Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd..

See, there's always one guy. (Mocking)

Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday    was!

C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.

Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away.    You know, to reconnect... emotionally.

monica addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Ross knows about me and Monica.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!

I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?

Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.

Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?

Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.


That's a good point.

Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

Oh, good point.


Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.

Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.

I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair.

All right. I've got a plan. I'll go down the fire escape.


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.

No one got me an engagement present.

Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)

(To Chandler) This is what happens when you don’t register for gifts!

See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


want to see you again!

(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.

Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, who’s entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?

chandler addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


But I want to.

But I insist!


She is so amazing! You have no idea.

No idea? Who do you think brought her here?

Joey, she’s so cool. She speaks four languages.

know what guys want!

My beers?! Look you guys, she’s a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I just—I don’t see it going anywhere.


Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking) "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"


Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that cant  contain my breasts.

This is not, what Im wearing. Im ovulating and Chandlers  gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.


I think they're very nice.


(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!

C'mon! This looks good!

Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay. Have a benefit.


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!


Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull  yourself together, okay?

Ah, did I leave the stove on?


Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to  have the conversation about where the relationship is going.

I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I  mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"

Uh Ross? You asked me that.

Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? I’m not a mind reader! Besides, I  hate those conversations. I’m horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a  gesture. Y’know, something that says we’re moving forward without having to talk  about it.


So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)

(stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!

Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don’t have that kind of money!

I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference.

Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!


(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!

I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.

I can check that for ya.

I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.

That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know… (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)

Yeah that’s great! Next to that, Chandler won’t look so stupid.

All right, but I should warn you, I’m not going. I’m going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?


(intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope you’re not thinking about cleaning the living room.

What?! What are you doing?!

Do you know what just happened?


What? A brain transplant?!


Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.

You really think so?

Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!


Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.

Phoebe, why is your bag moving?


Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!

(standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!

Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.

No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can’t go to him when I don’t have a boyfriend!


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. Abriefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!

Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?


Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way.

Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.

Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?


(covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)

(grabbing the picture) Give me that!

All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

phoebe addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


(starts to recite a rehearsed speech) Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. (Pause.) Being with her has been like being on a vacation. And what may be perceived as high maintenance is merely attention to detail and—(He falters and Monica prompts him.)—generosity of spirit.

Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.

(To Chandler) I’m out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.


I put it on to scare Chandler!

If you win, we give up the birds.


Yeah! Do that!


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!


Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!


C'mon! This looks good!


That’s not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.

I didn’t give her that ring!

So whose ring is it?

Is it an engagement ring?

But you didn’t give it to her?


Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…


Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)

(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

Uh why, do you have a lecture?

Then free as a bird. What’s up?


(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.


All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in.

Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?

Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?

Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?

I can’t tell you that, no.


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

(to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)

She is so good at throwing drinks in people’s faces, I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen her finish a beverage.


What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!


I have plans.


(stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!

Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.

Go on, teach me something about men and women.

Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"


Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

(squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.

Done with the bookcase!

(clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.


Ooh... she backed out.

She did? Why?


Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]

Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.

I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.

Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi.

Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.

Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him.


What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!

Hey listen man, about the stripper…

(banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!

chandler addressed gunther, not phoebe (ground truth)


Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna    be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!


So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass  judgments on others?

Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something  really stupid.

Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out  there

No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.


Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.

But why does it even matter?!

Why does it matter so much to you?!

of our best friends! Who knows what you’re gonna marry!


Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!

I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.

Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.

Maybe it was the guy.

It was the ring!


Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.

I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.

Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?

What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?

Man's got a point.

wants to have sex with me.


Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.

Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!

Look forget it forget it...  I can't do it.


What? You know about the plate thing?


(To Rachel) Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!

Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.

Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

Yeah. What-what did Tag say?

Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?

Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!

rachel addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.

Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing.


Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.


[her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?

Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.

Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.

What're you talkin' about, I was killin' 'em.

Yeah, well they suck too.

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God you stole her award!

No-no! No, I’m accepting it on her behalf. (He puts it up above the TV to display it.)

Joey I don’t think you know what behalf means.

Sure I do! It’s a verb! As in, "I behalfin’ it!"


Okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? It’s completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.

Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.


Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?

Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.

Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.


See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.

Rachel, there's nothing in it.


I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…

Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're       making it so easy on me and Emma.


C'mon, she's your mom!

! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?


Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After it’s closed) I can’t stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?


I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesn’t that give me the right to control him—help him?


