Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.

Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.

Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue! He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different.

Well it’s only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m not gonna ask him for anything.

Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!


Joey, we're not keeping this!

But it's an original Buffay...

Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't    mind that she's haunted.

Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive    when you're asleep.

She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body    across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice)    And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your    doorknob.

GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!

it would! Let's do it!

I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!

Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!

I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?


It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! (To Ross) She's-she's gonna kill me.

Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.

We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)

Yeah that-that, doesn't look right.

What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.


Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.

Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside.


(angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?


I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!

Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.


(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)

Why am I looking?

Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!

(on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!


Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)

No. A break from us.

Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break.

(on the phone) I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?


Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I brought the next best thing.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!


Well you sure used a large font.

Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.


That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!

, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...


How is that important?

Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?

Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.

Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.


is a cartoon!

(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?


Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!

Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!

That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

(in a manly voice) Yeah well, I’m gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey gives Rachel a wide berth.)

Oh, I have to pee. If I don’t come out in five minutes it’s because I’ve choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)


Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.

Wait, I think I know someone who does that.

Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m little nervous.


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)

Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.

Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.


It’s just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasn’t called. Not that I even care, y'know.

Phoebe why don’t you just call her? You obviously want to.

You think you know me so well.

Okay, well I do know you.

That’s what I said.

I can’t. I can’t. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘Okay, bye Pheebs’ gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I’ve ever had in like all my lives.


Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.

What are you talking about?

We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But it’s actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said he’s not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.

I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?


Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!

Dinner was good!

(To him) Oh, well hello there.

(To Monica) I didn’t see this on the menu.


Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?

Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird.

Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.

See, now it’s weird again.


Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.

Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.


All right then. (Gets up, in an announcer’s voice) Rachel Green! Let’s play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?

Uh, put your elbow in it.

Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?

Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.

That’s correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)

Check if it’s wet, check if it’s hungry, burp it!

Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?


We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…


Well and clearly not a minute sooner.


We’ll try to keep it down.

Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna makesure it fits.

Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan inher lap) ..oh, this is really...


I know, I know. I went a little crazy.


(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)

Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah! That was so weird, huh?


No, I’m-I’m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."

Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."


Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.

Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!

Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?

Yeah, I can see where I’d be your best shot but, no. I’m sorry, but I think it’s twisted.


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.


Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guy’s phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) It’s for me!

That is damning evidence.

Oh my God! I bet that’s him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! It’s Rach… (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachel’s hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!

(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, I’m the one who found your phone.


Pass the cheese, please.


See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!

(with his mouth full) What happened? I’m just eating candy.


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

Awww! Mel Torme died.

Joey, that paper’s like a year old!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

Why, when did you get out of the game?


Okay, I'm gonna go too!

Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.

Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.

I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?


Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.

Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well neither do I!

Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.


C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?

...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.


Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?

Sure what kind?

Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...

Please take your time, it’s an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Why did you hate me?

Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.

And that wasn't fun for you?

I can't believe you hated me.

Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.


Okay, I'm gonna go too!


Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…

(laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?


Okay, she can’t go.

Ross, you can’t tell her not to go. You just started dating.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I can't kiss anyone.

So I'm kissing everyone?


Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.

Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?

Do you want me to be afraid of you?

Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”

So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?


Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave?  What should I have?

(mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.


(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!

(laughing) You did look like an idiot.

Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?


Oh no-no-no, it's still me.

Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.

monica was addressed by pete and spoke (ground truth)


All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)

phoebe addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Wha-, oh, quit it.

Oh my God.

Well, Monica keeps changin' the channel.

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!


A couple of days.

Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)


Yes, it was horrible. She cried. I cried. She threw things, they hit me. Anyway,I did the right thing.


Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?

Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!

Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars.

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.

Oh no! Why?

‘Cause Carol’s a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and I’m not one. And apparently it’s not a mix and match situation.

Oh my God! I don’t believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.

(sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) I’m an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I’d be out and she’d, she’d see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be Ross y'know look at her, and I’d think, God, my wife is cool!


Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.

It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!

Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.

Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)

And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.


I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)


It is our first official date. Our first date.


Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.


Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?

Monica your remote doesn't work.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

That's how old you are.

Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?


Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday    was!

C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.


All right look, Ross, he’s right. Emily’s great, she’s great! But this way too soon, you’re only gonna scare her!

I don’t want to do that.

No! You don’t want to wreck it, you don’t want to go to fast!

Yeah, no, you’re right, I know, you’re right, I’m not, I’m not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)


When they see this you'll be 52!


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!


Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?

Come on, they're close.

Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.

Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.

Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.


That's it! Thanks Pheebs!

(to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!

I can’t talk to you. I can’t even look at you right now!

Just get away from me!


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.

Who was that?

It’s just the pizza place.

You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.

I’m sorry honey, I’m just having a, having a rough day.


(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!

Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!

No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!

I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?


Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!


Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.


(depressed) That’s right. I’m no longer a bride. I’ll never be a bride again. Now, I’m just someone’s wife!

And I’m the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on don’t be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, you must stop shooping.

Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. Abriefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just sayingthat it's one of the possibilities.


Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!

Oh my God, you’re back!


All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.

for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.

Well, you couldn’t get them anyway. Ian doesn’t plan anymore and Derrick… (Off of Rachel and Monica’s looks) And Derrick is a name I shouldn’t know.

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


She's asleep. Chandler?

Emma was doing it!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, that is so unfortunate.

Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.

(entering from bedroom) Okay, I’ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I’m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.

You didn’t leave lipstick marks on the phone.

Oh, then it must’ve been you. Bye. (leaves)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


What did I marry into?

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


[slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.

The guy still won't put out, huh?


Yeah! That was so weird, huh?

Phoebe, why’d you do it?

I didn’t do it! It was Chandler! He’s… He’s mad at you!


Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else.    (he opens the box)

Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday...    And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According    to the back cover of that book that you gave me.

Rach, she's not going to remember this.

(shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this    day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her    cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET    OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks    at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!

(she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a    bunny. How did you do that?


Pheebs, what are you doing?

Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.

Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!

monica addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...

(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!


Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)

Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!

Hey! You were so right!

Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.


Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)

(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?


Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.

What I said was, was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!


Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!

Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.


Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?


Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

No, 10 is the highest.


Yes I do! And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time,  and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching  out…

No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off  all of your top scores, how sad.


Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

Are you bachelors?


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!

I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.

Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.

Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? (Rachel pauses as she thinks.)

You’re gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.

That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.

Yeah. Yeah, and y’know you-you deserve to win. And-and y’know I was thinking about it, if-if you’re Monica’s maid of honor that means I get to be yours.


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)


, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave   at Omaha Beach.


of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!


She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)


I know, I know. I went a little crazy.

A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!

(sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.

Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel? (She glares at him.)


You got it.

Okay, see ya later.

See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.


I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!

No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money    we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.

That’s crazy! (Phoebe looks bewildered). I am sorry. I just can’t    imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!

We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having    a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh,    please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex    image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares,    I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.

That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s    the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?

No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.

I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?


Joey said that you're in here with another man.


Ross came in forth and cried!

Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!


Hello to the rest.

Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?

It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?


All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh…tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)

Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole.


Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?

Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes.

Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) It’s Phoebe!

Hi, so what happened?


It used to be. Now she doesn’t really have a face. Smokin’ body though.


I know. (Pause) Ross still sees his pediatrician!!!   (To Ross) I don't care!

He's a brilliant diagnostician!

Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate   doctor.


Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

All right. Let’s say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?


That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

Ohh—Do you think he will?!

No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over.

Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)


Well, I'm very impressed.

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into    woodland creatures.

I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

That's how old you are.

Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?


See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You’re changing it!

I can’t help it!

All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?

Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."


I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!


What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.

Phoebe, we lost half of them.

So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I  was gonna win, remember?

As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.


Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?


If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)

Hey man, how did the audition go?

Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)

What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!

Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!

Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.


(sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to    do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!


Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?

Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!

Okay, let's go running!

Yeah and there's really cute guys there.

Let's run towards them!

All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!


You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!


How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?

I have no idea. But look how much they spent!

Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.

rachel addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Yeah, the Knicks rule!


Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (He’s holding a script.)

joey was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!

(as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.

joey addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.


a decent place to…


I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They  should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they don’t.


want to see you again!


The big book of childrens' names.


It was really fun being married to you tonight.

Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made.

Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?

I know, I know it was stupid.

Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was…really wonderful! Did you just make that up?


(holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!

Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that’s it, that’s it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They’re not the right size, they’re not Victorian, and they just don’t go.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?


(entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?

Why don’t you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America.


And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!

(proud of herself) Yeah, I-I-I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!


No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.


Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?

Let me see!

Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Shut up, I'm happy.


He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.

(imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry…(He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

Uh, here. What time?


Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?

Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.


Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.

Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.

Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.

Huh, I'm just saying...

Well don't just say.

Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.

Ok. I'll see ya later. Just think about it, ok.

I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?


