Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!

Have you even had a girl up here?


I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Sophisticated like a hooker?

I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.

Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.

Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

phoebe addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


A face ass?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?

It’s been six months! I’m always hot!

Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.


(entering) Hey, you guys!

Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?

Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?

Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!


Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.


I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!

So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?

Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.

You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny...

Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!

Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.


Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.


Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?


Hey now you have two. [Chandler looks annoyed] Oh, now you have two.

What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.


Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-

Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.

Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.

What? It's, it's just a phase.


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.

Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!

It’s no surprise that your winning, ‘cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.


(in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah.

....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.

My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.

I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?


Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

(to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)

ross addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


Let me see!


Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?

I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania    Twain.

(after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!

Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)

Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.


Hey, what have you guys been up to?

Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.

ross addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.

Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!

Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other people…

(interrupting her) Oh give it a rest!


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!

They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!

Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?

I don’t know! I guess I just can’t believe any of this is happening.


Honey I swear it we just kissed.


(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?


Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

That’s what I do now.


(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.

You wanna fool around with Joey?

Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!


Come on Joey!!!

Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!

Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No, you sh—No you said you made that up!!

I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?

Eh, they’re both good. I generally just go with, Monica’s drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)

chandler addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Okay, let's go!

Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.

Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.


Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

(as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

(Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I couldn't do that.

(as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.

Then, uh, then I'm sorry.


Here's your scone.

Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"

Umm uh, I’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.

I’d love that. I would loooove… (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...

I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?


So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?

Ick, you were eavesdropping.


Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!

Yeah-yeah, y’know what? Yeah, that’s it-that’s it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That’s-that’s what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I’m talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn’t match! Where is it gonna go?!

In the game room!

my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!

All right! That’s fine! That’s fine! I won’t bring over the chairs! I won’t bring anything over! I wouldn’t want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma’s place!! (Storms out.)


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.


Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?

No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.

I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?


Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

, ok? It's about... it's    about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.

I don't care about any of that!!

Well, do you care about friendship?


So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)


Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!

Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?

Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.


(to Joey) I wasn’t doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?

Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!

Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.

God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, ‘Oh, I’m so talented.’ and ‘Oh, I’m so pretty,’ and ‘Ooh, I smell so good.’

I think somebody has a crush on somebody.


So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?

I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean—(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)—Or he does.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay! All right! How was she?


Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.

When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!

Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.


And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?


Because of the weekend, we had a fight.


(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?


Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?


Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?

I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.

Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!

(grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.


Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.

Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? (looks at laptop screen)You're having a memorial service for yourself!?

No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!

Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !

oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...


(entering) Oh good, you're all up.

Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!

Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?

phoebe addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!


, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.

I just want you to say it once in a while.


Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?

What? You mean behind my back?


(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.

position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!

Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!

(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?


I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!

I want to do it again.


Yeah! What have you got to lose? Y’know you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.

Okay, so you will meet our guys?

Okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? It’s completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.

Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.

(To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?


(to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you  two?

Oh yeah, thats what she says. But maybe youre not  ovulating at all, maybe its just a clever ruse to get me into bed.


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, what is it?

All right, you know Paolo?

Well, he made a move on me.


Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!

Phoebe, y’know why don’t we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?


Well, what did the police say?

My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!

Ross, it's just a sandwich!

the only good thing going on in my life!


Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that!

Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?


Oh, why? What's up?


All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!

Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!

Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.


Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!

Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?

And I love the milk! But, I’m not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


(laughs) She was working on Valentine’s Day so we’re celebrating it tonight.


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.

okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!


(entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!

This is Patrick. (Points to him.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.

Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.

Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’


We were on a break!

on your answering machine!

Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.

What I said was, was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!


Hey, you're not Kip!


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.


You do realise  that's your brother?

Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler   makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall.   Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey   and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people  leaving with the   same person we came with.

That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving   with Weird Al.

Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning,   before we leave, I'm going to the salon.


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.


No, you don’t have to, and you can’t because I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

rachel addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!


Phoebe why don’t you just call her? You obviously want to.

You think you know me so well.

Okay, well I do know you.

That’s what I said.


Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!

Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)


Alright. Just keep him away from me.

Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.


Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?

(jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!

chandler addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!


Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).


(to Joey) Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if    you didn't go after her.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What makes it pilgrim?

We'll put buckles on it.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!


Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!

