Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?

I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Hey! You made it!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.

Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.

(jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Sure, what do you want to see?


No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I…I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.

Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.


Oh yeah? All right, let’s do it tonight.

Well don’t you have that big date tonight?

Hey Joey, can I ask you something?

Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!


Well this is just sad!


Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....


Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!

Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.

Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?

phoebe addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!

Hey, I thought that guy was married.


Almost over man.

(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yes. Yes I do.


Wow! Oh well, I will be there!

Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.

Oh my God!!! Monica!! He’s the stripper from your bachelorette party!!

I’m sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


And then Rachel wasnt sure she could leave the baby.


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.


All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?

(quietly) Bye, fat ass.

ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!

I don't know! I don't remember!

Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?

Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.


Oh yeah, she can't be herself.

Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up    two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't    wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".

Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm    so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a    little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like "Oh mr. Pincer,    I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."


I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)


to get my license renewed.


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?


No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?

Did she leave a number?

Did you see me write one down?

I don't have her number, butt-munch.

Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.

I'm not a baby, you're the baby.

Look, you wanna get off my back?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!

(to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.

Joey, what are you doing?! It’s never gonna happen, she’s seeing somebody.

The green bottle next to the shaving cream.


Here she comes. Hold on, I’m gonna make your life much easier.


Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do   anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..

Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!

It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're   not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.

Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six   years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?


Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! You’re parents like me, right?

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where I’ve heard that before.)


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!

Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?

Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)

(reading the note) "Pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?

Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out.


more important than three stupid divorces!

Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?

Y’know that’s really fair. Y’know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I’ll show you! Come here.

And if you wait right here, I’ll go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)


Chandler, why would you do that?

Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it  is a bit of a challenge.

It is when you put it together with that one.

Ah, well if you don’t clear this off, you won’t be getting one  of those from me. But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this  can’t be there.


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.

Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?


Put your hands together.

Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.

No more jam?!

I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now. Babies.


Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?


Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "What’s going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)

Do you have my credit card?

Yes, it’s in my… In…in my pocket. (Paul hasn’t dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!


I don't know you guys.


I like them a lot.

That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.


I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)

Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves?

Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips  look irresistible.

How do you do that?

Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm.

Oh my God!

Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so now  you go.

No, I don’t want to tell you.


Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

How do you know that? How?

I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.

You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna endup alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over forholidays?

Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we'reat her folks' place?

Yeah, I understand.

You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?

You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.


Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!


Hey look-look, Phoebe’s talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.

Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.


And the big one’s for me!


Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)

Put your hands together.

Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.

No more jam?!

I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now. Babies.


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.


Let’s have Monica decide.

Why do I have to decide?


And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn’t know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!

Yeah-yeah, y’know what? Yeah, that’s it-that’s it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That’s-that’s what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I’m talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn’t match! Where is it gonna go?!


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!


Who are those people?


Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?

No-no-no-no-no! It’s a surprise, but it’s gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while.

Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, she’s not lookin’ for a serious relationship.


So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!

Taffy, really? I’ve never had any.

Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?

Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.

If I haven’t said it before she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which she’s been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? What’s the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?


All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!

(entering) Oh good, you're all up.


I'm sorry. See that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.

Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door] Gunther, where're you going?

monica addressed gunther, not ross (ground truth)


I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye.

Oh my God! I’m going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. (Exits.)

So apparently I’m available for lunch.


Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

What are you doing?!

Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross. (They go to the door. Ross is trying to stick his hand through and undo the chain; Monica pushes his hand back.) (To Ross) Hold on! (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.

Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.

Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!


It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!

What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!

(as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!

No, I-I-I’m serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y’know you break up!


Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!

This is Patrick. (Points to him.)


Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?

Why am I not surprised?

Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!

I don’t think you have much choice.

Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?

Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).


Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.

(enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!


Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...


Wha-, oh, quit it.


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.

Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.

I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—


Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!

Yeah. You won't be able to take it.


Okay, is this lamp in the same place?


I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or   something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the   door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa   is real."

(to Monica) We have to get out of here, baby!

Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.

ross addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!


Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.

I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?

I can too eat by myself!

When have you ever?

When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!


Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, I’ll take another question.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.

You-you must choose Mr. Bing.

Either, it makes no difference.


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)

Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!

Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?

Do you always have to bring him here?

I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...


(to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we’re then gonna go skiing?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?


Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'


Okay, I’m next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Don’t!  Don’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe!

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.


And that would be?

I, um, can't tell you.


(forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!