Joey that is so sweet.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'! (Joey stares at him) Don't worry, those are the right letters.


Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.

I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?

No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)

Just one thing umm…

We live together. You’re having our baby. I’m not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.

Do we have to know about that?


You have to!

No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…

So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?

Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time…she and I y’know…kissed a little bit.

Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!

Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.

Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!


You get your messages!

Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.


In the hospital.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross, we haven’t done the routine since middle school.

Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he’ll wanna build us our own platform!


Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!

…she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.


, and you didn't even kiss her.

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.

(in a nasally voice, from her cold) But I'm unemployed, my music is all I really have now. Well music, and making my own shoes. (She puts her shoe on the table, and it's horribly decorated) Pretty, huh? (Sneezes)


It’s coming from the living room.

(sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else.

Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?

Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!


Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!


Neat. I'm gonna die alone.


No, no, no, you say that proudly.


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.


(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?


Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)


Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

Eh! Stop it!


(in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.


What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Let me see that.


See Chandler? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already! They’re very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants…

You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)

(almost crying) They hurt so much!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!


C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.


Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.

Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage    chains.


Yes, it was horrible. She cried. I cried. She threw things, they hit me. Anyway,I did the right thing.

[in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?


So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!

Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!

No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God! How long has she been crying?

About a week and a half.


Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating.


Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.


(To Joey) So, you busy Thursday?


Let’s have Monica decide.

Why do I have to decide?

Because you’re the only one that can be fair.


I'll take sports.

All right. Uhh, international.

Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!

Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.


Well last night, I met Monica’s.

Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.

Come on, don’t be crazy. (To Rachel) You don’t think there’s someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.


Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!

Jeez, what a baby.

Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.

You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.


Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentine’s Day.

Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine’s Day? What’s going on, huh? Girl trouble?

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y’know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.


All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you!

Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?

Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Events from around the globe.

Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…

(laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?

Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)

(stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. I’m sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?

I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying…


Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.

And yet, here we are doing it again.


Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already    gave that to Monica, so...

You know, I would give her up, for you.

No, I couldn't let you do that.

But I want to.


Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.


Because I promised Mindy I would.


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?

No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.

I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?


Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"

Umm uh, I’ll make some coffee and we can uh, chat.

I’d love that. I would loooove… (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...


So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I  was gonna win, remember?

Oh, play them!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.

Y’know what? The doctor will be in soon, why don’t we not speak until then.

(silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That’s great!

Y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!

Hi Dr. Long, how are you?

(to Rachel) Oh, you’re nice to her.

She has the drugs!


She's asleep. Chandler?

Emma was doing it!

Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...

Yes, but we have to be fast.


Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.

Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because I’m going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.

What is the matter with you ?!?


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

Yeah, I know.

What? What do you mean you know?

Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and   the economy is bad.

(to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.

Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?


You know where Joey is?


Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


From a bullet!

I know it doesn't make much sense…

Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?

Yes, I do.

Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!


She's a waitress.

All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)


Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you’re obsessed with her. It’s always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Now calm down Joey.


Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?

Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes.


Yeah, it is the best.


(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.

Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.

Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.


How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?

I have no idea. But look how much they spent!

Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.


What are you guys doing out here?


Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list

What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not getting married! I’m not even engaged.


Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!

Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.

Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!

be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!

I can cook and you can take care of the money.


Hey, what have you guys been up to?


Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesn’t mean that-that you're in love with me!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.

Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaksas sort of a thank-you.


Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.

(slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.

I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.

(pours more and slides the refill to Joey) All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?

Yeah I guess you're right.

You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.

I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)

All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.


Phoebe, come on that's silly.


(in his British accent) I’m sorry, I’ve got plans with my sister.

(in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?

(normal voice) Oh, you can have an accent and I can’t?! (To an exiting student in accent.) Top ‘O the morning to ya laddies!


Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet.


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!


Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.

How much longer?

Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?

I know. That’s why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?

She will be after tonight.


(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).


All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!

Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!


Yeah, I think you should keep looking!

Yeah, for about 30 minutes.


She said that?!

I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.


Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!

Hurry! Monica’s gonna make you pack! She’s got jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)

(entering and interrupting the guy’s escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


We’ll try to keep it down.

Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna makesure it fits.

Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan inher lap) ..oh, this is really...


Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.


(to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!

All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don’t know, we were, we were making out.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!

No! It’s just that, Kate bothered me.

Why? What was wrong with her?

There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!

Okay, so what’s the matter?

I don’t want you to date her!


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.

okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!

(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.

You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!

Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...

Oh my god, what were you thinking?

