How's the maniac?

Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.


Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (He’s holding a script.)

Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)


What did I marry into?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?

Hide the Lamp.


(pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know    you said you couldn't. But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a    bump on the head.

I'm sorry. That's the one thing I can't do. I promised I'd be with    Monica.

(taps chandler on the arm) You can go.

Really? You're gonna be okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine. You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the    art of seduction.


Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!


First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…

Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!

Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.

Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it look like?!

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.

Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.

Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke?

(entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?

Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn’t even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

(to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)

She is so good at throwing drinks in people’s faces, I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen her finish a beverage.


If anything should happen to him…

Joey! The vet said it’s a simple procedure.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey’s standing.)

No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)


Yeah, we'll be okay.

Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)

I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.


Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.


No, we only went out once.

You dated her!

All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!

Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)

(walks up) Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler.

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.

Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.


Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!

Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.

Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!

be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!

I can cook and you can take care of the money.

Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!


Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that’s, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...

You said it was okay!

You said she was bald!!


Any chance you think the couch looks good there?

…so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!

(cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!

I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.


No hey Rach, it’s cool okay? Y’know I’m a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?

Hey Joey, y’know what? You are way to good for her.

No! No. Don’t do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.


Hey! You made it!

Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!


I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.

I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.

joey addressed rachel, not ross (ground truth)


Do you think he’ll ever forgive me?

Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!

You didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?

I’m sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Y’know, you fight, you make up, it’s just the way it works.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)

(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.

Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! (Points to the screen, of course it isn't him.)


How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?

I have no idea. But look how much they spent!


Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.


A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!

Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.

No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!

different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he’s very special to me.

Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!

Well, she graduated from high school!

Okay, whatever. Y’know what? I don’t have time have time to convince you because he’s only here for four hours, and I’m gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)


Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!

Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)


Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-

Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.


Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.

Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)


Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each    other. That's all that matters.

Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling    around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...

Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole    life! (she turns on the video again)

Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how    it ends.

THAT'S NOT ME!

What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride    'em cowgirl!


So how many more do you have tomorrow?

Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’


Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh that is over!


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!

Hey! So, did you quit?

No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well, oh, I’m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I’m a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?

(running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.

ross was addressed by carol and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.

Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever   gonna be okay with this.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.


Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.

lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.


Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)

Just get your nails done?

Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)

Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)


Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.

(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?


(entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.

Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.

Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.

I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.

Because it's too delicious.

Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.

win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Momma’s Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, I’m a horrible, horrible, horrible person.


(laughs) She was working on Valentine’s Day so we’re celebrating it tonight.

Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?


Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.

[holding cream pitcher] Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. [holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid] Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

monica was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

What are you doing?!

Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?


Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.

Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!

It’s no surprise that your winning, ‘cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.

You’re so pathetic! Why can’t you just accept it, we’re winning because I’m better than you.


Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?


Joey, that is not gonna work.

No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.

(in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)

No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!

There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!


Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?


Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?


more important than three stupid divorces!


Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!

Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even    want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a    piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!


I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!

No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money    we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.


No. And I don’t think I’m gonna want to.

I can’t do this.

Well, oh, Mark, I’m doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I’m just doing it to get back at Ross. I’m sorry, it’s not very fair to you.

Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!

Oh God. I’m sorry about this.


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.


Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I’m gonna be saying…(He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)

Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)

(on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?

(on tape) Oh, thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?


What if they get mixed up?

Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.

Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do   anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..

Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!

It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're   not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.

Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six   years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?

That's what I hear, yeah.


Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!


Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.

Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...


You’re so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. That-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)


marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.

good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!

You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.

Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.

What are you doing?


It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww, disgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom.

Foot rubs for a month!


Why am I not surprised?


So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!


So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to    him!

Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?

I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright,    moving on...

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, I’m next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Don’t!  Don’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe!

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.


No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?

Yes, I do.

Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!

Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.


He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.

Monica, you don't know that.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.

All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.


Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.


That's a good point.

Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.


Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.

That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together…(quietly) having sex.

Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.

broke with Tag a week ago.


No, you sh—No you said you made that up!!


Course there, they just call it food.


No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to    be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!

Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.

That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.

Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant.    If you go to the game, we won't have a night together for another week.


have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What about your massage client?


Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?


(To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?

Uhh, the ball thing.

Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!

it would! Let's do it!

I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!

Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!

I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?


No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


He took my essence!

Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

You want me to call her right now?


(excited) I can do that!

Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe this!

(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!


Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.

How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?


Well, you tell a lot of jokes!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.

She wants to meet you in person.

Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.

What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Okay, I'll do it!


Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.

You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!


Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!

Oh, you came on to Ross!


If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.

Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!

I don’t know, y’know? I feel a little umm… No, y’know what? Nevermind, I’m gonna be fine.


(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.

You wanna fool around with Joey?

Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!

Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?

Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.

Who, who are they?


Ohh! So you're 5639?!

That's it! Thanks Pheebs!


Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.

Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.


Oh! Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?

What? I…I just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.

And that makes you angry because…

Because you would rather live here with Joey.

Where did you get that?


That's, that's nice twice!

Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.

No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!

Are you saying I smell bad?

No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)

What's with him?


bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.

Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?


Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!

It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!

are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.

Yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted.


The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!


Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.

Tell me more.

Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.


Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

Yeah, he likes porn.

I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!

rachel addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Ok, Ross, whats going on here, are we just bringing strange  women back to the apartment now?

I dont know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?


(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight.

Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through.

So what do you want me to do?

Well, just shimmy down me and drop!


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)

Hey man, how did the audition go?

Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)

joey addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!

That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this? (He shows her what he’s been drawing.)

Oh my God! Joey!

Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.


(on phone) Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to call you back, I’ve got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?

I’m sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.

Ross you’re not listening to me, I don’t have time to stop.

What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!

Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.

Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later. (storms out)

Yeah, but wait...


Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


You do realise  that's your brother?


I… I don’t know what you are talking about.

Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!

I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!

I want to do it again.

do it again.

Fine! Do you want something to drink?

Sure, what do you got?


Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it.

Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?


What do ya say? What do ya say?


Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.

I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?

Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.


(taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.


Why am I not surprised?

Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!


Well, well I can up with it!

!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.


And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the   day I met her.


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!

I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?


Phoebe, it's not about quantity.

Well...it's not about quality.

Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.

Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.


was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.

Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?

No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

phoebe addressed rachel, not ross (ground truth)


All right then. (Gets up, in an announcer’s voice) Rachel Green! Let’s play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?


Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want tobelieve you.


It’s not in the apartment? (Monica gives a ‘Come on’ look) Oh no. I can’t believe this is happening again.

What are you talking about?

I’m sorry, I-I-I-I don’t live here anymore. I-I didn’t know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!

That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.

Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?

OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

Well, didn't you?


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.

Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

But, won’t she notice I have makeup on?


Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers—Think of the money we’ll save!! (Monica just looks at him.) We’re not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?

We’re going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It’s time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.

Y’know we already went over this and I won!

No you didn’t. Oh and honey just so you know, now that you’re marrying me, you don’t get to win anymore.

Look forget it okay? I don’t want to go. I don’t want to see him. I don’t wanna.


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!

Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!

I don't have a fax machine.

gonna be a few surprises!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?

Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.


Well, why don’t you correct him?

Oh it’s been going on way to long now. Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now it’s five years later, the donut’s gone and I’m still Toby.


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)


You two will have very hairy children.


Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Can I check out what she did to my room?

Yeah, but, hey look, don’t go through her stuff. She gets really mad.(Chandler gives him a look and walks to the door of his old room.)

(The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th… it’s like a guy never lived in here. Look, you’ve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) It’s spreading already.

(Picking up a pillow.) Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?

(Pointing to the table and picking up the box.) Is that your tiny little box, that’s too small to put anything in?

No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, you’re going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.

(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.


Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?


Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.

Yeah that’s what she said.


Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that’s okay.

Oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good, I’m supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry.


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?

No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.

Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-


And they knew about it?

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!


Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna    be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!


Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.


He's a brilliant diagnostician!

Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?

Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate   doctor.

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.

I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!


You have to!


Let me see that.

This one right here. (Ross whines.)

It’s possible, they have really sharp edges.


everywhere she goes.