I can’t talk to you. I can’t even look at you right now!


(to Phoebe) So what’s Phoebe like?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!


Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.

But why does it even matter?!

Why does it matter so much to you?!


I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)


Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.

Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!

Look forget it forget it...  I can't do it.

Are you gonna...  you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?

How do you think I got him in the first place?


Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.


Are you sure?

Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!

Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you’ve been Bamboozled!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, big stuff.

Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]

phoebe addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.


Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game!

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


want to see you again!

(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.

Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, who’s entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?

chandler addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (He’s holding a script.)

Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…

But you’re spittin’ all over me man!

Well of course I am!

you’ve been spitting on me?!

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, we’ll be fine.

Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

(handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever.

Don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if I didn’t think at that same moment you weren’t having sex with Mark?


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!

You don’t know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!

All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?

Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?

at you, not because I stopped loving you!

You still love me?

Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?


Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.

Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?


I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)

(To Phoebe, after Monica’s gone) We have to get her a present?!

rachel addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...

Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?

A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.

So...I've never played that!


Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)

Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.

Why do you care?

Because they're people.

But people that you don't know and will never see again.


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!


Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.


'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.


I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....


What are these, like famous chickens?

Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late.How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?


Because I'm in love with Monica!!

I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)

And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, I chose not to hear that.


I spelled out boobies.


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.

(To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.

Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.

I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.

Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?

What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?


Monica, wake up. Monica.

No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.


bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.

Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?


Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.


Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?

Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.

Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?

Sure, I'll do it with ya.


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.


(popping back up) Regular or decaf?

So ask me what I did today.

So what did you do today Pete?

pete was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.


(notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!

Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.

No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody.

Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?

Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...

Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?

Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...

Hi, how was the movie?


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

phoebe addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Me too, we should get goin'.

No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.

Rachel, that's all we do.

Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?

Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.


Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!

Monica! Stop it!

(spitting out the eyedropper) Damn! It's empty!

Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! (Monica is straddling Rachel and holding her arms down. In a rather risqu pose, at least for primetime TV.)


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.


No, one of them...

I don't know, what were the names I just said?

Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)


Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.

Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. (She leaves)

(to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)

I cannot believe her.

I know. Where do you wanna go eat?


I said I’ll do it!

Nobody wants to do it? All right, I’ll do it myself.

Monica! I’m not gonna screw it up!

Y’know what? You’re right, I’m sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.

Well of course that is what I’m here for!


I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.

Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.

(Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why don’t you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!

obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.


Eh, you got a spray-on tan?

Chandler gets pedicures!

Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can   really show it off.


You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!

What are you guys doing out here?

Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.


I got fired.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.


Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)

Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.

Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!

Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!

They put you in jail?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, that is so unfortunate.

Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.

(entering from bedroom) Okay, I’ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I’m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is…Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh… Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didn’t prepare a speech. But umm, I’d like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, who’ve always been there for me. I’d also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel…

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?

Both of us? (points to Chandler and himself)

joey addressed chandler, not chloe (ground truth)


Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.

If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

(noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?


Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!


Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.

Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!

I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, don’t-don’t be mad. I’m sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Y’know? And it was our first date! Plus, she’s really sick!


Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?

Ooh, Joey, that’s actually a really good idea!

And of course, crotchless panties.

You can’t make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…


(after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?

Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?


Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.

Oh. Aw, forget it.


God, what is wrong with me.

I need to get some Richard.

Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.

I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called!


No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?

Did she leave a number?

Did you see me write one down?

I don't have her number, butt-munch.


water his plants.


Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)

Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.

Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!

wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?

No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.


Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?

Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes.

Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) It’s Phoebe!

Hi, so what happened?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn’t invited and you got "and guest?!"

What? I can’t cancel on Joan!

Bec—Did you not hear me?! She’s an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? They’re wild! Why do you want to come anyway?


So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!


No, no, no. When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to    be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . . courtside!


Hey look-look, Phoebe’s talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.


Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids.

I’m sorry, it’s just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp—to be a counselor!


All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)

(after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!


...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.


Phoebe, I can explain!

You told me you hate massages!

I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?


There I am.

You’re gonna get pregnant.

(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

(taking Rachel’s hand) Sweetie okay. It’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.

(on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh…oh-oh-oh…


All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.

(entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!

They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!


Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

(as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!


Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.

And that makes you angry because…

Because you would rather live here with Joey.


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!

(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!

Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!

There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!


(slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.

I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.

joey addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!

Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?


Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"

Umm uh, I’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.

I’d love that. I would loooove… (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...

