lesbinims.

them be friends.

Phoebe, you can’t force kids to be friends.

Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!


Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.

(taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh hey Joey! What's up?

I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?


Okay, let's go!

Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!

phoebe addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Oh, major shampoo explosion!

Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.

Chandler, I said I was sorry.

this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!

Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.


Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?


You gonna tell her?


(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!

Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.

(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!

I am totally picturing you with all those women!


No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can’t leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.

Give me the bag.

No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry!

You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me.


Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.

Oh, of course...

Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!

Me too. Come here. (They hug)

I just don't want to be alone tonight.

Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.


Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)


What about your massage client?


(laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have    any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about    it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)

Why in the world would you take this tape and and    why would you watch it?


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.


Joey, what’s going on. What didn’t you tell us you work here?

It’s kind of embarrassing, y’know. I mean, I was an actor and now I’m a waiter. It’s supposed to go in the other direction.


Ooh... she backed out.


I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania    Twain.

(after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)

(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.

Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! (Points to the screen, of course it isn't him.)


She's a waitress.


Well, look at that, same thing.

Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.

Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!

name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?


(reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself)

Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!


Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.

Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)

Honey, sweetie, by the edges.

I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it (She grabs the rest of the pictures)…

…I mean it's my fault.


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?

I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.


Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I-I—there was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.


Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.

I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?

I can too eat by myself!

When have you ever?

When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!

Well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?

Oh we can't, we already have plans.

What are you doing?

Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.


Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.

Listen I uh… (He takes her hand.) It’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom. Y’know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Y’know? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.

Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.

Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.

The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.


Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!

(hurrying over) Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that?

No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.

Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)

Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)

Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there.

Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead.)


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.


I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.

So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.

And we did.


I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?

You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.


Done! With time a-to-spare.

Oooh that may be a New World's record (Looks at his watch and picks up Ross' pad)


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.


Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?

Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.

Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.

What?! Oh my-oh my God!

I know I told you, it’s a really big problem.


Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free.

Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment.


We were on a break!

on your answering machine!

Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.

What I said was, was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!

Obviously not to Joey.

(to Rachel) Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no.


Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?

Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.

Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.


(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!

You can always sell your baby.

Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m gonna get fired!


Ross, I swear, I don’t know.

Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!

You really didn’t know?

We’re having a girl?


(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!

Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!

fast. Isn't it?

No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!


No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!

I—never borrowed your Walkman.

Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!


How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know.

Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!


We're not—we're not saying anything.

Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?

I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.

Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah I think so.

(To Rachel) I wasn’t talking to you.


I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?

I’m talking about you. You big, big freak.

Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you’re out of your mind.

Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!

Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!


All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in.


Yes! I’d love to! Have her come by the office.


(to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Third one from the left?

Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I’m talking about it.  (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Don’t-don’t you—Wh—Wha—Hey!!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!

Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!

I’m curious about the human body.


What? Chandler! Tell 'em!

(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)


I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!


Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.

forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Can I check out what she did to my room?

Yeah, but, hey look, don’t go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)

(The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th… it’s like a guy never lived in here. Look, you’ve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) It’s spreading already.


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)

Thanks. (Joey and Chandler exit to the hall. Joey pulls out the tickets    and hands one to Chandler.) Here's your ticket.

joey addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


What are you guys gonna do?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


is a cartoon!


Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?

Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.

You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...


I spelled out boobies.


What am I gonna do?

No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!


(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?


No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?

Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?

I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny?


I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)

Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…

Me too. I mean I…haven’t thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.


Look I want you, now.


!! I mean, look, I left a note and everything.

(reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?

Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"


I think they're very nice.

I like them a lot.

That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!


Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.


Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?

What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) I’m sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachel’s feet) really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…

Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.


Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!

And so, we’re hiding in the bathroom.

And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.

So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know they’re going at it right on the bathroom floor.


Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you’d want to get back together?

No. But thanks.

Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?

Okay. No. But thanks.

Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. (leaves)


Come on Joey!!!

Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.

I can't believe you would say that!


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.

Chandler, I said I was sorry.

this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?

Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)

Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, "Quack, quack!" I’m happy all the time!


Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.

(waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?

Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!


Then don't touch one!!


Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


The young hot ball and chain.

(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)

We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)

No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)


Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites    poetry and bakes Madeleines?


Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)

So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?


Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.

Yes, his name is Barry, he’s a doctor, thank you very much.


It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! (To Ross) She's-she's gonna kill me.

Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.

We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.


(indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)

(wincing) Yes, he is!


