You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!

Ah, this place is great!

Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).

Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!


Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I’ve got canned goods.

(jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No, you don’t have to, and you can’t because I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!

Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.

Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!


(excited and clapping her hands in front of her face) Goody, what is it!


Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?

Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?

No, I will not!

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.


Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Whose little ball of paper is this?!

Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.

chandler addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.

Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk.

Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.


You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.

I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".

Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.


Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we’re down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.

No! Come on! Don’t make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.

Honey, there’s a reason.

God, I’m not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I would say, "Woman, please!"

sweet! He’s a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Y’know normally y’know, I don’t like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!


(to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing    prepared?

Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole    crew waiting!


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

Are you serious?!

Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.

Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!

Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!


(he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?

Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!

C'mon! This looks good!

Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.


(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!

Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!

Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.

Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.

I’m gonna be on two TV shows!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, then talk!

Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?

Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.

I'm gonna do it.

All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.

All right, fine.


...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?

Well, I-I could live without it.

Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

joey addressed phoebe, not rachel (ground truth)


can get in on a beauty scholarship.

(blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

So where are you applying to?

Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!

I'm in college and I'm in a band.


I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?

Come on, tell me.


Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?


I said name one!

I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!

Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…

monica addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!

I’m curious about the human body.

Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.

You wanna fool around with Joey?

Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!

Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?

Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.

Who, who are they?

I know them from work.

Both of them?


Oh my God Chandler! I can’t believe it!

Why do they put so much steam in there?!


This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?

A little tall.


Pheebs, how’s it going?


Well, we're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend, I have a    b. . . baby and a Ross.

Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen. We're just having fun.    You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact."

Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.

Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating    on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head    slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") I heard it.


How come you didn't come over earlier?

'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.


I don’t wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"

Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!


Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?

I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.


Well, look at that, same thing.

Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.

Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!

name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?


Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?


Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


that she put me in charge of cups and ice.


All right look, Ross, he’s right. Emily’s great, she’s great! But this way too soon, you’re only gonna scare her!


(to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!


Me too, we should get goin'.

No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.


No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.


Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)


I am pretty wisdomous.

So... what do you say?

Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)

Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.


Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

You wanna what?!

I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It’s the most intense physical competition in the world, it’s banned in 49 states!


Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)

Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?


Monica, betting the apartment, I don’t know about this.

Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)


Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I'm very impressed.

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into    woodland creatures.

I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?

That's how old you are.

Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?


She’s just doing her job!


Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.

Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.

Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.

This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

Make love? What are you a girl?


Oooh that may be a New World's record (Looks at his watch and picks up Ross' pad)


I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!

So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.

No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!

Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.

No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!

How good is that?

Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!

I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.


Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?

All right, so I haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.

All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.

for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.


Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?

I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.

All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?


, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.


Who? Two divorces and Joey?!

She's right y'know.


No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.


See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!

(with his mouth full) What happened? I’m just eating candy.


Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?

Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.


But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud.

I’m up all night!

What about all the women you want to bring home?

Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!


Oh, um, around 802. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.

So, are you gonna see him again?

Monica, what are you doing?

It’s not a date, okay. I’m just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.

We’re not gonna have sex! Okay, nothing’s changed here. He still doesn’t want children and I still do, so that’s why we’re just gonna be friends.


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.


Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What are you guys doing out here?

Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.

No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.


Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Really, is he a swimmer?

He's got the body for it.

I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?

You guys have one of those signs that says 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.

We do not have one of those signs.

Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids.

Two girls and a boy?

And, and, and they wear those little water wings, you know. And they're, they're running around on the deck. Then Hoyt wraps this big towel around all three of them.


Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.

(on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)

Well, what happened?


Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.


We were playing a game.

Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?

rachel addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Okay. Have a benefit.


Are you trying to do a British accent?

(pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets   pedicures!

Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?

I know, and she's always bragging   about all the famous people she's met.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Then don't touch one!!

(notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!

chandler addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


So how many more do you have tomorrow?

Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’

(entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!

monica addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


(entering) I am not!


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!

Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.

All right, let’s be practical, if Ross isn’t willing to do it, he’s not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler—Chandler is good!

monica addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared,    or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise,    I like proposals!

sweet, and like the   most romantic thing ever.

Well, hey! Well... (he takes his mug to toast Phoebe)    Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world! To Phoebe and...    (a bit uncertain) I wanna say Mike? (pause) To Phoebe and Mike!

joey addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


(entering) Joey, do you have a minute?

(To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.

(to Monica and Rachel) It’s winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)

ross addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!


Oh really? Like what Monica?

Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…

Oh yeah, good start Mon.

She lets you borrow them.

Yeah and you stretch ‘em out with your big old clown feet.

Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.


Ross, I hated you when we were kids.

Why did you hate me?

Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.

And that wasn't fun for you?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.

The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!

Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!


No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up.


Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!

Phoebe, y’know why don’t we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?

No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I’ll see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)


Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?

Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.

Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.

Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress.

Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children.

Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?

No, no. See, you and Drake are having a fight.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, we're not keeping this!

But it's an original Buffay...

Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't    mind that she's haunted.

Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive    when you're asleep.

She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body    across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice)    And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your    doorknob.


What is it doing here?

Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. (She bends down, picks up the dog, and waves with one of its paws) Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?

Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!

Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!


Yeah. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. The father’s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?


Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?


bar after every  game.


(entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)


Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!

(to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it.

Joey, what are you doing?! It’s never gonna happen, she’s seeing somebody.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


He's got nothing!


Thanks. But maybe later.


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?

(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.

Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.

Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.

What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?

. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.


The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.


(terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!

Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


(to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isn’t it Spiderman? Y’know like Goldman, Silverman...

No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man.


(yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!

(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!

Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!

There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!


Well, I'm very impressed.

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into    woodland creatures.


So you think Ross too?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

Yeah, he likes porn.

I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!

Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, ‘cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.


You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.

Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.


I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist. (Stops reading.) All right Joey, we get it. (To Chandler) I'm sorry.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…


I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!

So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?


Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! (Joey nods his agreement.)

(on cell phone) I’m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby…


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, where’d you get that?


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, it’s your mom. (Hands him the phone.)


Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)

It’s not a real game! I made it up!

I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.

At a fake game!!

good at Cups.


Are you sure?

Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!

Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you’ve been Bamboozled!

This is the best game ever!!!


Yeah, he likes porn.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!

Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...

Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.

(yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!


Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

carol was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?

(gasps) You found my book?!

Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!


Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Let’s have Monica decide.

Why do I have to decide?


Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.

(entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.

Oh great! What, you brought Joey?

Well, I brought the next best thing.


How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?

I have no idea. But look how much they spent!


He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.

Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!

Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!

Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.

No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)


All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?


Where is the waitress?! I’m starving!


Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win.


Yeah. What are we getting?

(to Chandler) Anything but stew.


What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks we’re engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we’re engaged?!

Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.

I didn’t give her that ring!

So whose ring is it?


You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.

All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s.

Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I’m trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joey’s arm, Joey pats Chandler’s shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.)

Oh, I’m sorry. Thank you Chandler.

So he has to be a male who has at least $50.


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.

Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?

monica addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.

Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover.


(looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Where’s 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, you’ve have more of these for Susan right?

carol was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Ahh, the babies miss me?

What? You ordered pizza without me?!

Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.

Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.

All right that’s it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.

Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.

Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue! He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'

Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!

more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.

He could never get a woman like that in a million years.

Thank you, buddy.


And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.

Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.


I said I didn’t technically.

Okay let’s put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.


Well, thank you for lunch.

What? Wait a minute, I didn’t pay, I thought you paid!


We’ll try to keep it down.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?

time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn’t been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?