I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?


I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow)

There it is. Joey, what are you doing?

I'm sorry, it just felt nice.

Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.


I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.


Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that’s okay.


(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.

Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!

phoebe addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.

Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Daysof Our Lives. That's actually on television.

Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

I've never slept with someone for a part.

Well is she... [reaches into the cookie jar for a cookie, takes his hand out,covered with pasta sauce]

It's alright. Is she good-looking?

Yeah, she's totally good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar, or something,I'd be buying her breakfast. [pause] You know, after having slept with her.


No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.

Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.

What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.

Wow! Oh well, I will be there!


No, sweetie, I-I trust you.

So, if-if I mess this up, there’s nothing else for dessert?


(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!

(hurrying over) Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that?

No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.

Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)


Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.

My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place.

Oh my God! Monica’s just gonna kill you.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Well, what you’re wearing is fine for that.


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.


Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth.


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!


Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!


Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?

This is your place?


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.


Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?

(Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

(Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!

rachel addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

I don’t know. A month?


Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)

All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Do you even know what a vicar is?

Like a goalie, right?

(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!


(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)

And she just gave you this?


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)

Hey man, how did the audition go?


Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.

So. You two are totally into each other.


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.

Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…

Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!

No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!


So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]

These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.


military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.

Before or after you were shot by your own troops?

I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new…(On Rachel’s glare)…old sheet?

My apothecary table!!!

Ross, where did you get this?!

Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.

Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)


Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.


Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.


What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?

I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.

Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.

That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together…(quietly) having sex.

Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.

broke with Tag a week ago.

Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didn’t think I’d love again.


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)


Yeah. What are we getting?

(to Chandler) Anything but stew.

All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.


Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!

(goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)

What the hell are you doin'?


You’re so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)


Okay, lesson one chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)

Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)

Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)

Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and…


No, 10 is the highest.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.

(to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?

(to Joey) Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.


She's a waitress.


No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.

No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.

Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.

It’s possible. You are very loveable, I’d miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)

(grabbing the picture) Give me that!

All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean—(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)—Or he does.

No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.


Any chance you think the couch looks good there?

…so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!


What...that scene I saw was so good!


Well, what did the police say?

My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!


Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.


Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?

Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.


Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd..

See, there's always one guy. (Mocking)

Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were

Probably kill myself!

Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no


What?! Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?

Look, Ross look, I’m on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble.

Yeah, but don’t you think....


Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!

You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.


Yes it's true.

Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?

Ahh—oy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?

I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.

No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


[pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.

Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?


Ross you’re not listening to me, I don’t have time to stop.

What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?


What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.

Phoebe, we lost half of them.

So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I  was gonna win, remember?

As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.


Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?

Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-

Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.

Okay, quick and painful. (Starts to cork the wine)


(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!

You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.

So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


What are you guys gonna do?

Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

Our trains are on the same track, ok? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 yearsbehind him, but the stops are all the same. Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.

All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'llbuy you breakfast, let's go.


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.


Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.

So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.

You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?


Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and  Mona? Are you guys still together?


Oh my God! Joey!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, why don’t you correct him?


Sure, what do you want to see?

I don't know, umm…


Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around.

I could use a challenge! It’s getting pretty easy.

Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.


Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she retreats to safety between Richard's legs)

Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.


Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.

I'm gonna do it.

All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.

All right, fine.


Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)

Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.

I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks today and I’ve only had six.

Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again am I?


No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something.

(answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God.

Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?

I ate a bug.


Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!

I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!

joey addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, it is the best.


I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.

Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.


You a little sad about that sweetheart?


Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.

Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover.

Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.


Ross, you don’t have to yell.

There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.

Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac…


This is not, what Im wearing. Im ovulating and Chandlers  gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.

Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a  week. Well probably be the first ones there.

Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas  and offices with fewer than fifteen people.


Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--

We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.

Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.


Oh no, no, I’ll be there too.

Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off.

No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.

Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.

What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.

Wow! Oh well, I will be there!


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!

I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!

Hey, it’s been like three weeks!

You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!

Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear. I can’t, I can’t watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in.


I don’t know. A month?

Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.

But he's the same.

Joey, come on!

He's the same!

(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!


Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.

I’m gonna be on two TV shows!

Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Hey! How’d your date go with Jake?

Oh, great! We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)

Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly.

(laughs) All I could think of was y’know, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"


I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I’m gonna be on two TV shows!


Listen, I’m sure that dad doesn’t care. He probably thought this was funny; he’ll be telling this story for years!

I don’t want him to tell this story for years.


