Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that’s great. That’s great. (Kisses and hugs her.)

Guys, I’m happy too.

Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)

monica addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!


I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.

Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.

Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!

What are you talking about?

As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Well maybe he was just nervous, y’know you can be very intimidating. And besides I’ve met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.


(indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)

Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

But the minute we start to lie to each other… (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.


Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?

Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!

Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years.

owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred…


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.

No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody.


Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!

Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

ross addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.


Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?

Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.

Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave.

Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. (Sits back in disgust.)

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Wow! I can’t believe you lied to me.

Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)

Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I won’t let you drive the Porsche is because you’re a terrible driver. There! That wasn’t about the wedding.


Wow! Oh well, I will be there!

Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.


Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.

(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!

This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!

It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

joey addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.

Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.

Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?


Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?

Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

Are you kidding?!

I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?

Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. (Gets up.)

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.

What-what are you doing?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


C'mon, she's your mom!

! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!

I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?


I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered wascoffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and fourplates of curly fries.


(entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.

In a minute!!!

People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them.

(entering) All right, all right. Let’s go!

Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctor’s keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry…


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

Why, when did you get out of the game?

I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.


Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?

Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

monica addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


(to Monica) We have to get out of here, baby!

Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.

Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn   of   events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely   normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might   get married and have children of your own.


So, what do you thing the good news is?

(looking at the checkbook) Wow! Look at this! He wrote a check for 50,000 dollars to Hugo Ligrens Ring Design. (Monica is stunned) Oh, sorry, what do you think the good news is?

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


We're with you. We got it.

Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.

Chandler, what are you doing?

And this- is my reward!


Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.


(holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!

Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that’s it, that’s it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They’re not the right size, they’re not Victorian, and they just don’t go.

Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, we’re not welcome in the house of no imagination.


Oh, like you don’t already have everything.

Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.

Do we have to know about that?

Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.

Who was that?


Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder.

(To Rachel) Hey, here’s a thought.

Monica, what are you talking about?

My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.

It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!

Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!


Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

Aah! Why? What are these for?


Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because I’m going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.

Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers they’re just, you know, they’re nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.


Because she is!


Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.

Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s.


Then why-why is she going to a play?!


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!


Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)

So, this isn't over?

(laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.


I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.

Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?


I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?

Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.


Yeah! That was so weird, huh?

Phoebe, why’d you do it?

I didn’t do it! It was Chandler! He’s… He’s mad at you!


That’s what Monica said.

Limited seating my ass. Let’s see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!


Chandler, why would you do that?

Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it  is a bit of a challenge.

It is when you put it together with that one.

Ah, well if you don’t clear this off, you won’t be getting one  of those from me. But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this  can’t be there.

Come on, he won’t even know what they mean.


No, we only went out once.

You dated her!

All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!


Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?

No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?

I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...

Oh! How's it going?

It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!


It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.

Y'know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

(Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!

(Takes mike) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction) (Sung)


Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

Wh-what do you mean?

Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.


No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...

That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?


I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?

Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.


Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....

Okay. (One of Joey’s co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesn’t look very fulfilled.

Oh, that’s, that’s ah, one of the old ones, he’s just taking it to the back.


Okay, lesson one chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. (She starts to show Joey the chords. Transcribers Note For this one you'll have to use your imagination, 'cause it would take me 50 pages to describe each one. So if you want to see them, you'll have to wait for this episode to come to a TV near you.) (Holding up her hand and then reconfiguring her hand with each name.) So then, this is Bear Claw. Okay, umm, Turkey Leg and Old Lady. (Joey tries to imitate them.)

Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. (Holds up his hand in one of Phoebe's chords.)


Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!


Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle)

Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!

Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!

So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.

No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!

Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.


Still on Amelia Earhart?

The woman just vanished!

Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?


See Chandler? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already! They’re very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants…

You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)

(almost crying) They hurt so much!


You do realise  that's your brother?

Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler   makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall.   Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey   and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people  leaving with the   same person we came with.


Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!


ride more fun?!"

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)

I had too okay?! We’re getting married! Married couples can’t keep secrets from one another!


Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she retreats to safety between Richard's legs)

Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.

Woo-hoo, stuud!


Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.

But only if it’s a girl.

Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!

Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...

chandler addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


So who's gonna tell them?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


How did we do?


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

Eh! Stop it!

Chandler! What are you doing here?

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)

Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.

Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!


Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Whose little ball of paper is this?!

Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.

Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)


Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.


Well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. Like… (They all try to think about one example and don’t succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.


Really? Which one?

(stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

monica addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


(on phone) Oh that’s great! Good for you.

Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm… (Joey mimes throwing something in the air, catching it, rolling it out, putting it in an oven and cutting it.) Can you hold for one second please? (To Joey) What?!

When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

(on phone) Hi! I’m back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, we’ll do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)


Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?

What about my cab?

No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.

I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?

I don’t know, it’s such a long trip.

It’ll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.


Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?

Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean—(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)—Or he does.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn’t invited and you got "and guest?!"

What? I can’t cancel on Joan!

Bec—Did you not hear me?! She’s an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? They’re wild! Why do you want to come anyway?


Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.


Neat. I'm gonna die alone.

Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.

Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.

If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook,like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with aSnake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids willwalk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'llshout!


We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…

All right, I'll take care of it.


Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?

I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.


No, one of them...

I don't know, what were the names I just said?

Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.

, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.

Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just…(Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it)…throw your purses at it.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)

(after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

Uh, here. What time?

Finger sandwiches and tea.

Ooh great! Very Monica.


Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.

Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.

If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook,like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with aSnake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids willwalk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'llshout!

You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.


It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! (To Ross) She's-she's gonna kill me.


Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindof capade.

I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’suh, somethin’ about her.

That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knittingcircle) we get it. You like her. Great!

Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.

Alright, well, maybe now it’s not okay.

Okay... Well maybe now I’m not okay with it not being okay.


[opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?

Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?

Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me anotherchance.


Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.


Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna    be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!

Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! (Phoebe and Joey run towards    the bathroom and enter)

(Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and    Joey come out looking shocked)

No, it did not.


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.


No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.

Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?

I called him.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


) I was about to do some serious damage!


Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way.

Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".

Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.

Tell me more.

Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)


Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)

No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.


Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you’d want to get back together?


Oh that’s right, that’s what I’d sound like if I exploded.


Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey    bangs on     the door again)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ooh... she backed out.

She did? Why?

I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.


What was that bam?

Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know.


Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?

Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!


Okay, let's go!


Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)

Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?

No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?

Do you want me to be afraid of you?


Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.

Yeah that’s what she said.

So I don’t wanna be just anybody.

You know what, it’s, it’s better this way anyway. I mean I don’t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It’s just much easier if we’re just friends who have a kid.

And you’re Okay with that?


Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.

And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?

My parents will be so happy.


(To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.

Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.

But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?

Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?


I mean I think I’d say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I’m standing there with this charming, cute guy, who’s asking me to go out with him, which I’m allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like I’d be cheating on Ross or something.

So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.


(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!

(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?

Don't come out here!

No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!


Well last night, I met Monica’s.


(to Joey) Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if    you didn't go after her.

So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call    her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds    about right.

Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told    me I can't have it makes me want her even more!


Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.

That's so cool. I'll let Monica know.


...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?


Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)

All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.


Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?


Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.

Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.


Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.

Phoebe really likes the bike huh?

Oh yeah! I saw her walkin’ it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?


What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?

Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)

Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?


Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?


(She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?

What the hell are doing?!!


No you’re fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?

Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn’t matter.


Hey, look, you’re in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, she’s gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.


We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)

Yeah that-that, doesn't look right.

What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.


Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.

All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor…

I haven't seen him in so long!


From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.

Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?

Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this—this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.

I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.