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.


Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.

forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)

(gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.

Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

What?! What is with everybody? It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!

Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they’re all gonna’ make fun of her, do you want that?

Okay, okay, we’ll just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! (Referring to the dancers.)


Hello to the rest.

Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?

joey addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.

(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)

What's the matter Ross?

Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!


I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot   to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

What happened to 'you can't live without me four   days a week'?

Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days   is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see   you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really   if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make   it one day, we've got real problems my friend.


Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…

(laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?

Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)

(stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. I’m sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?


Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know,    with the woman coming out of the frame.

Oh, and Monica gets to keep her?   In her house? I am so jealous!

You know, I would give her up, for you.

No, I couldn't let you do that.


Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what

Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd..


Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!


Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.

Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.

Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.

What's going on?

I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don’t even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.


....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.

My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.

Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

I didn’t! Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)


Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.

Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.

monica addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!

(feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?

Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?


You, you sure you need shoes? (Chloe nods her head) Okay. (reaches down and picks up a shoe)

Do I know why we’re rushing?

Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!


So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?

What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific.


Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?

Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!

Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years.

owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred…

Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?


Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!

I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monica’s eyes.) Say something.


Okay, okay, you got it!

Ross, can you pass me the yams?

Sure! Oh, and Joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.


What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.

She wants to meet you in person.

Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.


Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, which was nice.

You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?

Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?

(on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....


(to Ross, mouthing) Don't make me come up there!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.

And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.

(on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!

Oh, no problem. I’m so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)


Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.

Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.

That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!

I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!


(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!

You can always sell your baby.

Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m gonna get fired!

You lied to me!

Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)


No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something.

(answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.


Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?

Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!

Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.

You do, huh?

Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone…


Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(to Joey) I wasn’t doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?

Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!

Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, ‘Oh, I’m so talented.’ and ‘Oh, I’m so pretty,’ and ‘Ooh, I smell so good.’


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

Why, when did you get out of the game?

I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.

Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.

Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

I miss this.

I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!

No, I-I miss hanging out with you.

Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y’know now it’s like…things are different.

Well y’know, things are different. I’m…I’m married now.

Oh sure—And hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just…I miss…hanging out…just-just us, y’know?


Well, thank you for lunch.

What? Wait a minute, I didn’t pay, I thought you paid!


Nice, nice. Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.

Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?

Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.


Yeah, big stuff.

Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]

[grabs for seat belt] Where's my seat belt?

Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]


Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(happily) I’m off the list. (Sits on the couch.)


Hey, where’d you get that?


NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!

Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!

(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!


Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

Well yeah, I think we should get married.


Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.


Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!

I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)


Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.

Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.

I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!


Six months? Whoa that’s rough.

Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.


Hey, it’s Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why don’t you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?

Really? I’ve heard better.

Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…


Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)


(entering and interrupting the guy’s escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…


to tell David!

(angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door)    I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock    jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for    inside! (he enters)

So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they    call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica    looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma    having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from    the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.

(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two    words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so,    I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried    chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica    laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?

No, come on, you know that's not true.

What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!

Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.


(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?


And here we go…

I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye.

Oh my God! I’m going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. (Exits.)

So apparently I’m available for lunch.


I don't know, you might be the first one.

Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.


, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.

Ross I’m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.

rachel addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

[peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.

So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.

Right this is staging.

[as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]


(ecstatic) Oh my God! It’s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!

Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


We think Chandler might be having an affair.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…


(running after her) Rach, it’s gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.

(To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.


Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…


Then why did you move?!


Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.


Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

How do you know that? How?


I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.

Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!

(goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)

What the hell are you doin'?


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.

okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.

Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.


Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. (She’s wearing a tank top and has her belly sticking out.)


(to Ross) So, er... how did it go with Celia?

Oh, I was unbelievable.


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.


I'll take it all.

Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?


What? What!?! You kissed him?

Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, we’re making out. You know.


Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t eat meat until she has the babies!

Well, I figured we’re in another country, so it doesn’t count.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!

But why does it even matter?!

Why does it matter so much to you?!


Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)

Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.

Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!

Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!

They put you in jail?

The little jail between the doors!


Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods.

Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?

There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?


Okay. That was her right?


What thing? What is this thing?


Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.

Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope it’s you!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


All right, uh… (To Ross) Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?

Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.


(following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.

But I already gave them back to you!

No you didn't.

All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?

I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!

Look, you and I went to different high schools...

Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.

You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.

It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.


Are you scared?

No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?

Ross will do it.

Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" It’s not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.


Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My father’s boat didn’t make that much noise when it hit rocks!


All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutesleft. Move, move, move!


! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.


I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.

I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!

rachel addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)

No. A break from us.


This is your cellphone?

Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time.

Phoebe, where's your purse?

You can't have it.

Give it to me!

I'll go in there.

Phoebe come here


And you know, I have a massage client soon.

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler)    We've been complaining the longest!


Thunder being stolen!!


What am I gonna do?


I’d say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh…


Oh, um, around 802. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.

So, are you gonna see him again?

Monica, what are you doing?

It’s not a date, okay. I’m just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.


(mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.

Okay, Ill have the fixed salad and the duck.


Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.

Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.

That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!


) Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


How did we do?

Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

So, Chandler, who’s on your list?

Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.

I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.


(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….


You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!

You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?

Uh, you're not gonna win.

Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"

Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.


want to see you again!


(gasps) You wouldn’t! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-I’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you’ve done it at least twice!

Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.

Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.

I’m gonna marry someone good y’know.


Oh please, you just want more blue pins.


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficialinsignificant things?


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!

Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!


Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.

Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.

OK, what're we gonna do about this?

Well, I guess we could tape <i>Entertainment Tonight</i>.


Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


But equally real!

Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are    getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind    performing them once now?


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, it’s your mom. (Hands him the phone.)

(on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what they’re gonna say.)


Okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her!

I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again they’d call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring!"

So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’s nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!

Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I…


Monica and I are engaged.

I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!

(To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet.


Jeez, what a baby.

Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.

You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.


So is your apron. You’re wearing it like a cape.

I mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? I guess I’m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.


Okay. That was her right?

See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.

I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.

(on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....


Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)

(entering) I am not!

Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)


C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.

But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?


(answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(on phone) Okay, great!  Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!

Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?

Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.

Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)

Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!

Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?


(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….

Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.


Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--

We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.

Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.

I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.


Let us keep the apartment and…


everywhere she goes.


Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.


I don’t want him to tell this story for years.

Oh, but he will. He still tells the story how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.

I was trying to help out a squirrel.

You were trying to eat it!


So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?

Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn    star!

That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses)    Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.

(laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have    any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about    it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)


(excited) I can do that!

Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)


Well what is it? Let me see.

Hey, someone order a coat?

Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.

He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the,the short story you were writing?

And I'm in it? Then let me read it.


You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so   many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold   one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with   his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's   three of them, Phoebe, three!

phoebe was addressed by frank jr and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…

Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, here’s the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I’m gonna be moving out man.

Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!

Look, I-I’m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I’m moving right back in with you!


You still on that?

Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking) "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"


Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!

(To Ross) I’ll tell you about it later. Be cool.


Yes! Yes, I did.


Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!

Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!

Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?


Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!

Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year!


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown.

What're you doing?

Just waiting for you sweetie.

Are you remaking the bed?


Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?


(To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?


Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?


"I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"

"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"

"Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend! So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"


(Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!


No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!

Hey, come on, it’s not your fault.

Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.

Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… (They all start getting emotional.)


He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

Course there, they just call it food.


Joey? What's going on?


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!


Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--

We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

Yeah. What-what did Tag say?

Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?

I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)


Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.

No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!


(taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

Rachel! I'll just call her back.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?

Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."

Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with adate. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.

joey addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!

Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.


) I was about to do some serious damage!

: Well, this must've brought back some really bad memories for you, Ross.

: Well, Ross was mugged as a kid.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross can’t answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!

Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!

And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!

Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.

We were on a break!


I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered wascoffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and fourplates of curly fries.

She is so hot!


You said you’d marry Joey?


Hey, what have you guys been up to?


Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!

Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!

What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.

Well, just wake him up!

the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!


Hey, isn’t weird to think about how next year at this time they’ll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachel’s! But good to know where you’re at!

I have no idea.

Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff.


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficialinsignificant things?

Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved tothe city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but shehad the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.

joey addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Guess who's back in show business.


Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.

Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.

Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's okay, these things happen.

But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.

I'm, I'm okay. See. (tries to smile, but fails horribly)

Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.

No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I can’t! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that I’d wear them all the time, I just can’t give them away!


All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only    yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape    in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a    american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

Why am I hearing cheering?

Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.

Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.

No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.


Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?


Who are those people?

Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.


(pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know    you said you couldn't. But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a    bump on the head.

I'm sorry. That's the one thing I can't do. I promised I'd be with    Monica.