Kinda, but I’ve just been having way too much fun.

So you’re not homesick yet?


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!


Ross, are you okay?

I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.

On account of my rage.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!


I can't believe you tried to cut   me out. Why Phoebe, why?

It was right after we were living together and you   were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and   shrill.


Who are those people?

Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.

Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. (She leaves)

rachel addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Shut up, I'm happy.


are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!


What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you’re having a party and we’re not invited?

I can’t believe I’m gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I don’t know why.


I’m not feeling it.

I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…

No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?

It’s been six months! I’m always hot!

Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.

All right now… All right, you’re all set up. You’re good to go. Just hit record. All right?

Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I’ll help you out.

(trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)


Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, it's not about quantity.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yes. Yes I do.

All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.

Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.

You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'


You know more than one Fun Bobby?

I happen to know a Fun Bob.

(Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...

Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!

(Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.

(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!

This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.


I said I’ll do it!

Nobody wants to do it? All right, I’ll do it myself.

Monica! I’m not gonna screw it up!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "What’s going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.

Oh, all right. What did I have?

You had a salad.

Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.


Gee, Monica, what's in the bag?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!

And so, we’re hiding in the bathroom.

And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.

monica was addressed by richard and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.

Yeah, I can do that.


Hey, here's a thought, Ross. [reaches for the computer]

Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.


Hey look-look, Phoebe’s talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.

Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.

Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.

It’s not a club.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?

It’s been six months! I’m always hot!


Oh! Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?

What? I…I just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.

Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?

I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.


Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?

Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.


So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.

If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?

(noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?

Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!

It's a diaper commercial.

Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!


Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.

This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)


Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!

Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)

Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?

Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.


No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


…so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.

(To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.

Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.

It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!

Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.

Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)

And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.


[her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?

Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.


first! Now let’s take a look at… (Phoebe rushes in.)

I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.

Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each other’s hometowns? Why don’t you… (Motions that they should learn everyone’s hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-what’s going on?

Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y’know? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?


What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!

Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!

What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.


Do you think I'm someone else?


See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.

That really is something; that's really cool.

Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Where are you going?

How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)

I can do that for the kids.


I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!

How is that ever going to happen?!

All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!


! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?


And on your anniversary, for shame!


They really were pretty, weren’t they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?

Yeah it is.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else.


What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!


Oh my God.

Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!

What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!

(sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?

You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.


You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.


Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?


In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)


Okay Monica, did you know about this?!

I swear I didn’t. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)

Do you feel better?

No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)


But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! (catches her in the hallway)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I am pretty wisdomous.


Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.


Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)


Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.

And thank you, for that.


Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.

Really? She... she loves me?

Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever (She leaves the room).

Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then...  well she can have him.

Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!


Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.

I’ll get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my—(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.

Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw…

(interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?

See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.

No it’s not! No! No! Now it’s about you and Ross getting back together!

See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!


Yeah. Y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?


Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well neither do I!

Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.


What are you guys doing out here?


Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

What? What's on your shoulder?

Um, a chip. A tattoo, I'm getting a tattoo.


Hey Maureen! (They hug.) Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen.

Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)


Six months? Whoa that’s rough.

Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.

The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!

Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!

Okay. Okay. Umm…Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It’s this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they’re like putty.


Ross, we haven’t done the routine since middle school.

Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he’ll wanna build us our own platform!

Was it really that good?

We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, it’s almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?


Chasing him all around the room?

bonnie did not speak next (ground truth)


So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)


But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?

Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this.  You have every right to go nuts.

I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?

No, but you know what I mean.

Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.  (Squeaky.) I'm fine!


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?

No, come on, you know that's not true.

What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!

Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.

I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)


Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?

Because she is!


Almost over man.

(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)

Why am I looking?

Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!

(on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!

You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.

(on the tape) Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. (The duck quacks, to the duck) Choo! Choo! Choo! (To the imaginary cops) Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it…(the duck quacks louder) Choo!! And if I don't get it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck!