What?! It is?! (He tries to quickly remove his gloves, but runs into trouble and finally throws them off of his hands like a hockey player in a fight and grabs Rachel’s belly.)


(to Monica) We have to get out of here, baby!


No, okay, you’re right. You’re easy-going. You’re just not as easy-going as Rachel. She’s just more flexible and-and mellow. That’s all.


Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.

Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?

That’s right, all the ladies want to stay at Joey’s.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird.

Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.


Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.

And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!


Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.

Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?

[to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


(embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didn’t even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right you’re off my list.

(to Monica) Y’know, suddenly I find you very attractive.


(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, how could you let this happen?

I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...

You don't think my mom's sexy?

Well... not in the same way...


Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.

Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.

Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.


Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?


The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!

Well for the regular guy, it’s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!

I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can’t find him anywhere!

What are you gonna do?

Well, I’m never gonna listen to you again, that’s for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Y’know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"


Wow! Wow! And it’s definitely all gone? There’s nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!

Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?

Yeah, I can see where I’d be your best shot but, no. I’m sorry, but I think it’s twisted.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


What was the dream about?

were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.

Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesn’t mean that-that you're in love with me!

That kinda sounds like your dream dude.


Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.

And thank you, for that.

But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.

What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.

nine years later you had me!


got it. There’s gonna be rumours about this, there’s no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.

They’re not even touching the lasagna!


Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.

I'm gonna do it.

All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.

monica addressed rachel, not ross (ground truth)


The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!

How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!

I messed up. Okay? I’m sorry, I really messed up.

Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!

Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?


Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.

What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.

Wow! Oh well, I will be there!

Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.


It’s my new apothecary table!

Ross! Phoebe’s gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!

Why did you do that?

I know! I know, she says it’s all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. (Ross looks at his table.) So come on, she’s gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?


Oh well, I guess Italian isn’t one of the four languages you speak.

Okay. See you guys later.

(whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want tobelieve you.

Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.

rachel addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


No, I’m-I’m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."


No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the   Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you   don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.

What do you mean?

Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do   anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..


How come you didn't come over earlier?


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.

I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.

Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?

You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can’t leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.

Give me the bag.

No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry!

You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me.


Do you think I'm someone else?

Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?

Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!

Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.


Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!

Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?


Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.

That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know… (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)


Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)

(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

Uh why, do you have a lecture?


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!


Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.

But only if it’s a girl.


All right. Uhh, international.

Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!

Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.

(looks) Oh yeah! You're—hey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)


Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)

Joey, you know you don’t actually have one.

Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her! (Storms out.)


military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.

Before or after you were shot by your own troops?

I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)

No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

Uh, here. What time?


Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.

I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.

Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.

Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?


The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.

Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?

No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.

That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)

Okay, let's go!


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)

Hey man, how did the audition go?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot   to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

What happened to 'you can't live without me four   days a week'?


Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...


And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.

Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.

Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.

I’m gonna marry someone good y’know.


Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.


Look at that! Look at that! They’re going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?

Me neither! We have to get in! (She runs through the door with Chandler in tow.)

Just act like you belong.

Oh my God! Oranges!

Shh! (To the guy behind the counter) Nice to see you again. (They tries to walk past him.)


Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey.

Are you sure?

Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you.

Oh me too.

I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?


Hey! Ready to go?


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.

Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!

Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.

Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.

So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.


Ahh, the babies miss me?

What? You ordered pizza without me?!

Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special.

Wait, well, where did you get it from?!


OK honey, you're dating Ross.

Russ is Ross. Russ... Ross!

[to Russ] For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!

Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.

But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?

Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?


Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and I’m not him.

I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.

No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!

Are you saying I smell bad?

No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)

What's with him?


a decent place to…

does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.

Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?

The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.

Stevie the TV?

(glaring at her) Is there a problem?

No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]

Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.

Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


We have a half hour.

Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.

Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.

'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.

Hey, Ross, want some cider?

No. (to Rachel) So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.


Look I want you, now.

That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.


So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?

Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.


No, just give me another minute.

Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.


Hi, I’m Chandler. Your live-in boy

Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)


I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.

So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.


No way! It’s mine!!


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.

Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE    TIME!

Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.


Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.

Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.

That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!


[her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?

richard was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


make a good point.

Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to    go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in    a half hour.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!

(looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry?

My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.


Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy  restaurant. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun!  I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not  fun.

Why don’t I take you out?

What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.

Yes I do! And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time,  and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching  out…


(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown.

What're you doing?

Just waiting for you sweetie.

Are you remaking the bed?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.

Then, you're redoing it because...


From a bullet!

I know it doesn't make much sense…


(goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, wake up. Monica.

monica was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


Because of the weekend, we had a fight.

Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yes it's true.

Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?


Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

If I help, we can find ‘em faster!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Give it to me!


Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

(pointing) It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!


Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging the  game before—(Sees the top ten list)—Oh my God! Your friends have some  unfortunate initials!

Oh my God Phoebe, you’re on fire!

I can’t!! I can’t!! (She dies.) Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a  bitch!!!!!


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)


You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)

Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.

Oh, you had that?

I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.

Oh, just as well, I broke this one.


start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesn’t find it.)


Wow! I can’t believe you lied to me.

Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)

phoebe addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!

Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?


How do Monica and Phoebe know?

They’re not even touching the lasagna!


Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.


Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!

(standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!


Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.


Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!


Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.

So. You two are totally into each other.

Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.

OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?

Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.


Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?

Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!


Are you sure?

Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!

Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you’ve been Bamboozled!


When they see this you'll be 52!

And starting to think about settling down!

Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents    on?

rachel addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Have you guys picked a date yet?


Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?

Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one regular celery.


first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)

I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.


Phoebe, what are you doing?

Maybe nobody's tried this.

I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.

Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.

Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!


Oh my God! How long has she been crying?

About a week and a half.

Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)

phoebe addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Joey was in a porno movie.

Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.


and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!

Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.


Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.

Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?

(saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?


Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?

No-no-no-no-no! It’s a surprise, but it’s gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while.

Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, she’s not lookin’ for a serious relationship.

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

Ah actually, that is mine.

Oh yeah, what are you reading?

Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?

Have I read it? (pause) No, are you enjoying it?


(taps chandler on the arm) You can go.

Really? You're gonna be okay?


Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.


(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.


No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I…I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.

Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.

You talked to her?

No, she left a message. (He starts for the machine.) (Stopping him.) But it-it kinda got erased. There's just (Pause) something wrong with your machine.

Well, okay, what-what did she say?


Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?

Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?

my face cream?

Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.


Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

Oh come on Ross!! (She tries to switch places with him and goes under his leg.)

No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, I’m sure we won’t get arrested for this.

(sexily) Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?

Oh my God.


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

Yeah, I know.

What? What do you mean you know?

Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and   the economy is bad.


No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?

Yes, I do.


Yeah, it is.


He just said, "No strippers."

Oh, I chose not to hear that.

Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?


All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?

All right! Let's go! (Runs to the door.) Let's go Team Monica! (The guys all stop and stare at her) All right, we can work out the name later.

Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!

It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.


So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?

Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.

Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?

Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?

Don't you have a laundry room in your building?


How's the maniac?


Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same.

(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.


Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!

How hot do I look in this, huh?!


Chandler, I said I was sorry.

this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.


And thank you, for that.


What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can’t have children!!

Seriously, where did you get the hat?

Ross gave it to me.

Yeah, I think she looks good.

Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.


[enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.


Ow, that had to hurt!


Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

Ah actually, that is mine.

Oh yeah, what are you reading?

Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?


Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.

Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence…

No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.

Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

I didn’t! Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)


So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

What? What's on your shoulder?


Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.


She's a waitress.


Neat. I'm gonna die alone.

Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.

Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.


Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What are these, like famous chickens?

Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late.How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?

Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey,Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww, disgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom.


The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around.


Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

Why, what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?

Nothing. It’s just old and dingy, that’s all.

I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)

Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.


Because I promised Mindy I would.

Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she retreats to safety between Richard's legs)

Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.


[sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?


He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!

Does it matter?!


Alright. Just keep him away from me.

Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.

Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?

Rome. Jerk missed his flight.

No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?


...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

Awww! Mel Torme died.

Joey, that paper’s like a year old!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?

Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.

Phoebe, stop writing about us!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I’m right here.

Yeah, Chandler why don’t you take a walk? This doesn’t concern you.

Oh well, that makes it not terrible.

No, yeah, we never find them! She’s always best at us that wily minx.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Me too, we should get goin'.

No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.


Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull  yourself together, okay?


Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?

Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.

Monica, what are you talking about?