Oh my God you stole her award!


Okay, I'm gonna go too!

Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.

Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!


(grabbing the picture) Give me that!

All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I'm not!!


How's the maniac?

Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

rachel addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.

You do, huh?

Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone…

What are you talking about?

(thinks) I'm not sure.


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.

(answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?

If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.

Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.


I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Monica? What time is it?

Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.

I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)

getting tired of sneaking around.


Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)

Just get your nails done?


Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

So, what should you have done?


Ross, you remember Susan.

How could I forget?

(they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?

..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-

-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?


Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into…"


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.


Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.


Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler    and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks    the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes    in last, stays!

Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!

(to the dog) What are you barking at?


What? Chandler! Tell 'em!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Well, thank you for lunch.

What? Wait a minute, I didn’t pay, I thought you paid!

So apparently we just don’t pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?

She could be out of town. Maybe she’ll be gone for months.


No one got me an engagement present.

Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)

(To Chandler) This is what happens when you don’t register for gifts!


What about your massage client?


Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]

Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.

I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.

Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.

Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him.


Oh no, no, I’ll be there too.

Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off.

No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?


I said name one!

I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!

Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…

Do you think he’ll ever forgive me?

forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…


(angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!

What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… (Points to Ross and Rachel.)

phoebe addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Joey? What's going on?

I know! It's stuck!!!


(To Chandler) How could you tell her?!


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.

That's not a question.

But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.


Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.

Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.

Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.

Huh, I'm just saying...

Well don't just say.

Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.

Ok. I'll see ya later. Just think about it, ok.


(covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)

(grabbing the picture) Give me that!

All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I'm not!!


Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.

Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! You’re parents like me, right?

(only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!


It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?

Do you want me to be afraid of you?

Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.

Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.

while he was naked?


Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?


(on phone from Vegas) Hey Monica, it's Joey!

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.

Who was that?

It’s just the pizza place.

You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.

I’m sorry honey, I’m just having a, having a rough day.

Oh you really, you really just don’t want to hear about it.

Then why did I ask?

Okay, it’s just—and this is really embarrassing—but  lately with this whole pregnancy thing I’m just finding myself…how do I put this  umm, erotically charged.


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?

I guess I didn’t really think about it.

(finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! You’re an ezel!

gunther was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(to Ross) Don’t try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) I’m your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let’s go.

We’ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me.

Okay, Chandler, you go first.

Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?


(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?

Oh no-no-no, you—yeah, of course you get to be my best man.

(impatiently tapping Chandler on the shoulder) What about me?! You-you just said I could!

joey addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


(sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)

Ooh, Ross, look! Look! (Points behind Ross.)

Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look!

What am I looking at?

(to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!


Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)

(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

Uh why, do you have a lecture?

Then free as a bird. What’s up?

My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.


Well, what’d you do?

I did it anyway.

Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why aren’t you dressed yet?!

I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)

(grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.


Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know,    with the woman coming out of the frame.


Hey Joey, come taste this.

What is it?

Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… (Feeds him a spoonful of what she’s cooking.) I’m getting my revenge!


'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.

Hey, Ross, want some cider?

No. (to Rachel) So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.


I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.

Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.

Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.


So where you gettin' it?


Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

(he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?


[in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?

Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.

I uh, I just got back from uh, from Julie's.

No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.


Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!


(very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)

Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)


(on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!


Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.

Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They  should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they don’t.

while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!

Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the  board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he can’t  straighten his fingers.)

What is the matter with your hand?

Well I’ve been playing it for like eight hours, it’ll loosen  up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they’re dirty  words.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.

No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.

Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.


All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutesleft. Move, move, move!

Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

Joey, speed it up!


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.


(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isn’t it beautiful?

Yeah, yeah, what is it?

It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

W-What was the one right before bananas?

The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y’know, I thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” I mean that’s an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?

(teasingly) And while I’m gone don’t you boys sneak a taste.


Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I’m gay! I’m gay!" Can I bring her in?

Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet.

I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because I’m engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why don’t you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


(announcer voice) All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!

Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?

All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don’t you tell us a little something about you Ross?


My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!


Yeah. What-what should I do?

Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean what’s more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.


Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.


Joey has got a secret peephole!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I  was gonna win, remember?

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!


All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh…tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)

Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole.

I can’t! Y’know? You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.


I licked my arm, what?

It's breast milk.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


You have to!


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 500! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

You mean you didn’t get it from this?

The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!

How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!


