Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.

Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?

Do you think that’s something that he’d be mad at you for?

I guess it could.


Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


But Ross, you want the name Ruth!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?

can get in on a beauty scholarship.

(blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

So where are you applying to?

Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!

I'm in college and I'm in a band.


Joey, that is not gonna work.

No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.

(in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.

Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.


(to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.


Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!


Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.

They know you know.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?

What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific.

No, I-I’m saying I liked her.

Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.


Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.

Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?


Well you sure used a large font.

Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.


I'll take it all.


I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!

bonnie was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


It’s not a club.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!


Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?

There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.

Ross has a boyfriend.

have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.

phoebe addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.

(entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.

What did you get her? (Joey opens up a rectangular black box and holds up a pen.)

It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?

Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?

Monica your remote doesn't work.

Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.


! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?

Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. Yeah, honey, I’m sorry, but I don’t think that was a romantic thing.


Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.

See, now it’s weird again.


I said I didn’t technically.


Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?


(to Ross) Don’t try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) I’m your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let’s go.

We’ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me.


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Why did you hate me?

Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.


Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!

Wait Chandler come on, let’s—it’s not a big deal!


Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?


Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.

Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if they’re in on a secret together.)


So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?

Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.

Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?

Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.

Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.

Well, you're not working either.


Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.


Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!

Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.

Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.


[to Ross] All right, you!

No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.


: (disbelieving) Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.

: You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and they’re-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I am proud of all my friends today.

My God, Rachel, I can’t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, I’m so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No way! It’s mine!!


I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.


He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you’ve been working here two days? That’s not, that’s not right.

Yeah, what are ya gonna do?

Joey, you can’t let him get away with that. Ya know what, I’m not going to let him get away with that. I’m going to say something to him—No, I really shouldn’t say anything—No, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him…

rachel addressed gunther, not joey (ground truth)


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!

Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even    want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a    piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!

I'm so confused!

(speaking to the person on the phone again) Yes, yes. I still want    my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with    nuts!


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.

I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.

Well look who’s here!

Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!


(Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that don’t work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.

I don’t know what I’m going to do. That date starts in like an hour.

Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright.

Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!


I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]

Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.

Calm down, I'm blow drying.

Blow drying what, you have no hair.


And the Irish guy wins the joke!

How crazy that we’d run into you!

Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens I’d like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.


Ross, you had sex with another woman!

No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.


C'mon, she's your mom!

! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?

Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!

rachel addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


You must be Hilda.

Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)

Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.

(grabbing Phoebe) Okay. We’ll be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)

So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?

All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I’m telling you…


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)

Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!

monica addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Monica, what is the matter with you?

Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.

That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know… (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)


Oh no, she’s still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.

Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesn’t she know it’s our anniversary?

All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.

What’s that on the bottom?

Oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) She’s fancy.


Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're       making it so easy on me and Emma.

Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want,       and when does she stop crying all night?

Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's       in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep,       so...

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did       last night.


No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?

Oh you guys thanks for doing this.

Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh there’s something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think… (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.


(changing subject) OK, so at this point, the dealer...

Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...

Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!


You don’t need to fill these silences.

Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!

Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!


Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!


What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!

Again I must go back to, how?

This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?

(Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Shut up, I'm happy.


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!


What is it doing here?


Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?


Ross, I swear, I don’t know.


(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!

Hey, I thought that guy was married.

He is! But he’s getting divorced—Ross! Maybe you know him.

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -  TOW Ross Got High, first aired 1999-11-25.)

Is the window open? Because if theres a window open, a bird  could fly in there.


Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.


Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!


Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)


You got it.

Okay, see ya later.

See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

Well, there’s gonna be strippers there. He didn’t say anything about no strippers.


there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?

(Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!

I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?

And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!

What...how is it going with Drake?

Oh...I don't think it's going very well...

What...that scene I saw was so good!


When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!

I’ll make something up! I’m good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!

No, there’s nothing to make up, she’s gonna know that I have a key to her office, I’ve got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)

Oh-ho-ho, I don’t think so!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


But Ross, you want the name Ruth!

Not like this!


Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.

Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)

Honey, sweetie, by the edges.

I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it (She grabs the rest of the pictures)…


We’ll try to keep it down.

Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna makesure it fits.

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)

Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?


(grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so....

Don’t you have to use the bathroom?

Nope, nope, I’d just ah, I’d rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)

ginger did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

Yeah. What-what did Tag say?


Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]

Get out of the corner. Pass it, pass it.