Ross, she’s 25 years old.


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?

What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.


All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?

All right! Let's go! (Runs to the door.) Let's go Team Monica! (The guys all stop and stare at her) All right, we can work out the name later.

Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!


(entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! You’ll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and…

(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?

Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.


(to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!

All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don’t know, we were, we were making out.

Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.

(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

Ah actually, that is mine.

Oh yeah, what are you reading?


We're not—we're not saying anything.


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)

Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!

monica addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Okay. That was her right?

See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now.

I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.

(on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....

(on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.


Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)

(taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!

Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies


Have you guys picked a date yet?


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.


Your make-up!

(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.

rachel addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


And the big one’s for me!


Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas  and offices with fewer than fifteen people.

No! I just happened tdo a lot trivias about smoking in  different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called  Leyhallalookoos.


Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.

So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.


Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

let them win!

Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!


Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Joey has got a secret peephole!

What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I'm not!!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!

Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)


That's, that's nice twice!

Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?

Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?

All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!

Hey! So, did you quit?

No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.

Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.


You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.

Chandler, you have an assistant right?

(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!


You have to!

No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

Yeah, I know.

What? What do you mean you know?


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.

Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…

Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!


All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you!

Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?


Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to    go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in    a half hour.

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?


Ahh, the babies miss me?

What? You ordered pizza without me?!

Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?

Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.

Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.

No sweetie, you’ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You’ve got to kiss some serious robot ass!

That’s not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I’m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. (Starts to leave, but stops and turns to Phoebe.) Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs. (Exits.)


Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating.

Even with me?

I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.

Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you don’t have to worry. No, besides y’know what? I’m gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid…

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!

Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!

rachel addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)

Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.

No just, nobody press on my stomach.


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.

Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.

It’s a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!

Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done.


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.


Are you sure?

Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!


So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.

Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.

What?! What is with everybody? It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!

Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they’re all gonna’ make fun of her, do you want that?


I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.

I'm done now.


Yeah. What are we getting?


(entering) Joey, do you have a minute?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I wasn't. Let's get going!

Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?

phoebe addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.

What are you saying?

Joey said that you're in here with another man.


Joey, you are not! You’re 31.

Psss, that is whack!


Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

No, 10 is the highest.


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.


All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.

Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.

Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’


Joey that is so sweet.

Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!

Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.

No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!


It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!


(excited) I can do that!

Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)

Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.


What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.

Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!

Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?


All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh…tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)


Well, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.

(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

monica addressed pete, not rachel (ground truth)


In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)

(half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.

Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)


That is the most ridiculous...


How do Monica and Phoebe know?

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"

And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Umm, Joey, I know.

What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of  these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I  don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!


that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!


Hey, isn’t weird to think about how next year at this time they’ll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachel’s! But good to know where you’re at!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?

(quietly) Bye, fat ass.

ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!

I don't know! I don't remember!

Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?


Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.

But Mon, you have to get our money!


What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!


But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud.


(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!

Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?


Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)


Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.

(On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.

Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.


I spelled out boobies.

(comes up and starts looking through Ross’s cookie supply) Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!


What dog? There-there's no dog here.


(standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.

Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!

So, you look great.

No you do. You... just...

You’ve got panties stuck to your leg.

(removes them) That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity.

It’s good to see you.


(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.

You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)


Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.

Oh, that poor bastard.

See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, like you don’t already have everything.

Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.

All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!

Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, speed it up!

I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!


All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the big deal? Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.


Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.

Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!

Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)


You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight.

That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (There’s no response from Chandler.) Okay.


Where are you going?


Oh that’s right, that’s what I’d sound like if I exploded.

Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)

Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.


This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)


) How do you know a mugger?

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…

: Well, ok, I wasn't rich like you guys, ok, I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony… I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer…


Well, I-I—there was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?


Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

Joey, speed it up!

Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?

Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.

Phoebe, stop writing about us!

I’m not writing about you! I’m writing about other people.


Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!


Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.


I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.


So where you gettin' it?


Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.

My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place.


I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.

Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.


Give it to me!

I'll go in there.

Phoebe come here


Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.

Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps.

What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything,which, by the way, I also think is very cool.

It doesn't go with any of my stuff.