And um, what-what is that Ross?

The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

(laughs) What?! Are you crazy?

Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?


Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Joey, do you have a minute?

(To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)

Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.


Don’t take this personally okay? It’s just that I just can’t have sex with a sick person.


Oh my God!

If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.

Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.

You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'

But you're not.

Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


I have no idea.

Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff.

I don’t believe you! That is…brilliant! And Monica has no idea?

phoebe addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?

Borrow money from me?

Okay, first—first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), you’re looking down, keep looking down…

Why is there jelly on your shoe?

I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)


I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.

Maybe we should check the trash chute.

Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

Just, y'know out.


No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.


But equally real!


I’m gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.

No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! We’re not at a barn dance. You’ve gotta—you wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?

Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So how’s the game?

Is your team winning hon?


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)


You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.


Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the  door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?

No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her  some flowers.)

Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you.

And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a  brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and  I was startin’ to feel faint so…


My surprise party!


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.


Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.

Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?

I’ve never been more convinced of your love for her.

I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

Course there, they just call it food.


Ohh! So you're 5639?!

That's it! Thanks Pheebs!

(to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.


You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.

of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!


Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

Well yeah, I think we should get married.

What, because that’s your answer to everything?

No, because that’s the right thing to do.


Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.


That is seven days!


You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!

Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.


Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else.

Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.

phoebe addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


Huh? <i>Days of our Lives</i> picked up my option.

So uh, which one is mine?

Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one.


What's your point?


Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do  you have any moves?


No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?

frank jr did not speak next (ground truth)


Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!

The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


(to Joey) I wasn’t doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)

Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

(grabbing Phoebe) Okay. We’ll be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)

So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?

All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I’m telling you…


(sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

You said it was okay!

You said she was bald!!

Phoebe, we can’t, we just can’t just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!


uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?


Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird.

Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.

See, now it’s weird again.


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.

If you want some privacy you can use my hole.


and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!

Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.

Go on, teach me something about men and women.

Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"

Well that's pathetic!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!

(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!


Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly    safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and    you'll see!

Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and    there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're    gonna return back to earth!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done?

Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that.


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?

No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)

Just one thing umm…


No, we only went out once.

You dated her!

All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!


What thing? What is this thing?

Oh my God!


Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.

Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.

Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.

Huh, I'm just saying...

Well don't just say.


No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!

All right, so are we not having dinner at all?

Come on Phoebe, let’s go! Come on, it’s time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.

monica addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!


She’s leaving for three months.


No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys.


Not it! Damn it!


Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!

Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!


Yeah, I know.


Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindof capade.


Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?

Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. (Gets up.)

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.

What-what are you doing?


(in his British accent) I’m sorry, I’ve got plans with my sister.

(in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?

(normal voice) Oh, you can have an accent and I can’t?! (To an exiting student in accent.) Top ‘O the morning to ya laddies!

Just please stop!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!

Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.


Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.


You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].

Ok. He kept my dollar.


I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.


(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!


Are you serious?

When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.

...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.


So who's gonna tell them?

Not it! Damn it!


What are you talking about?!

(sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.

(reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.

joey addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!

Yes! Yes! You did and you’re still yelling at me!


This is like figure skating team all over again. (Phoebe and Ross glare at him astonished) I mean synchronized swimming. (they continue to glare) I mean- I mean the balance beam. (to Ross) Help me!

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!

Our place, the hall! I...

I got something for her. (Joey picks up the package, shakes it next to his ear, can't hear anything, switches ears, shakes it again.) It's a book!


There's no dog in here.


Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!

to see you feeling like this!

Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.

Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?


Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."

Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.

Okay, Phoebe just-just get-get on the bike and—Hey! I’ll hold you up and-and push you. Okay?

You won’t let go?


I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mushfor thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey withhis like teeny pizza! It's just...

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.


(to Phoebe) So what’s Phoebe like?

I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?

Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.

Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.

Oh well, where is he?!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.

Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] <i>Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's</i>. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .

ross addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


, and you didn't even kiss her.

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.


Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.


(To Chandler) You told her!

Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)


I'm sorry, who's this?

Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!

No, there's no dog here?


When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?


Does it matter?!

Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

Yeah o-okay, but I’m just doing this for you.

So I really never get to win anymore?


In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.

Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?

Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!


Why would I eat my own arm?


I guess that's how.

Hey Monica, how's it going.

Oh it’s umm, good! It's umm, it’s good, just here watering the plants.


So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)

The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.


Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)