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


I think they're very nice.

I like them a lot.


So what?! That doesn’t give you the right to ditch me!

Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…

Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You can’t do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just…It’s just so sad!


Yeah, Chandler why don’t you take a walk? This doesn’t concern you.

Oh well, that makes it not terrible.


Joey, no means no!

Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).


Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.

I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Relax. Here hold this (hands her his beer). This old stuff just comes right off. (he bends down to try and lift some tile right in the middle of the floor, in his tight pants.)


Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?


Well there you have it!


You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?

Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?

to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.


Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s.

Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing.

Okay. Hang up! That’s it! Come on!


Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!


Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really   good time to talk to him.


Oh, Monica, grow up!

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


How come you didn't come over earlier?

'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.

Hey, Ross, want some cider?

No. (to Rachel) So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.


I'm     kissing Rachel!

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.

(on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)


Oh no, she’s still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.


(laughs) She was working on Valentine’s Day so we’re celebrating it tonight.


(entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.

You know those posters for the city free clinic?

Do you know which one you're gonna be?

No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... (crosses fingers)


You told me you hate massages!

let Phoebe in.

I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?


Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.


Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.

Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.


But equally real!

Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are    getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind    performing them once now?


Yeah, which was nice.

You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?


Hey! How come the door's locked?

Just a second.

(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.


No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset.

fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!


Oh.... my God.

(pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.


And thank you, for that.

But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.


Oh, like you don’t already have everything.

Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.

All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


If you wanna call that a reason.


Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!


I don't have travel insurance.

Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)

All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.

The baby shower for Phoebe!

I can’t believe I’m gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I don’t know why.


Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.

Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!

Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.

Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.

You had a rough day, uh?

Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!


No, you sh—No you said you made that up!!

I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?

Eh, they’re both good. I generally just go with, Monica’s drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, you can’t keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.

It’ll kill him. I mean it’ll, it’ll just kill him.


Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?

Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.

No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) ‘Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.


Hey, honey! What’s the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!

I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!

I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.

Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.

rachel addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


(covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)


(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)


If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.


I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility    now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're    a mother.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.

Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)

They really were pretty, weren’t they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)

Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.


Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?


Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!

before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?

You become friends after?


Wha-, oh, quit it.

Oh my God.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, y'know while we’re on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don’t live here anymore.

I think on some levels she already knows.

Phoebe, she doesn’t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn’t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn’t know that you’ve been living with your Grandmother’s for a week now.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.

, maybe, I should stay away from all men.

No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a ‘Come on’ look) I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, (claps his hands) banging his hands together!

Okay, fine, fine. You don’t want to believe me? No, that’s fine. (starts to leave)


I… I don’t know what you are talking about.

Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!

I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!

I want to do it again.


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?


Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.


How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)


Yeah that dog left!


I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?

Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.

But only if it’s a girl.

Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?

Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?


(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, right, right, shut up.

Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.

No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?


Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray.

Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!


(taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

Rachel! I'll just call her back.


They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!

Oh yeah, she can't be herself.


(to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn’t you date him?

And if you wait right here, I’ll go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)


Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then.

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


(stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?

Uhh, well, she's…really good in bed.

Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!

(To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!

Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!

What about the closeness?

Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!

(entering) All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!


Well Joey, we’re all…we’re all very proud of you.

No just, nobody press on my stomach.


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.


Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?

All right, I'm nine years old.


Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

Yeah, I know.

What? What do you mean you know?

Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and   the economy is bad.


You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?

Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.

I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.

Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?

You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.


Rachel, how did this happen?


I know. (Pause) Ross still sees his pediatrician!!!   (To Ross) I don't care!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!

Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)

Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.

What?! Oh my-oh my God!


So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.

That’s right. The student has become the master.

Ross, I swear, I don’t know.

Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!

You really didn’t know?


Yep! You got the tickets?


Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could   you zip me up?

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I mean think about all the money that you’re gonna make!

Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?


Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'

Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!


I can't smell your sandwich?


Oh no, no, I’ll be there too.

Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off.

No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.

Oh. Why not?

‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.

What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.

Wow! Oh well, I will be there!

Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?


Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.

Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!

Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.

Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.


He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you’ve been working here two days? That’s not, that’s not right.


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.


Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.

Yeah that’s what she said.

So I don’t wanna be just anybody.

You know what, it’s, it’s better this way anyway. I mean I don’t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It’s just much easier if we’re just friends who have a kid.


All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three.

One of the slots got filled.


Well, look at that, same thing.

Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.


Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!

I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose?

Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.


What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!

Joey, I figured you’d understand. I mean, I-I’ve known him a lot longer.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...


Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.

Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.

Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?

Only if you say his full name.


Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.


No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.


I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.

Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.

Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!

I just have to call my agent and tell her I can’t do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)

Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.

Well I’m not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head I’m thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.


I'll take it all.

Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?

her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.


Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States.

I don't know. Maybe it's because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.

(showing the Playboy magazine to Gunther) Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.

ross addressed gunther, not monica (ground truth)


Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

Well yeah, I think we should get married.

What, because that’s your answer to everything?

No, because that’s the right thing to do.

Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.

Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.

Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?


And yet, here we are doing it again.

Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!

Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!


Then why did you move?!

Because I knew you were lying!

All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)

(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!

Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.

joey addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


No, we only went out once.


I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)


He's got nothing!

Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'

(entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?

Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?

Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?


Oh Ross, hi.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.


(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?

Well, you should’ve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he’s like Joe Rugby.


I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]


Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!

No! It’s just that, Kate bothered me.

Why? What was wrong with her?

There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!

Okay, so what’s the matter?

I don’t want you to date her!

(laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?


Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?

Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.

Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.

That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?

Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.

All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?

Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!

Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?


So you think Ross too?

Uh, in her defense, she’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.

Oh I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it like a theorem!!


See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.

Rachel, there's nothing in it.

OK, then get me your purse.


NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.


I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?

Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....

Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.

Ross, it's too hard.

No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.


Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!

Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least she’s trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!

(trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.

Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.

How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.

I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Y’know what’s sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.

Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I’m not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)


You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!

Ah, this place is great!

Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!

Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!


I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!

Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.

That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

Ohh—Do you think he will?!

No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over.


(popping back up) Regular or decaf?

So ask me what I did today.

So what did you do today Pete?

I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.


Are you kiddin’? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, she’s got this crazy temper. She—She’s not standing right behind me is she?

sweet! He’s a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Y’know normally y’know, I don’t like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!


What are you guys gonna do?

Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)

Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free.

Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment.


(on phone) Oh that’s great! Good for you.

Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm… (Joey mimes throwing something in the air, catching it, rolling it out, putting it in an oven and cutting it.) Can you hold for one second please? (To Joey) What?!

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


want to see you again!

(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?

That he doesn't exist.


) I was about to do some serious damage!

: Well, this must've brought back some really bad memories for you, Ross.


She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.

This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)

Monica, is this true?

Yes it's true.

Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?


(entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume…

Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.


No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't evenhave a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimatewith someone.


(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

(taking Rachel’s hand) Sweetie okay. It’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!

Taffy, really? I’ve never had any.

Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?

Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.


So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?


Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!

(standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!

Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.

No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can’t go to him when I don’t have a boyfriend!


Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.


I wasn't. Let's get going!


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Why did you hate me?


Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What? Chandler! Tell 'em!

(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)

At least I care about his feelings!

Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn’t get it?


Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)

Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!

Hey! You were so right!

Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.

I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn’t quite there. Y’know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy…

Joshua…guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda…y’know.


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!

Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

(slowly turning and glaring at her) She’s not even cold yet!

But don’t you think Rosita would’ve wanted you to move on? I mean y’know, she did always put…your comfort first.


But you two were supposed to be together.

Well, I thought so too, but then she said she’d marry you.


From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.


Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.

But he's the same.

Joey, come on!

He's the same!


Let us keep the apartment and…

As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!

richard was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?

Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it.

Well you shouldn’t be. Believe me I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!

So this is nice! I wish I didn’t have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, what’s the name the girl you’re dating?


Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth.

Have you ever been with a woman?

What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!

So there is no good time to ask that question.


No, everything’s fine. I just gotta go back…

No really, you tell me what’s up.


Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clockin the morning.

I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.

Here it is, here it is. [reading from newspaper] The only thing worse than themindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal ofthe king.


Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!


I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?


Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.

So we do Supergirl.

(entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume…

Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.

You didn’t dress up either?!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Why’d you say no?

Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.


Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?

Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)


My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away.    You know, to reconnect... emotionally.

There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...

All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.

Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this    party...


I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.


And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the   day I met her.

(still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been   really hard for you.

Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before   you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna   be?

ross addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!


All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now…

Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! She’s hot!

Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there’s more than three), five, six, and seven!

(shocked) There are seven?!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


What? A brain transplant?!


I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.


Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?

Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.

All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.


You're not going to believe this!

It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.

Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)