Who is it?


Six months? Whoa that’s rough.


Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.

(skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Yeah, I got my speech!

Do you got your gracious loser face?

Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!


Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.


Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it.

is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!

Phoebe, I told her you already knew.

Another lie. You have a sickness!


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.

Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)

You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man.


(entering) Oh, hey, you guys!


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Shut up, I'm happy.


(angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!


He took my essence!


Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!

Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.


Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!


Look at that! Look at that! They’re going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?

Me neither! We have to get in! (She runs through the door with Chandler in tow.)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!


Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?

Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.

Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE    TIME!

I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks    you guys!


Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!

Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms.

Oh my, oh my God!

Aw, it’s unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?


Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....

Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didn’t tell us?!


I can't smell your sandwich?

Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!

Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?


Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)


Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it.    That is     the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.

No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault    and kind     of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing.    Nice.

Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else    gets     hurt?

No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing,    okay? And     you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.


You still on that?

Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking) "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.

Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)

phoebe addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


Yeah, Chandler why don’t you take a walk? This doesn’t concern you.

Oh well, that makes it not terrible.

No, yeah, we never find them! She’s always best at us that wily minx.


Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.

And yet, here we are doing it again.

Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!


(laughs) All I could think of was y’know, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!


Honestly? Me too.

Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.

Ohh, I’m so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it’s really, it’s made me stay calm. (Chandler just looks at her.) I coulda been worse!

Okay. I’ll be right there.

(voice on answering machine) Hi! If you’re calling before Saturday, you’ve reached Monica and Chandler. But if you’re calling after Saturday, you’ve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!


Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?

What you don’t think I’d go up to her?


(standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!

I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.


(entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?

Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.

gonna be on TV!

No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.


God, it’s great to catch up! I can’t believe how long it’s been!

(on phone) Oh that’s great! Good for you.

Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm… (Joey mimes throwing something in the air, catching it, rolling it out, putting it in an oven and cutting it.) Can you hold for one second please? (To Joey) What?!

When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

(on phone) Hi! I’m back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, we’ll do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!


I got fired.

Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...


If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

(noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?


You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!


Where are you going?

How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.


Yeah, maybe it’s like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)

All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him.

Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. (thinking aloud) Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?


I’m not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)

Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?

Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…


Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.


…so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.


Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!

Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.

That's not a question.

But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.


What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!


We're not gonna have this conversation again...    Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this    huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about    losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey    looks around)

You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see    I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits    down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah,    I could see it.


I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!

How is that ever going to happen?!

All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


That’s not a state Joe.

I got to go, so ah, I’ll see you guys later.

(to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?

Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, I’m running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there’s no future? Either they’re too old, or they’re too young, and then there’s Pete who’s-who’s crazy about me, and who’s absolutely perfect for me, and there’s like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like something’s wrong with me?!


to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say ”Well...”) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!


Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?

Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?

That’s a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?

Hey! Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

Joey, the guy’s your best friend.


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)

Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...


What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!

Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?

Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!

Again I must go back to, how?

This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?

(Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.

Hey, are you unsupporting me again?


Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)

Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?

Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing… Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?

Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.


Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.

RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!

Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.


Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!

Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you’d believe that. This sucks!


Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away.    You know, to reconnect... emotionally.

There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...


Let me see that.


Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]


Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull  yourself together, okay?

Ah, did I leave the stove on?

You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -  TOW Ross Got High, first aired 1999-11-25.)

Is the window open? Because if theres a window open, a bird  could fly in there.

Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think youre right. I think   listen, listen!

A pigeon, a pigeon. (previously scared Rachel turns away) No, no  wait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby,  seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty birds aid. The eagle,  however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby on its talon.  Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still up lays  (?) are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the  apartment.

Boy, are you gonna be sorry if thats true.


(to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, I’m-I’m talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.

Someone in here.


Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.

What the hell is this? (holding up the check)


Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris…Holy cow, that’s a big word. Trisc… Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?

Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.

Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

No, they're not.

Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby   with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your   danglers RIGHT NOW!

well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know   a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he   used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.


(picks it up) And now I’ve picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)

Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!


Okay, even this is turning me on!

Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and  Mona? Are you guys still together?

Oh yeah, yeah we’re moving forward. You’ll be getting our card!

Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to  have the conversation about where the relationship is going.


So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?

Ick, you were eavesdropping.

Oh, I’m sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.


But equally real!

Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are    getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind    performing them once now?

(to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh?    Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.

rachel addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


(entering) I am not!

Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)

No Phoebe I am mad!


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!

Hey! So, did you quit?


Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?


According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) What's going on?


Hey, what have you guys been up to?

Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.

ross addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


You chipped in?!


No, just give me another minute.

Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.

This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.

Okay, but if you can't…no dinner!


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.


I don’t see him. Hey! Maybe he’s in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)

Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole.


No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Oh, that’s it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea!


I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.

Maybe we should check the trash chute.


Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.

But he's the same.


Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!

Have you even had a girl up here?


Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.


Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]


Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!


It still wouldn’t be clean. (Rachel makes an ‘Eww, disgusting!’ face) All I want is my freedom.

Foot rubs for a month!

I’ll take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!


) Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make… uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid…


Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).


No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.


I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."

She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)

Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


And you're gonna make them all disappear.

Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, you tell a lot of jokes!


That is the most ridiculous...


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.


Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.

I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!


Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!

Honey I swear it we just kissed.

It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)

ross addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!

(To Ross) I’ll tell you about it later. Be cool.

Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!

It wasn’t my ring! It’s Ross’s ring! That’s why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.


Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.

Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.

Oh well, where is he?!

She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn’t heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look (shows Monica)! Isn’t this what he would look like now?


Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)

(excitedly) Can I come?! I won’t even talk! You’ll just hear the noise from my video camera.


Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)

Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?

monica addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


What are you talking about? Bitch.

Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?

Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.


Alright. Just keep him away from me.


Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris…Holy cow, that’s a big word. Trisc… Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?

Let me see that.


Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it.

Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?

Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!

Hey uh, I brought you some lunch.


Look, I just don’t think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Y’know? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Y’know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.

RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!

Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down.


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?


Ross, say something. Anything.

So you two are..?

And have you .. ed?


Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.

No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can’t go to him when I don’t have a boyfriend!


I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.

Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.


Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I   can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but   they're my babies.

I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You   know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You   name the day, and I'll be there.

How about tomorrow?

Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff   around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day   together.

You'd do that for us?


We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'

Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.

(Tapping Ross on his shoulder) So, you feel like a dad yet?

(Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?


(Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby   with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your   danglers RIGHT NOW!

well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know   a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he   used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)

I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross,   No I'm just gonna be honest with him.


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]


Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?

Rachel, I’ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?


Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t eat meat until she has the babies!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?

Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?


Still on Amelia Earhart?


I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too.

(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!

(quickly) I call Godfather!

Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?

Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!

All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!

Ross came in forth and cried!


And yet, here we are doing it again.

Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!

Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!

All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!

I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!

I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!


Your make-up!

(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.

Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.)


In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.


God. I feel violated.

Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?

(staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.

Is it? Feels like two.

(sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!


So who's gonna tell them?

Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?

You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.

Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…

Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!

No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!

Well-well but it is huge.

I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.


Yeah, we'll be okay.

Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)

I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.


Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.


When they see this you'll be 52!

And starting to think about settling down!

Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents    on?

(To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?

Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?


Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.

Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet.

Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?

Oh all right.

Oh well, we don’t because we got…the…other pl-place.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)


You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)

Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.

Oh, you had that?


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?

No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)

Just one thing umm…

We live together. You’re having our baby. I’m not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?

(pause) Wow! I don’t know, maybe. I’m…

Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin’ around! (She’s stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?

(laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin’ with you too!


Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.


Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindof capade.