All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.

(leaving) I'm outta here.


Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.

What are you talking about?

We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But it’s actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said he’s not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.

Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!

Look forget it forget it...  I can't do it.

Are you gonna...  you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?

How do you think I got him in the first place?


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.

Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?


She's a waitress.

All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)

Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)


Yeah, we’ll be fine.

Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.


I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.

Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!


Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?

Come on, they're close.

Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.

Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.


He took my essence!

Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?

Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."

Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with adate. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.


Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?

What does a Wicked Wango card do?

I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.


Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!

We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.


Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?


Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?

No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.


Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?

Chandler, where are your tools?

(sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!


I am pretty wisdomous.

So... what do you say?

Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?

I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.


(jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!

Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole.

Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!


Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?

Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

Why would I return it? I love this bag!

All right, then you owe me $350.

Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)

All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!

Taffy, really? I’ve never had any.

Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?


Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?

What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I’m not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I can’t go if I break my leg.


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.

Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!

It’s no surprise that your winning, ‘cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.

You’re so pathetic! Why can’t you just accept it, we’re winning because I’m better than you.


That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)


Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth.

Have you ever been with a woman?

What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn’t afford it, because you paid dinner last night.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?

His legs flail about as if independent of his body!


Oh, Ross, I’m sorry. I completely ruined your evening.

Helps a little.

Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?


Come on Joey!!!

Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.


Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

That true, I am flaky.

So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!


Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.

(to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.

And was the curse lifted?


Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug.)


I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.

And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!

Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!

And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.

Thanks you guys! Again.


Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?


Since when do you watch the news?


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!


Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?


Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!

But why does it even matter?!


NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!


Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.

All right, relax. It’s just a shoe.


Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?

Oh, I don't know, a million?


Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?

What you don’t think I’d go up to her?

Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.

Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.

You know what honey, you go ahead, we’ll call her an alternate.


Here you go.

Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.

chandler addressed joey, not gunther (ground truth)


Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. Now I know why.

Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.


I cannot believe you didn’t pick me.

Uh, in her defense, she’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.


Put your hands together.

Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.


Any chance you think the couch looks good there?


Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!

The pink one with the flowers?!


Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out

If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.

(opens her bedroom door and peeks out) Hey, is Chandler here?

phoebe addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.

You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes, (To Joey) I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler.

You wanna hug it out?

Yay—oh—yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!


Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?


Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

How do you know that? How?

I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.

You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna endup alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over forholidays?


have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.

Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)

Not right now.

It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.

Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.

Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.


Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.

I didn’t give her that ring!

So whose ring is it?

Is it an engagement ring?

But you didn’t give it to her?


How do you feel about all this?

I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.

Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.

I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair.

All right. I've got a plan. I'll go down the fire escape.


(To Chandler) You told her!


Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.

RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!

Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.


What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?

Our apartment is ready.

And that makes you angry because…

Because you would rather live here with Joey.

Where did you get that?


Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…

No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!

All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)

rachel addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, if I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.

Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Daysof Our Lives. That's actually on television.

Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.


Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...

Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.

My mom will.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben! (Waves.) And uh…

I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?

Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! (Waves.)


(sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to    do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!

thing that you see when you walk in the door!

(offended) I like that poster!


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!

What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!

Are you really that busy?

Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule. (on the phone) "Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it (pause) Oh, what do you mean it's not refundable? Can I just come some other time? (pause) Oh, can't you make an exception?"


Your make-up!


I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?

He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.

(imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry…(He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)

Were you guys making fun of Parker?

That depends, how much did you hear?

So, he a little enthusiastic, what’s wrong with that?


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?

Monica your remote doesn't work.

Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.


Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! (leaves)


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.

Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.

(to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when—(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.

(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!

ross addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?

Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!

I was not and oh God, shh!


Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


During this time…are you, are you still my best man?


Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.

Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.

Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.

Okay. Have a benefit.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


How late are we?

Forty-five minutes.

Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)

joey addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!

joey addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah, big stuff.

Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]

[grabs for seat belt] Where's my seat belt?


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.


No, we haven't seen her since this morning.

So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)

These are for Erica!

Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!

So, why is Erica coming to visit?

Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...


But, your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, which was nice.

You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

(in a manly voice) Yeah well, I’m gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey gives Rachel a wide berth.)

chandler addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.

Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!

(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!

Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!

There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!


Yeah, I think you should keep looking!


Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.

Lemonade? You ok man?

Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.


Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.

(jumping up) Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!


Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)

Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!


Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.

Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, I’ve got those plans with Phoebe, why?


Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!

That was you!

Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.


, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.

I just want you to say it once in a while.