No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.

Naked alone time.

No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?


Phoebe, where's your purse?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(knocks on door) Rach,  you there? (Joey and Rachel   both get up from the bed)


Why would you even want to come Ross? You’re a horrible skier.

Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.

Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?


Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.


Look, they must be stopped!


Hey! How’d your date go with Jake?


Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty.


Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

I could die.


Yeah, we’ll be fine.

Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! (catches her in the hallway)

Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.

Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.

Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's okay, these things happen.


But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.

I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.

Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.


No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’s that I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!

Is that a real place? (Rachel’s stunned) Are they hiring?

(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!

chandler addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?

No! Do you wanna hear it?


(writing) Monica, there are no words… (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!

All right, uh… (To Ross) Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?


(to Joey) I wasn’t doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?

Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!


What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!


I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!

I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)

Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!

It... You can so totally tell.


(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

Why wouldn’t they be happy?

Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. I’m sorry.


I spelled out boobies.


The young hot ball and chain.

(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)

We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Sure, what do you want to see?

I don't know, umm…

Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!

Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)

I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

What? That's terrible!

No-no, we do it every year!

Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible.

No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.


How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


And this goes for all guys?


Oh my God.

Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!

What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.


She’s just doing her job!

(sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!

Oh, it’s a tattoo! That’s weird, Phoebe doesn’t… Wait that’s Ursula! That’s not Phoebe that is Ursula!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

You want me to call her right now?

Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.

You-you must choose Mr. Bing.

Either, it makes no difference.

Choose, you jackass!


Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)

Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.


(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)

I am going… I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm… I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)


Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?

There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.


I mean think about all the money that you’re gonna make!

Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?

No, no, that’s funny. But maybe it’s time to move on, let it go, y’know? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeth’s father, so ah, he’s much older than she is. Looks like I’m not the only one interested in fossils, huh?

ross addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird.

Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!

Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where I’ve heard that before.)

Actually, it wasn’t that close.

No! Y’know what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculous—We’re gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)

rachel addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.

Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.

Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.

Huh, I'm just saying...

Well don't just say.


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Why did you hate me?

Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.

And that wasn't fun for you?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?

Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!


Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?

I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania    Twain.


You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?

No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)


What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you’re having a party and we’re not invited?


Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.


See Chandler? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already! They’re very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants…

You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)


Oh Monica, we are so sorry.

You al-you already had it?


Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit.

Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I...

Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...

Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well neither do I!

Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.


Pheebs, what are you doing?

Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.

All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'llbuy you breakfast, let's go.


Whats the matter with me? Why Im such a girl?

(returns) Okay, that was Mike.

Phoebe, hi, were so sorry. Youre totally right. We are here  one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday  celebration.

rachel addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Huh? <i>Days of our Lives</i> picked up my option.


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.

Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!

monica addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Here's your scone.


I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!


Ahh, I don’t believe you. I think you don’t want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)


Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do   anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..

Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!

It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're   not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.

Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six   years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?

That's what I hear, yeah.


) Joey! You never gonna believe it: she called.

: I don't know, but it sounds great.


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.


(popping back up) Regular or decaf?

So ask me what I did today.

So what did you do today Pete?

I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.

Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?


Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.


I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?


So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?


Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


We're late too! (Rachel screams)


Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.


No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can’t leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.

Give me the bag.

No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry!


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by      mistake, and one of mine is missing.

oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.

(to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)


Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?

But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?


And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?

Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.

That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!

Chocolate-chip pancakes!


I don’t want him to tell this story for years.


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!


Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.


Wow! That is a bad audition.

How-how did you lose your job here?

Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me.

joey addressed gunther, not phoebe (ground truth)


Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.

What the hell is this? (holding up the check)

Hang on a second. (to the employees) I’ll-I’ll talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) I’m sorry what?

Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?

Well, y’know, I never know how much to tip.

You’re supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, what’s-what’s the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?

(turns off the TV) You’re taking this all wrong. Because, if I didn’t leave you that tip, you wouldn’t of come down here, we wouldn’t be having this argument, and there wouldn’t be this ah, heat between us.


He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you’ve been working here two days? That’s not, that’s not right.

Yeah, what are ya gonna do?

Joey, you can’t let him get away with that. Ya know what, I’m not going to let him get away with that. I’m going to say something to him—No, I really shouldn’t say anything—No, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him…

gunther was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

Sure! Where is it?

Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.

Ohh! So you're 5639?!

That's it! Thanks Pheebs!


Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don’t know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?