I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!

What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!


Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.

If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?


(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.

Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!

phoebe addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.

Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.

Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, I know. Hey, y’know what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!

One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?

Yeah-yeah, we never had that,

Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, I’m-I’m sure it would be amazing but I…gotta say I really-really don’t think it would be a good idea. Y’know? I really, really…don’t.


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!

Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

phoebe addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


I don't know, probably just invest it.


We’ll try to keep it down.

Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna makesure it fits.

Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan inher lap) ..oh, this is really...

Oh, no no no. It’s for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.

Ohhh... Sure, yeah... (disgustedly dropping the cardigan back into the bag)..okay, it fits.


I don't know, you might be the first one.


Yeah, big stuff.

Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]

[grabs for seat belt] Where's my seat belt?


Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying she’d like to go out again.


(waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?

Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.

It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.

That guy, he burns me up.


Give it to me!

I'll go in there.

Phoebe come here

Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!


Okay! All right! How was she?


Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.

Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!

Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

Yeah, but you're making me look bad!

No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!


I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.


Yeah, I got my speech!

Do you got your gracious loser face?

Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!

Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?


Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?

No-no-no-no-no! It’s a surprise, but it’s gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while.


Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would       set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you       up on a date that didn't even show.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.

Tell me more.

Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)


We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…

All right, I'll take care of it.

Oh no, wait! Joey!

Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!

hotter than I am.

Chandler, this actually bothers you?

Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?


(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!

(looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry?

My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.

(incredulous) I gave him an extremely professional massage!

He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.

Okay, so it wasn’t uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.

Well, he’s never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!

Hey, y’know what? This is your fault! You’re the one that didn’t move his-his appointment.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


. (Joey  enters.) I’ll call you back.

Who was that?


No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.


(She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?

What the hell are doing?!!

(running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!


No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.


What is it doing here?

Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait. (She bends down, picks up the dog, and waves with one of its paws) Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?


All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.


[opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?

Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?


You're a dork.


I’m fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!


Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?

I guess I didn’t really think about it.

(finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! You’re an ezel!

ross addressed gunther, not joey (ground truth)


I don't know, you might be the first one.

Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.


(waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?


Really? Which one?


What did I marry into?

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?


Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?

I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.

Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?

I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.


Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything.


Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.


Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?


Hey, Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while?

Hide the Lamp.

Monica, let it go.

Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?


Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


During this time…are you, are you still my best man?

Do I still call you Ross?

Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!


Yeah. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. The father’s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?

(entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!

Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

(slowly turning and glaring at her) She’s not even cold yet!

But don’t you think Rosita would’ve wanted you to move on? I mean y’know, she did always put…your comfort first.


Ow, that had to hurt!

Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.

Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.

monica addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.

(answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.


I've never given her a cookie. Have you?

I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how    much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.


OK, tip the man.

No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.

Ooh, this is it, 74. [screeches to a halt, Joey and Chandler are thrown into the plexiglass wall in the cab]


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?

Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!

(To Joey) Look there is no way you’re doing this wedding now. Okay?


Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?

uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?


(taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?

That was you?! I thought it was Jack!


(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.

Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. (She leaves)

(to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)

I cannot believe her.

I know. Where do you wanna go eat?


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?


want to see you again!


Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.


Yeah. Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with    his knee.


Seriously, where did you get the hat?

Ross gave it to me.

Yeah, I think she looks good.


How is that important?


We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…

All right, I'll take care of it.

Oh no, wait! Joey!

Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?


Ross, you don’t have to yell.

There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.

Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac…

Y’know what? I think that’s enough for today. Thanks for your help! (He grabs their scripts and heads for his room.)


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!

I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.


What makes it pilgrim?


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!

Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?


Oh my God. He threw up?


Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.

But I already gave them back to you!

No you didn't.

All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?


Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut.


All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.


No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something.