Stop talkin' to your men. [Joey scores]

Yes! And the table is mine.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?


Just uh, brought back your videos.

Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating.

Even with me?

I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


You a little sad about that sweetheart?


Just uh, brought back your videos.


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?

Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!

That's very funny. We done now?

No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?

That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.

Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!


Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.

Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)


have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.

(triumphantly) I’m gonna be on TV!!

Oh my God! Who’s gonna watch that?!


You have to!

No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…

So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?


Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

So, Chandler, who’s on your list?

monica addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!


Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!


Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, which was nice.


You got it.


Yeah. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. The father’s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?

(entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.


She's a waitress.

All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. Now I know why.

Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.

Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence…


I don’t have any issues with my Father.


No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

Why, when did you get out of the game?

I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.


What if I clean your bathroom for a month?

It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww, disgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom.

Foot rubs for a month!

I’ll take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!

Freedom! I want my freedom! Why won’t you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)

No! God, would you just calm down!

I’m gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just… (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)


There's no dog in here.

Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!

No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.


Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.

Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can   I talk to you outside for a minute?


So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.

Yeah. Ahh, here’s a box of your stuff. (hands him a box)


I’m gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.

No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! We’re not at a barn dance. You’ve gotta—you wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?


No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)

Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.

No, no, it's not a girl, it's...  a brand new Hugsy!

Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.

No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.

Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...

Make the transfer! (She does so)

Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?


Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids.

I’m sorry, it’s just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp—to be a counselor!


No, no, no, you say that proudly.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.


Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?

No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.


Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.


Phoebe, where's your purse?

You can't have it.

Give it to me!


Other wall, people! Other wall!

(knocks on door) Rach,  you there? (Joey and Rachel   both get up from the bed)

ross addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!


(threatening Joey with a scrunchy) Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!


Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!


You’re so pathetic! Why can’t you just accept it, we’re winning because I’m better than you.

Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, I’ll prove it to you, okay. I’ll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I’ll still win the game.

Are you gonna let me play?

All right then.


I don't want to.


I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.

Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.

rachel addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Look I want you, now.

That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.

Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.

Joey, no means no!

I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).


Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.


Joey, we're not keeping this!

But it's an original Buffay...

Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't    mind that she's haunted.

Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive    when you're asleep.


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.

I didn't know it was a big secret.

Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.


Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!

Those are my gifts, I got them for you.


Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.

Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!

Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.

Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!


Let me see that.

This one right here. (Ross whines.)

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


It’s coming from the living room.

(sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)

(entering) Hey, you guys.


Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how  you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.

(approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.

Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to Ross) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?

You get the dollhouse.

Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.

Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with.


Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!

Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.

Hi. I-I hear you’re going on a ferry tonight.


It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.

What's going on?


Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.

Lemonade? You ok man?


Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

Can you figure out what I’m doing?

Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.

What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.

No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.

the man you feel in love with!


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.

No one got me an engagement present.

Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)

(To Chandler) This is what happens when you don’t register for gifts!


If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

(noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

monica addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Hey look-look, Phoebe’s talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.


(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.


You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.


Oh, um, around 802. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.

So, are you gonna see him again?

Monica, what are you doing?

rachel addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isn’t it Spiderman? Y’know like Goldman, Silverman...

No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man.

Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. Like… (They all try to think about one example and don’t succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.

Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there’s more than three), five, six, and seven!

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!

I’ll make something up! I’m good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!


And they knew about it?

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

Yeah, I know.

What? What do you mean you know?

Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and   the economy is bad.

(to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!


I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered wascoffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and fourplates of curly fries.

She is so hot!

Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna runit by err... (he indicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)

Well, I mean, I’m not my sister’s, you know, whatever, and um...I mean, it’s true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, we’ve grown apart,so, um... I don’t know, why not? Okay.


What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?

No! Do you wanna hear it?

Am I in it?

Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.


Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?


Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating.


Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.


Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.

This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.

Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

It did at first, but not anymore.


(answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?

Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?

I'm sorry, who's this?

Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.

You do, huh?

Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air. (Makes like he's juggling.) Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone…


Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?


All right, well maybe I’m enjoying it a little bit. I mean I’m getting pretty good at it.

Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well you sure used a large font.

Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.

Hey-hey-hey that’s funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!

rachel addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.

You know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story.

Phoebe did the signs!

Look at all the stuff people sent!


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?

Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.

Phoebe, stop writing about us!

I’m not writing about you! I’m writing about other people.


(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!