Well, what about my stuff?

You don't have any stuff.

You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?

No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.


She's a waitress.

All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)

Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


(to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you  two?

Oh yeah, thats what she says. But maybe youre not  ovulating at all, maybe its just a clever ruse to get me into bed.

(to Joey) You not gonna believe this She lied! She tricked  me into having sex with her.


Because I knew you were lying!


Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

let them win!

Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Nice, nice. Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.

Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?


(sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!

(grabbing the picture) Give me that!


Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.

Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.

That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!


Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out


Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!


are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!

Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her.)

Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?

The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!


(following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.

But I already gave them back to you!


She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)


(taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.


Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...

Ok, you got it!

(after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.


Ow! (Chandler slaps her on her back) Oh, that sounds nice! I am just    there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!


Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)

Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.


[her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?

Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?

Monica your remote doesn't work.

Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.


Seriously, where did you get the hat?

Ross gave it to me.

Yeah, I think she looks good.

Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.


Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.


I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.

What? So you never went out with an actress before?

Kate, do you even like me?

kate was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!


(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.


You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!

Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.

Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?

Yeah. Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey. Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname.


Well, I'm very impressed.

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into    woodland creatures.

I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.


Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.


Have you guys picked a date yet?

Oh no, not yet.

cannot believe you’re engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.


Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.

Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence…

chandler addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


make a good point.

Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.

Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.

And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficialinsignificant things?


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?


The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!

Well for the regular guy, it’s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!

I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can’t find him anywhere!


Pheebs, how’s it going?

(rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?

Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)


I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)


...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!

Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!

I would never do that!

Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.

Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.


So who's gonna tell them?

Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

Aah! Why? What are these for?


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!

She even reads for pleasure!

How do you even know a woman like that?

What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That’s great!

Y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!

Hi Dr. Long, how are you?

(to Rachel) Oh, you’re nice to her.

She has the drugs!


Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

No, 10 is the highest.

Because it’s the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel you’re up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1 You’re with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?

Why don’t you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America.

Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they’re probably not even listening!

Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?


Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?

You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths ‘Don’t worry, I’ll be here the whole time.’ to Ross.) Yes! That’d be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths ‘Yeah!’ and holds up her thumb.)

Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) We’re gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Ben’s head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)


(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two    words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so,    I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried    chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica    laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!

Hey, I thought that guy was married.

He is! But he’s getting divorced—Ross! Maybe you know him.


He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.

Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.

Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'

Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!


Phoebe, what are you doing?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


And they knew about it?

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!

Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!


Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?

I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?

No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction) No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?

How would I know? I-I wasn't here.

Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)


Everyone at our school heard it!

Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!

Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldn’t go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)

rachel addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Here's your scone.

Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!


You don’t need to fill these silences.


Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.

No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks.


Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?

Of course I did.

Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?


(steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Let’s go! Right now!

All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! (To Chandler and Monica) You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine! (They start to leave.)

(To Monica) Y’know I think you can take her.

All right, uh, we’ve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you can’t treat them that way.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


What...that scene I saw was so good!

Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...


Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!

(To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!

Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!

What about the closeness?

Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!


Ah, we’re out. I sold them all.

Monica, I’m cutting you off.

No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it’s no big deal, all right, I’m-I’m cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!


It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.


Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!


I don’t know what I’m going to do. That date starts in like an hour.

Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright.

Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.

Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

But, won’t she notice I have makeup on?

Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.

All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.


Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.

I’ll get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my—(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.

Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw…

(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?

See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.

No it’s not! No! No! Now it’s about you and Ross getting back together!

See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!


So what?! That doesn’t give you the right to ditch me!

Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!

Phoebe he’s right, that is the rule.

I don’t accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better! Y’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!


Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.


A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!

(sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.

Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel? (She glares at him.)


Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

All right that’s it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.

I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.

Because it's too delicious.


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.

Yes! There's still pie.

I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

ross addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.

Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.


Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)

Joey, you know you don’t actually have one.

Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?


Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.

I'll take it all.

Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?

her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.


Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?

What are you guys doing out here?


Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!

Oh, I’m just over here with Ben. I thought we’d say hi.


All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in.

Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?


Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around) Don't do the dance.

Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.

I don't think so.

Okay, now we just need something borrowed!

No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!

Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it… (notices the look on Monica and Phoebe’s faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it… (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials…

chandler addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I guess that's how.

Hey Monica, how's it going.

Oh it’s umm, good! It's umm, it’s good, just here watering the plants.

Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.


Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


We got locked out of the apartment, we

Thats a great storycan I eat it?

And then Rachel wasnt sure she could leave the baby.

N-it wasnt easy, but its your birthday and I did what I got  to do.

Oh honey, this is for the best, thus Im not distracted,  worrying about Emma, how shes doing at home and Im being completely here with  you and, oh, she spit up!

She spit up. Judy! She spiJudy! Look alive, Judy! (they sit  down) Thank you.

Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave?  What should I have?


(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isn’t it beautiful?

Yeah, yeah, what is it?

It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)


Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!

Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?

You! It’s not like it’s a big deal! You-you don’t still do it or anything!

Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?


(entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.


Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?


Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.


Joey, we're not keeping this!

But it's an original Buffay...

Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't    mind that she's haunted.


(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?

Well, you should’ve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he’s like Joe Rugby.


No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.


I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.

All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'llbuy you breakfast, let's go.

What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumpedher because she pronounced it "supposably"?

Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

How do you know that? How?

I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.

You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna endup alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over forholidays?


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!


Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!

name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave   at Omaha Beach.

Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my    black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin.    With Janice's phone number on it.


Okay, she can’t go.

Ross, you can’t tell her not to go. You just started dating.

Then what am I supposed to do?


Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!

Hey, you guys!

. If that’s what you really want.


No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.


Oh this, well I’m glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…


She is so amazing! You have no idea.


I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!

(taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel’s not in the same place you are.

am not in that place!

Okay, I didn’t understand that, but y’know, maybe that’s ‘cause you were speaking the secret language of love!


Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty.

Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!

Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.


What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!


What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.

Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.

I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)

Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.


What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!

Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?

I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.


So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]

These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.

No-no, I mean what, what's this about your new place?

I'm movin' out like we talked about.

Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.


(stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?

to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. It’s a very big deal, there’s a lot of people there I have to meet.

And I’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. Hi! I’m Rachel Green. It’s nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!

Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then.

But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.

Look, either help me or go.

(with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?

(He checks his watch) Sure. I’ll help you.


Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.

Go on, teach me something about men and women.

Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"


Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well, what did the police say?


(smiling at Monica) Right. (to Rachel) So how're you doing?


Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?

Like only if the queen comes?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.


Pheebs, how’s it going?


Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris…Holy cow, that’s a big word. Trisc… Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!

(taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel’s not in the same place you are.


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)


In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)

(half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.

Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)

having sex again.


Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.


(on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.


Whats the matter with me? Why Im such a girl?


Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it.    That is     the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.


C'mon! This looks good!


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.

Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


You two will have very hairy children.


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]

Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McLane had plans!


Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do   anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..


Because! You’re mean on the boat!

What? I was just trying to teach you.

Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!

Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn’t move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.

Chandler, you have an assistant right?

(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!

No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.

All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s.

Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I’m trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?

Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?

No, but ah, there’s coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, I’ll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I don’t think you do.


This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?

A little tall.

Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)

It’s just so glamorous.


Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?


Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...


Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.


Whats the matter with me? Why Im such a girl?


Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.

No, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because--

What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No,what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…

Joey, why is your cable out?

I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven’t really paid the bill


It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!

What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!

Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!

What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.

Well, just wake him up!

the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!


Jeez, what a baby.

Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.

You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.


(in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?

you would break up with her!

I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well!

And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!


You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What? What!?! You kissed him?


Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.

So. You two are totally into each other.

Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.

OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?

Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.

Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?

Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.


Joey, what are you doing?

Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman…

Oh Joey this is crazy!

Don’t interrupt me when I’m talkin’ to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man…

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.

Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)

Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.


Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?

So this is what a stroke feels like.

I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility    now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're    a mother.

Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed    them.


Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

What're you talking about, everybody loves Joseph.

I don't, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he's a brown-nosing suck up.


Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)

Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.


(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!