Ross came in forth and cried!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.

Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.


Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.

Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!

They put you in jail?

The little jail between the doors!


Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!

Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?

A little tall.

Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)


Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.

Ow, ow, OK. Alright, alright, Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, alright.


Here you go.

So do you want to hang out or something?

Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.

Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.

Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Because I knew you were lying!

All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)

(as she's being dragged) What are you? Monica!! Stop it!! Oh my God! Stop it! (Monica drags her totally onto the floor and on her back.)

I am going… I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm… I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)

Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!


You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -  TOW Ross Got High, first aired 1999-11-25.)

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh really? Like what Monica?

Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…


And on your anniversary, for shame!


Why’d you say no?


Well, well I can up with it!

!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.

Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ohh! So you're 5639?!

That's it! Thanks Pheebs!


they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".

You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)


Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I don’t know. A month?

Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.


(to a customer) Are you all finished here?

Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.

joey was addressed by gunther and spoke (ground truth)


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch.


Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...

It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...


Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.

But only if it’s a girl.

Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?

Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?


All right, uh… (To Ross) Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?

Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.


Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?

You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths ‘Don’t worry, I’ll be here the whole time.’ to Ross.) Yes! That’d be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths ‘Yeah!’ and holds up her thumb.)

ross addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an 'Ewww' face) Okay, I'm late for work.

Thank you Rachel.


Honey I swear it we just kissed.

It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)


Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?

Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.


And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.


Okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? It’s completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.

That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know… (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)

Yeah that’s great! Next to that, Chandler won’t look so stupid.

All right, but I should warn you, I’m not going. I’m going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)


Going to the hospital tonight?


I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.


Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.

So, you look great.

No you do. You... just...

You’ve got panties stuck to your leg.

(removes them) That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity.

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!


Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how’s it going with her?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.

Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage    chains.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.

Fine, I'll give the suit back.


No, we only went out once.


Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.

Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaksas sort of a thank-you.

But wait, there's more. Hey, Chandler, what is in the envelope?

By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright,    moving on...

think   I should propose?

Ok, ok, so how should I do it?

How about at a game, on the big screen?

What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to,    plus he'd never suspect it!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?

Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.

Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.

Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress.

Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children.

Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?


Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!


(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!


Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's   not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.

Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always   a mistake.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?

Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)


The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!

Well-well you can give them to me! I haven’t felt my feet in years!


Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)


Okay, is this lamp in the same place?

Who cares? I repel women.


Here you go.

Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.

Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50.

If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?


You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?

It's gonna be so hot! (She kisses him.)


It’s my new apothecary table!

Ross! Phoebe’s gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy  restaurant. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun!  I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not  fun.


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!

I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.


So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?

I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.

monica addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


It’s beautiful! It’s like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I—never borrowed your Walkman.

Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!

You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)

Does it hurt?

No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!

Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?

When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!


What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?

Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)

Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.


Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you’re obsessed with her. It’s always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!

No-no, I bought those.


Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’

Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?

Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along.

Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I don’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)

Okay, okay, okay. (hugs her) I’ll get the bagels.


Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?

Hard to tell, I was naked.

No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?


Because I knew you were lying!

All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania    Twain.

(after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!

Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)

Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.


(taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.

(suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could    happen to anyone. All right, see ya.


Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut.


Oh.... my God.


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?


Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?

Hey Ross! Doesn’t Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!

(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!

But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?

Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.


I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.


Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? (He nods yes.)

Okay, I’ll see you later pal.

Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads ‘Poop.’) Wh—Ah-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it.

What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) That’s great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!


Yeah! Do that!

And-and you won’t blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)

gunther was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?

I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.

Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah I think so.

(To Rachel) I wasn’t talking to you.


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)


And the Irish guy wins the joke!

How crazy that we’d run into you!

Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens I’d like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.

(obviously attracted to him) Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?


Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)

All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.

Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)

phoebe addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.

I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.

Well look who’s here!

Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!


Monica? What time is it?

Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.

I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)

getting tired of sneaking around.


Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!

Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.


Well, I brought the next best thing.

Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!

Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…


(very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)


Let me see that.

This one right here. (Ross whines.)

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.

But Ross, its you and me!

So? Sure! But it-it wouldn’t be anything romantic. And I’m-I’m dating Mona—Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!

I don’t know. Is it crazy?


All right then. (Gets up, in an announcer’s voice) Rachel Green! Let’s play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?

Uh, put your elbow in it.

Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?


No! You should've read it yourself!

Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!

Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.


I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.

Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.

Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods.


They really were pretty, weren’t they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)

See, I don’t know, for me it would have to Chantal.


I don’t want you to see me naked!

Rachel, I’ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?

Yeah, but that was different. Y’know? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think it’s weird.


You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.

Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.


Yep! You got the tickets?

Oh! Got ‘em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check!

It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

You got your passport?

Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don’t want to lose that.


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!

Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to  have the conversation about where the relationship is going.


drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.


(entering and interrupting the guy’s escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…

Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey.

I thought you said you were going to do nothing.

Yes, but for the last time.

Okay fine, now Ross…


What are you talking about? Bitch.

Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?

Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.

But why does it even matter?!

Why does it matter so much to you?!

of our best friends! Who knows what you’re gonna marry!


That is the most ridiculous...

You sold me out.

Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.

Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance.


Where are you going?

How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.


(angrily) I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!

What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… (Points to Ross and Rachel.)

phoebe addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.


I have plans.


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....

Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then.

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.

Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)

So, you're ready to do this?


Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.

Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.


Oh my God!

If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.

Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, it is.


(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!

All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.

see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)

WHO DID YOU SEE HIM WITH?


Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!


Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…

Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? (He nods yes.)


Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.


(nearly weeping) I was not ready for this today!

Oh, Phoebe, I’m sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well.


Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.

Ooh, this is it, 74. [screeches to a halt, Joey and Chandler are thrown into the plexiglass wall in the cab]

phoebe addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


All right, ready?


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.

(suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could    happen to anyone. All right, see ya.

(spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa,    whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. If you just got back from Tulsa, how    did your suitcase beat you here?


No, you don’t have to, and you can’t because I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.


But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.


When they see this you'll be 52!

And starting to think about settling down!


Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!

(Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, y'know while we’re on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don’t live here anymore.

I think on some levels she already knows.


Then don't touch one!!


Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (He’s holding a script.)

Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…

richard did not speak next (ground truth)


Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.


A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.

I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?

I don’t know, it’s such a long trip.

It’ll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship.


Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?

I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)

So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.

See that is the problem with invisible dentists.

Why? Why can’t you go to him?


(laughs) She was working on Valentine’s Day so we’re celebrating it tonight.

Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?

Ooh, Joey, that’s actually a really good idea!

And of course, crotchless panties.


Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

So, Chandler, who’s on your list?

Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.


Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)

Chandler, why are you doing this?

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!

Does it matter?!

Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

Yeah o-okay, but I’m just doing this for you.

So I really never get to win anymore?


No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.

Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.

rachel addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.


It’s hard for some people!

(To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wow—whoa!

Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!

I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.


Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.

Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!

Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.


Because! You’re mean on the boat!

What? I was just trying to teach you.


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)

(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.


He shot a bird!


I don’t think so.

Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)

(excitedly) Can I come?! I won’t even talk! You’ll just hear the noise from my video camera.

Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!

Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?


Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.


Okay, okay, you got it!

Ross, can you pass me the yams?

Sure! Oh, and Joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.

Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!

There’s nothing the matter with me. See, I’m not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.


(following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.

But I already gave them back to you!


military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.

Before or after you were shot by your own troops?

I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)

No. A break from us.

Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break.


All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!

(entering) Oh good, you're all up.

Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?

rachel addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.

Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.


Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!