Everything? Even the TV?


(in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.

Thank you so much.

It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before.

You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.

Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time.

Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.


(getting up) Oh, for gods sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick  up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) Im sorry, was that rude?  Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this  evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was  have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you  didnt even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, its too late  now.

well, this is, this is, this is not over! (on phone)  Hello?

(to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you  two?

Oh yeah, thats what she says. But maybe youre not  ovulating at all, maybe its just a clever ruse to get me into bed.


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!


Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…

No idea? Who do you think brought her here?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people    don't     get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).

(quivering with anger) I did not care for that!

(escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept    with     our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so    she can't     see you.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Where are you going?


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.

Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!


(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?

See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.

Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?

Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.

All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.


Joey said that you're in here with another man.

All right. All right. Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend    take a look around, huh? (He checks the bathroom shaking the bat. Then he    proceeds to their bedroom.) Bwa-ah-ah!


He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!


let me nap! Ugh, I’m gonna get cranky!

Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!

one of the places the duck got sick!


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?


Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.

Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.

So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?

Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?

Well, then, I’m okay with being high maintenance.


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!

Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!

What about the time I said we were on a break?


Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut.


Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!

Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

Well yeah, I think we should get married.

What, because that’s your answer to everything?

No, because that’s the right thing to do.

Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.


(hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Thanks. (Joey’s still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!

(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!

Well, like father, like son.

Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.

Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.

Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?

You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!

Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

(in a manly voice) Yeah well, I’m gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey gives Rachel a wide berth.)

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.


What did I marry into?

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


And I’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. Hi! I’m Rachel Green. It’s nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!

Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then.

But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.

Look, either help me or go.

(with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?


Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?

(entering) So I nodded off a little.

Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My father’s boat didn’t make that much noise when it hit rocks!

Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.

Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he’s ‘Hey everybody! Remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. Well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)

Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three    times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

(picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that    is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

julio was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, what are you doing?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!

There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!


No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.

Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.

No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.


(entering) What's going on?

Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!


And you're gonna make them all disappear.

Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!

Taffy, really? I’ve never had any.


(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.


Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?

I guess I didn’t really think about it.

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?

Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!

Phoebe, what happened?

Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(Singing) "Ipan Stripan, Glupi Glabi! " And that is    the Swedish National Anthem! Thank you for asking! (looks annoyed)

Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have    a friend who is a masseuse.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!

There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)

Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!

Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, you’re too late okay? Because she’s already with our guy.


And this goes for all guys?


Well, I-I—there was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.

Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-if—are you sure there's just not anything else?

Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?

No! (Gets up to leave.) (Under her breath.) If there was I wouldn't tell you.


Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?


Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?

(to the driver) Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!


Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?

I guess I didn’t really think about it.


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, it’s your mom. (Hands him the phone.)

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


That’s not a state Joe.

I got to go, so ah, I’ll see you guys later.

(to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?

monica was addressed by pete and spoke (ground truth)


What are you guys doing out here?

Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.


Oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....

Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark.


So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!

Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!

No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!

I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!


Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?


I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mushfor thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey withhis like teeny pizza! It's just...

Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I thinkit'll just make everyone uncomfortable.


Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least she’s trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!


Well umm, Alexandra has been…


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!


You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!

Ah, this place is great!

Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


No, no, no, you say that proudly.


packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!


(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

pete was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I didn't order lemonade.


Yeah! Do that!


Oh my God! You’re getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!

Phoebe, I can explain!

You told me you hate massages!

I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?


But it's an original Buffay...

Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't    mind that she's haunted.


So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?


Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.

We should do something. Whistle.


Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?


(re-entering) I’m gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)

God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…


Ooh... she backed out.

She did? Why?

I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.

(looking angry) Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.


Honey I swear it we just kissed.


So it’s okay to date a student.

Well, not really. I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.

Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


All right. Did everyone get out okay?

Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate.

No Phoebe, don’t look! You don’t want to see what’s under there!!

ross addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.


I’ve been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesn’t answer) Where have you been? Vic?!

joey was addressed by lauren and spoke (ground truth)


[slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore.


(Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides,  photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!


I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility    now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're    a mother.

Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed    them.

whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?

Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone    can afford help. (she and Mike leave)

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!

Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.

Go on, teach me something about men and women.

Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"

Well that's pathetic!

And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.


This is like figure skating team all over again. (Phoebe and Ross glare at him astonished) I mean synchronized swimming. (they continue to glare) I mean- I mean the balance beam. (to Ross) Help me!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!

Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even    want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a    piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!

I'm so confused!

(speaking to the person on the phone again) Yes, yes. I still want    my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with    nuts!


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]


I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.

Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?


(entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.

In a minute!!!

People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them.


Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?


Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.

What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.

They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.

And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?

Maybe just 10 minutes for you.


Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?

All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.

rachel addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.

I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.

joey addressed rachel, not ross (ground truth)


(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!


Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?

What does a Wicked Wango card do?

I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.

Higher or lower than what?


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)

No. A break from us.

Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break.

(on the phone) I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?


What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!


Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.

Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."

Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet.

Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.

You're right, you're right. Ah, you are so yumm. [they hug]


Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.


Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!

Oh my God, you’re back!


Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.

Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"

Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?

Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?

Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom!


Well, well I can up with it!

!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.

Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?

No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!

All right. When is, when is the next flight out?

About four hours.

Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home.


Still on Amelia Earhart?

The woman just vanished!

Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?

No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.

I like those odds!

Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.


I am proud of all my friends today.

My God, Rachel, I can’t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, I’m so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)

Hi, I’m Chandler. Your live-in boy

Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)


Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?

And I love the milk! But, I’m not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that’s, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...


I’m so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should’ve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!


hot weather girl.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Whats the matter with me? Why Im such a girl?

(returns) Okay, that was Mike.


Let me see!

Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.

Oh God, yeah.

Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!

Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.


Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug.)

Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing!


Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)


Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!

Oh God, yeah.


What are you talking about? Bitch.

Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?

Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.

rachel addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


They went in together. So sorry.


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)


Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)

Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.

Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!

Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!


My surprise party!

What surprise party?

Oh stop it. Joey already told me.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!


No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!

And she wants to go hunting, too!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

, ok? It's about... it's    about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.

I don't care about any of that!!

Well, do you care about friendship?

I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use    this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.


Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.

Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?

Yeah, it’ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!

Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!

Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?


Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.

What are you up too?

Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!


(to Tag) Okay, you are new!

Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


(to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.

That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.

phoebe addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


(into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?

Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three.

One of the slots got filled.

Sense the tone! No that kid Nate got it.


Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!

(Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.

Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.

This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

Make love? What are you a girl?

Always a great way to get in a man’s pants.

But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.


All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don’t know, we were, we were making out.

Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.

(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?


Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?

Hide the Lamp.

Monica, let it go.

Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?


(to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?

Yeah, and you don’t mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.

That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)

(on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it’s Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don’t you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I’ll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.

That is so made up!


So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!

Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!


Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)

That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!


We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.


She’s just doing her job!

(sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!


And here we go…


What are you guys doing out here?

Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


(entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.

Ross, you remember Susan.

How could I forget?

(they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?

..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-

-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?


Oh but Phoebe, we’re gonna be late for the movie.

Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?


Well and clearly not a minute sooner.

Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you’re packed.

Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.


A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.

Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.

Yeah, we both can. And we both will.


Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.

All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor…


(to Lauren) In a minute!!

So this is it? Victor?


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.


It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.

is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business.

Chandler, can you give us a minute?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)


According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?

His legs flail about as if independent of his body!


Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.

richard was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(To Chandler) You told her!


Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) I’m sorry, I thought maybe I’d make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.

With a wok? (Chandler’s holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!

So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.

No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!

Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.


This is like figure skating team all over again. (Phoebe and Ross glare at him astonished) I mean synchronized swimming. (they continue to glare) I mean- I mean the balance beam. (to Ross) Help me!

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!


Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.

So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…

ross addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


(to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.

Thank you. Thank you so much!


Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so… (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!

Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!

I can and I will! (Kisses him.)

Oh my God.


I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?

Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.

Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.


Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same.

(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)

Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!

He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!


Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!

Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too.


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.

Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.

phoebe addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."

Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.

Okay, Phoebe just-just get-get on the bike and—Hey! I’ll hold you up and-and push you. Okay?

You won’t let go?


Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…

No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!

What's goin' on?

Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!


want to see you again!

(closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! We’re out of soda.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?

I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?


Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

But ehm...what is it not?


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.

Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.


Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.

I’m gonna be on two TV shows!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!

So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.

No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!

Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.

No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!

How good is that?

Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!


Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.

is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!

Phoebe, I told her you already knew.


My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"


I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?

I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)


Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.

Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!

Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.

Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.

So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.


Well this is just sad!


Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!

talking about Chuckles University?!

Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


You have to!

No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…

So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?

monica addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.

Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is...    Please?

All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only    yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape    in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a    american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

Why am I hearing cheering?

Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.


Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)

Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?


Joey? What's going on?

I know! It's stuck!!!

(walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?


Monica, what are you talking about?

My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.

It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!

Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!

(gasps) We had a characturist!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.

Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!

joey addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

(Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!

rachel addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each    other. That's all that matters.

Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling    around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.

I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?

Let me see!

Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!

(still very excited) I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!


No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!


Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever goneout with.


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!

What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!


Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can’t offer anything to us!

Let us keep the apartment and…

As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?


What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

was sending you signals?

Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)

Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!

Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"


I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

Yeah. What-what did Tag say?


Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

But ehm...what is it not?

(abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.

And what else is it not?

(even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.

Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.

(running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!

Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!

Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time! They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?


What's the matter?

I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.


Monica, what are you doing?

It’s not a date, okay. I’m just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.


Hey! You made it!

Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!

Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby.

Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I’m Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.


Not for the next few minutes.

During this time…are you, are you still my best man?

Do I still call you Ross?

Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

(smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.


Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?


Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.

Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is...    Please?

All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only    yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape    in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a    american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

Why am I hearing cheering?

Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.

Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.

It's football... It's just football... This is great!    This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to    get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a    moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...)    What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler,    jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...)    What are you doing?


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!


Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.

We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)


I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.

Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

I don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.

Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.


What? They will be!

All right, that’s it, I’m getting out of here.

No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.

Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. Now I know why.

rachel addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!


Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?

I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)

chandler addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Wha-What did he say that was so funny?


was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.

Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?

No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


When they see this you'll be 52!


Going to the hospital tonight?

You just asked me.


Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…

Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) I’m sorry, too soon. You go.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering    lines.

(Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your    livelihood doesn't depend on it.

I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods)    Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?

Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.

Seriously? She actually said that?


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.

I didn't know it was a big secret.

Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.


I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.

What? So you never went out with an actress before?

Kate, do you even like me?

I don’t know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy… Why can’t I just pick someone like you?


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!

They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!

Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?

I don’t know! I guess I just can’t believe any of this is happening.

What do you mean?


And Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!

As a romancer of the elderly.

Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.


Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that cant  contain my breasts.

This is not, what Im wearing. Im ovulating and Chandlers  gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.

Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a  week. Well probably be the first ones there.

Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas  and offices with fewer than fifteen people.

No! I just happened tdo a lot trivias about smoking in  different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called  Leyhallalookoos.


Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?

Oh, he's just goofing around.


Ah, we’re out. I sold them all.


Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.

No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.

Please...wait, how did you do that?


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)

Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three    times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

(picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that    is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)

What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?

(speaking with his mouth full) Yeah, I mean, all things    that guy... (looks at the cookie) These are amazing!

Sandy made Madeleines.


That’s not a state Joe.

I got to go, so ah, I’ll see you guys later.


(hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.

All right, I'm nine years old.


Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s.

Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing.


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


If you want some privacy you can use my hole.


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.

Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.

It’s a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!

Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done.


, and you didn't even kiss her.

I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.

(in a nasally voice, from her cold) But I'm unemployed, my music is all I really have now. Well music, and making my own shoes. (She puts her shoe on the table, and it's horribly decorated) Pretty, huh? (Sneezes)


Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!

(hurrying over) Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that?

No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.

Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)


So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)

(stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!

Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don’t have that kind of money!

I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference.


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.

This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

Make love? What are you a girl?

Always a great way to get in a man’s pants.

But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.

I love when you talk dirty to me.


(to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, just sweep it.


Joey, are you sure?


: He just left.

) Joey! You never gonna believe it: she called.

: I don't know, but it sounds great.

: Your agent called. You got that audition.


Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."

Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn’t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.

Oh well, hey, Joey’s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he’ll be there.

Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he’ll be there. And he’ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you’re really hot.


What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!


Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.

No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks.

Yes! She’s gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees that Ross isn’t happy.)

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.


Joey, she’s so cool. She speaks four languages.

know what guys want!

My beers?! Look you guys, she’s a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I just—I don’t see it going anywhere.

Yeah, but you always say that.


Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!

I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!

(sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.

You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!


What was that bam?


(gasps) You wouldn’t! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-I’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you’ve done it at least twice!


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.

Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…

Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!


eliminated my department. (Phoebe gasps)

Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.


All right, I guess we should go.


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?


Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.

(on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)

Well, what happened?