My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.

Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"

Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?

Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?

Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom!

Well it hit me anyway! And it would’ve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.

All right, y’know what? I-I’m sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’s that I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!


That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?

(entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!

Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)

(inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.

Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't…


(writing) Monica, there are no words… (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!

All right, uh… (To Ross) Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?


Wait a minute, look.

It's an empty apartment.


The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?

No. No, I haven’t seen him.

He’s getting married tomorrow right?


All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we’re down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.

No! Come on! Don’t make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.

Honey, there’s a reason.


All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?

Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?

at you, not because I stopped loving you!

You still love me?


All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.

Real magic does exist.

Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?

I can’t tell you that, no.

He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.

I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.


Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!

(Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.

Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?

Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

Awww! Mel Torme died.


Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.


(She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?


I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.

Oh, let's not tell this story.

Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?


Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?

Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.


You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Wha-What did he say that was so funny?

I have absolutely no idea.

(to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)

(gasps) Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. (They both look at her.) Like for clubbing.


Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!


more important than three stupid divorces!


He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.


Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.

Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!


What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.

She wants to meet you in person.


And yet, here we are doing it again.

Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!

Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!

All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!


Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?

I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.


Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.

This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.


If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would    have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)

Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it! (Monica    wipes away tears)

Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say    it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy!    (Chandler turns to Joey)


Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?

What does a Wicked Wango card do?

I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

Higher or lower than what?

This is embarrassing. (Looks it up.)

(To Ross) Can you believe how lame this is?


Jeez, what a baby.


Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.


All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.


Hi, I’m Chandler. Your live-in boy


I’m not feeling it.

I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…

No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?

It’s been six months! I’m always hot!

Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.

All right now… All right, you’re all set up. You’re good to go. Just hit record. All right?


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.

Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there’s the added mystery of who gets who.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?

Hell no, we'll pay!

OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!

Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!

Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time! They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.


No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)

Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!

Right-right up here. (Starts looking at them through a piece of pipe.)

(noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?


If you want, I'll do it.

I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip. (Rachel looks at her) But I won't.

God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.

Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage    chains.

(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift    certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Wow, hello! You look great!

Thank you! I know, though.

You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.

Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…


Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?

Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!


Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.

Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)


So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.

Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?


I think they're very nice.


No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.

No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.


If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.

Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!

I don’t know, y’know? I feel a little umm… No, y’know what? Nevermind, I’m gonna be fine.

Oh, don’t worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.

Well thank you, you too.


(To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?


Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.


Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.

ross was addressed by carol and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.


It's a…tarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?


No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're   strongest when.. when you're together.

Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks   on table>  she'd have to give her up.


Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.

[looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...

Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.


Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.

What the hell is this? (holding up the check)

Hang on a second. (to the employees) I’ll-I’ll talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) I’m sorry what?

Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?

Well, y’know, I never know how much to tip.


Why aren't you guys at the movie?

Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.


Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.


I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!

(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!

joey addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)

Well, it’s getting late.

Yeah, it’s a very large plane.


Thanks. But maybe later.

Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?

(to Joey) You want anything?


Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're       making it so easy on me and Emma.

Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want,       and when does she stop crying all night?

Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's       in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep,       so...


(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.

You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)


Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks   on table>  she'd have to give her up.


Female body inspector? What size is that?


Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?

What does a Wicked Wango card do?


(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)

Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!

He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!


I don’t know. A month?

Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

Sometimes we were.

Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?


Ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Emma’s cake. It’s    in a box in the fridge.

Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say    for bachelorette parties?


Hi, I’m Chandler. Your live-in boy

Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)

Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)


Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?

Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.


can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!


Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.


Okay, so it’s probably just the Ross thing then.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


want to see you again!

(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)

Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God!


Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!

I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.

Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?

Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.


packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!

(grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?

I have plans.

All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!

Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!


Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?

No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing,    okay? And     you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.

(looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've    always been     jealous of my hair.

Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your    silly     fears.

Alright fine. I'll do it.


more important than three stupid divorces!

Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?

Y’know that’s really fair. Y’know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I’ll show you! Come here.

And if you wait right here, I’ll go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


This is Patrick. (Points to him.)

Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, you’re too late okay? Because she’s already with our guy.

(looks) Oh my God, you’re right! I am too late; they’re sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go over to the couch.) Rachel?

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.


Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!

talking about Chuckles University?!

Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?

Please don’t say naked chicks.

I-I-I don’t even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Y’know what? I’m just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.


Wait a minute, look.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Uh-huh, let's go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.


Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.


Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?

What you don’t think I’d go up to her?


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.


Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.

That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.

chandler addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.

You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.

Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!


Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…

Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"


Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it.    That is     the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.

No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault    and kind     of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing.    Nice.

Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?

No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing,    okay? And     you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.

(looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've    always been     jealous of my hair.

Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your    silly     fears.

Alright fine. I'll do it.

If you hold a spider.


(catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!

(jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!


No, no, no, you say that proudly.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.


Ross, are you okay?

I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.


See? Now, that’s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.

Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!

Oh, I’m just over here with Ben. I thought we’d say hi.

Oh, put him on!

Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesn’t feel like talking right now. He’s smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.


(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

Awww! Mel Torme died.

Joey, that paper’s like a year old!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, what is the matter with you?

Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.


So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves?

Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips  look irresistible.

How do you do that?

Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm.


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.


This is so cool!


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?


Yeah that dog left!

(walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!


All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.

for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.


Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.


Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.

Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.

monica addressed pete, not rachel (ground truth)


The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?

Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said…


Wow, what-what do you think she wants?

Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!

Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!

Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)

Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna    be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!


Who? Two divorces and Joey?!

She's right y'know.


Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.


Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how’s it going with her?

Well, actually it’s been great. She’s 20 so she’s not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.


Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. (Joey grimaces)

Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!

(in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)


Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?


Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!


I like them a lot.


Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.


Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


is a cartoon!

(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


I licked my arm, what?


Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.

Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.

Monica, you don’t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!

tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!

Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?

Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)

(reading the note) "Pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?

Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out.


We’ll try to keep it down.


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.


ride more fun?!"

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)

monica addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.


Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

monica was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.


Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah. What are we getting?

(to Chandler) Anything but stew.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’


I mean you definitely should do that.


How do you feel about all this?


Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?

Well, who's gonna kiss my sister.


Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.

That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes    back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)

(looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's...    weird...

That's like a woman wanting to be a...

...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?


Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.


Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!

Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?

Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.

Okay, go left. Left! Left! (The bottom of the couch is hitting the railing.)


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

Uh, here. What time?


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...


A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.

Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.

Yeah, we both can. And we both will.

Oh, you didn’t have to come in with me.

for me. I’m-I’m gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!

Well, like father, like son.


(to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.

Well, well Ross didn’t care enough to be here, so I think he’s out. You snooze you lose.


Seriously, where did you get the hat?


Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.

Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)

They really were pretty, weren’t they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)

Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.


A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!


Female body inspector? What size is that?

Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?

phoebe addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.

Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!

Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!

Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.

No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)


All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.

Yeah, what is it?

Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!


How is that important?

Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?


We have a half hour.

Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.

Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.


Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do  you have any moves?

No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.)  I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that.

I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.

Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine  sent to my table from a fan.

Oh my God. And that works?!

Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I  just want to have a normal life!"

Oh, you poor little famous man.

Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night  to kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."

Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in!

Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they’re gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders.


Well, why don’t you correct him?

Oh it’s been going on way to long now. Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now it’s five years later, the donut’s gone and I’m still Toby.

Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!

No! That would be so awkward! Look—Besides, we work in different departments. He’s on the sixth floor y’know? So he calls me Toby once in a while. What’s the big deal? It could be worse, it’s not like he’s calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?


Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug.)

Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing!

Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. You’ll—you’re gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesn’t believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. Do you remember?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I just—I wish I didn’t feel this way about Rachel anymore, y’know? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think…I think Ross feels left out. Y’know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God… You should’ve seen the look on Ross’s face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.

Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.

Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)

I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!


Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.

You really think so?


Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you’d believe that. This sucks!

Look, I-I’m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I’m moving right back in with you!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)

Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!

Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?


Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

So, what should you have done?


Why am I not surprised?

Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!

I don’t think you have much choice.

Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?

Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).


Oh my God! I bet that’s him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! It’s Rach… (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachel’s hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!

(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, I’m the one who found your phone.


See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, just sweep it.

We don’t want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.

No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?

Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?

Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)


of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!


Pheebs, how’s it going?

(rapidly) I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?

Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.

Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.


have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.

Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)


No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.

Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever    gets the highest number gets to go first.

Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)