I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’suh, somethin’ about her.

That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knittingcircle) we get it. You like her. Great!

phoebe addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Pass the cheese, please.


Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

Why would I return it? I love this bag!

All right, then you owe me $350.

Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...

That's how they do pants!  Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way.


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.

Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!

Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!

joey addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


No, Beth doesn’t die, she doesn’t die. Does she Rachel?

No. She doesn’t die.

Because, I wanted to hurt you.


(stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?

Uhh, well, she's…really good in bed.


(quietly) Bye, fat ass.

ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!

I don't know! I don't remember!

Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?

Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney.


Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?

Come on, they're close.

Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.


Hey! I’m sorry! That—(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?

I don’t know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.

Yeah, y’know at first I thought we could talk about this y’know, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I don’t think I…

Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that I’ll stop seeing her?


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.


If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would    have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)


Because I knew you were lying!

All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)

(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)

I am going… I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm… I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.

What?! Oh my-oh my God!

I know I told you, it’s a really big problem.

What he wants to buy your baby?!

Can you believe that?!


Joey we know you steal our food.

I can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.


Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.


Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance.

(out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!


No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.

Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!


Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.

Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.

Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.


Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn’t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.

Oh well, hey, Joey’s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he’ll be there.

Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he’ll be there. And he’ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you’re really hot.


Phoebe, I can explain!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ahh, the babies miss me?


I need something sweet.


I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I just—I didn't know what it was!


Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?


Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?

No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!

That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!

, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...

Not a good day for birds...


[her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?

Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.

Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.


Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?


Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.

Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.

I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.


Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

(pointing) It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!

(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!


What? They will be!


Really? Which one?

(stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!

They’re just talking, and y’know what? Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen.


Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?

Hey Pheebs, what’s up?


Seriously, what-what's the part?

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?

...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.


Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (They’re shocked.)

All right, I’m gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.


Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!

to see you feeling like this!

Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.

ross addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.


Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.

Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.

So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?

monica addressed rachel, not joey (ground truth)


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.


Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!

Oh, you came on to Ross!

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.


(to Lauren) In a minute!!

So this is it? Victor?

Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick ‘cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, you’ve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her.

So long, Vic! (waving good bye as the ladder retracts)


No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!

And you couldn’t think of anything else?!

(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!


(to Ross, mouthing) Don't make me come up there!

Yeah! Let's go out.


Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!

How hot do I look in this, huh?!

Ross, a sports car? Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?

been into cars.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(To Rachel) Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!

Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think I’m partly at fault. You see, I didn’t, I didn’t tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! So I think it’s better that I stay at Joey’s.


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.

Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.

Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.

The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.


Why would I eat my own arm?


(smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to    your new home! (she holds out the 'painting')


What is your job?

Staying out of the way.

This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)

joey addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now…


Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.


Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!

So, you look great.

No you do. You... just...


Well, then talk!

Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?


Wow! That is a bad audition.

How-how did you lose your job here?


I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?

Come on, tell me.

All right, you’re probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.

What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!


No, I’m-I’m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."


(to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?

Yeah, and you don’t mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.

That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)

(on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, it’s Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, don’t you apologize. (listens) Yeah, I’ll hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.


Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.

It’s a good thing I didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night

I will think about it.


(shocked) You let Joey drive it?!

Yeah, you got a couple hours?


Hey, where’d you get that?

I went really long.

Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!

monica addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


(entering) Joey, do you have a minute?

(To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)


Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now.


But hey, it's courtside. The cheerleaders are going to be right    in fr. . . (Pause) That's not the way to convince you.

Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You    can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me." So, if you could just    realize it on your own . . .

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(laughs) All I could think of was y’know, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"

I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)

Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.

I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks today and I’ve only had six.

Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again am I?

You sound like a guy.

No, a guy would be saying, "I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! I’ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I’d be giving up! I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again.


(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)

And she just gave you this?

Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.

I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.


Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.

That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.


Well you sure used a large font.