All right okay, just so you know, I’m not gonna make a turkey this year.


Ross, how could you let this happen?

I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...


Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?

Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.


Hey, someone order a coat?

Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.

He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the,the short story you were writing?

And I'm in it? Then let me read it.


can get in on a beauty scholarship.

(blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!

Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?

A little tall.


Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, we'll be okay.

Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...

Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...

Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...

ross addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


(Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides,  photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.

How long was I in there?

Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.

Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!


Oh really? Like what Monica?


Well umm, Alexandra has been…

Oh, it has a name?

Phoebe, don’t get upset!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.

Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'! (Joey stares at him) Don't worry, those are the right letters.

Look, what do you want me to say?

I want you to say that you like her!

I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


What? A brain transplant?!


(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.

Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!

Look forget it forget it...  I can't do it.

Are you gonna...  you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?


How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!

I messed up. Okay? I’m sorry, I really messed up.


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”

So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?

Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?

Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!


Joey, we're not keeping this!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!


Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?

So this is what a stroke feels like.

I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility    now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're    a mother.

Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed    them.

whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?

Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone    can afford help. (she and Mike leave)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.


Hey! How come the door's locked?

Just a second.

(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!

I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.

Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.


) Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make… uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid…

: (disbelieving) Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.

: You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.

: No, it wasn't.

: Yes, it was.

) Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you… you mugged me?


Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.

So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?

(To Monica) Happy New Year!

So did that do anything for ya?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?

(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?

Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.

Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.


Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)


(gasps) You wouldn’t! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-I’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you’ve done it at least twice!

Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.


You two will have very hairy children.


Yeah, he’s the best.


Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!


man! (Monica heads out) Okay Ross, time is up!

No, just give me another minute.

Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.

Okay, but if you can't…no dinner!


Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mushfor thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey withhis like teeny pizza! It's just...

phoebe addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!

Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already    gave that to Monica, so...

You know, I would give her up, for you.


Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!


, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.

I just want you to say it once in a while.

All right okay, just so you know, I’m not gonna make a turkey this year.


Well, I eat a lot of meat right?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I’m not feeling it.

I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!


So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)

(stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!


I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Maybe nobody's tried this.

I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown.

What're you doing?

Just waiting for you sweetie.


Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..

I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey.   (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new   girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He   squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh! So you're 5639?!


....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.


Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).

(handing Joey the bill) Here you go.

Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.

Well, if you want, you can work here.

Uh, I don’t know. Ya see, it’s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y’know? And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I’d have to wait on all my friends.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?


It’s not in the apartment? (Monica gives a ‘Come on’ look) Oh no. I can’t believe this is happening again.

What are you talking about?

I’m sorry, I-I-I-I don’t live here anymore. I-I didn’t know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!


Uh-huh, let's go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.


I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!

Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.


My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.

I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.


All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutesleft. Move, move, move!

Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.

Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.


Are you serious?


Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!

What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!

Ross, we can handle this.

Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Well, John McLane had plans!


(running and banging on Chandler’s door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!

Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! You’re the worst best man ever!

Dude, this isn’t funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everything’s cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone!


The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?

Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said…

Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


What are you talking about?

As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!


Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler    and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks    the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes    in last, stays!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Why would a charity give away a free boat?!

Well, just buy the damn boat! (She’s still working her way through her tray of booze.)

Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

I’m just helping the kids!

How is you drinking helping the kids?

Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.


Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!


Whats the matter with me? Why Im such a girl?

(returns) Okay, that was Mike.

Phoebe, hi, were so sorry. Youre totally right. We are here  one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday  celebration.


Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.


Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so… (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!

Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!

I can and I will! (Kisses him.)


Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!


Since when do you watch the news?

hot weather girl.


I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

Well then, do it better!


We got locked out of the apartment, we

Thats a great storycan I eat it?


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.

What?! Oh my-oh my God!


Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?

Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.


Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?

Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s    the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?

Ow! (Chandler slaps her on her back) Oh, that sounds nice! I am just    there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!

But you already gave all your money to charity!


Oh, I chose not to hear that.


I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.

Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] <i>Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's</i>. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .


(To Chandler) How could you tell her?!

I had too okay?! We’re getting married! Married couples can’t keep secrets from one another!

Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.


Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?


(to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isn’t it Spiderman? Y’know like Goldman, Silverman...

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Why would I eat my own arm?


Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!

Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.

Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!

We're switching rooms.

(looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!

No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?

Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)


What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?

I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.


(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!

I'm parked in a garage on Morton!

(sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?

joey addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)