What do you think you’re doing?!

Just washing the windshield. (She turns on the wipers forcing Ross off of the hood.)

way I am letting you drive this car! So why don’t you just hand over the keys?


Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.

Oh, of course...

Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!


Seriously, what-what's the part?

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"


Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'

(entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?


Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.


Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!

Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?

(to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...

Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have principles, so screw you, the tickets are ours!! (takes tickets from Rachel)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.

Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.

Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.

So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?


So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?


No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Oh, that’s it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea!


Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!

(pointing) It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!

(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!


No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?

Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!

Hey you leave Marcel out of this!

Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!


It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.


Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids.

I’m sorry, it’s just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp—to be a counselor!

Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Wow, really? One time he just looked   at my bra and it popped open.


Then, I don't get it.

Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.

But I just wa...

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can’t offer anything to us!

Let us keep the apartment and…

As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Are you scared?


Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)

Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.

No just, nobody press on my stomach.


It used to be. Now she doesn’t really have a face. Smokin’ body though.

Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isn’t Rachel.

No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?


Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn’t invited and you got "and guest?!"

What? I can’t cancel on Joan!


Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I’m gay! I’m gay!" Can I bring her in?

Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet.


military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.

Before or after you were shot by your own troops?

I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.


Oh hey Joey! What's up?

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, I’ll take another question.


Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don’t know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?

Will you get us better gifts?

Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!

Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.


Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn’t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.

Oh well, hey, Joey’s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he’ll be there.

Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he’ll be there. And he’ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you’re really hot.

What do ya say? What do ya say?


You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.

Ok, you have to stop playing now.

Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!

(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!


I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)

Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…

rachel addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive    when you're asleep.

GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!

Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at    this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)


That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.


You don’t need to fill these silences.

Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!

Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)

All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.


Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn’t.

Why haven’t you told them?! Wouldn’t they be happy?!

(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

Why wouldn’t they be happy?

Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. I’m sorry.

Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

Is this why they don’t like me or why you don’t like me?


Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!

(entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?

Umm, oh, hey, I don’t know. How about a big one?

Well then a small one!! Listen, let’s, we kinda have to get going!

Wait! Where’s my shoes?


Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I'm     kissing Rachel!

I know, I'm her!


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.


Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!


And Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.


Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I’m right here.


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!

(as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.

joey addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Thanks. But maybe later.

Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?

gunther was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!

Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.


Yeah, we'll be okay.


Because! You’re mean on the boat!

What? I was just trying to teach you.

Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


That’s what Monica said.


Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.


Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to  have the conversation about where the relationship is going.

I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I  mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"


I have plans.

All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Here you go.

So do you want to hang out or something?

Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.


They know you know.

Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!

God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!

phoebe addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


How did we do?

Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.

I did not freak out.


Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.

Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?

Rome. Jerk missed his flight.


Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?

Well, then talk!

Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?

Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]

Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.

Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey    bangs on     the door again)

What's going on?

WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BERT. EVERYTHNG'S FINE!!

Everything doesn't sound fine!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!

Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!

Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off.

ross addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Do you think I'm someone else?

Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?


No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.


Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 900!

Oh! (Pulls up his pants.) Sorry. Uh, I’ve got those plans with Phoebe, why?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".


And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.


Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.


Yeah, which was nice.

You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?

Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?

rachel addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.

Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.

Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.

No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.

Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.


I'll take it all.


Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?

I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.

You were in a porno?


Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.

Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)

chandler addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!

Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!


Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?

Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off, (In a sexy voice) for you.


If you wanna call that a reason.

[singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's thebitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.


Joey, that is not gonna work.

No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.

(in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.

Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.

does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.


Chandler, why would you do that?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No, I'm sorry.

Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay withher and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to getmarried, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."

I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like acomplete nightmare.


Yeah, big stuff.

Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


What are these, like famous chickens?


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...

It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...

Oh... what an interesting name.

You know I... (lifts her head and tries to look in Phoebe's    direction)