Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.

Oh… No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.

are now in control of my love life.


Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, you have an assistant right?

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.


I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)

Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.


Six months? Whoa that’s rough.

Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.

The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!

Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!


C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else.

Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.

Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


But hey, Ross, this place is available now!

(To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?

Oh, it's perfect!

(To Chandler) How about you?


Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?

Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

(holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.

Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.

She wants me to move to London.

But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.

I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.


Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

Hey, what time is it?

Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?

Are you serious?!

Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.


Ohh, get these things out of me!


Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.

Fifth day's a charm.

Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're       making it so easy on me and Emma.

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well, I’m not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).

(handing Joey the bill) Here you go.

gunther addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…

Joey, why is your cable out?

I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven’t really paid the bill

If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?

No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.


Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

Oh come on Ross!! (She tries to switch places with him and goes under his leg.)

No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, I’m sure we won’t get arrested for this.


I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."


What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.


Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that he’s got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


I do not have baby fever!

Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!


Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesn’t think so.) Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!

You can always sell your baby.

Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m gonna get fired!

rachel addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.


Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.


Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guy’s phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) It’s for me!


Yeah, it is.


All right, I guess we should go.


I can't believe this!


No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?

Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?

Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

(blows it) Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown.

What're you doing?

Just waiting for you sweetie.

Are you remaking the bed?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.

Then, you're redoing it because...

You're pretty much running that risk either way.


Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

Phoebe, you don't eat animals.

For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!


I can't kiss anyone.

So I'm kissing everyone?

Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.

joey addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?

Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate   doctor.

Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's   a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there,   he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'


Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!

(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).


Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you’d believe that. This sucks!

Look, I-I’m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I’m moving right back in with you!

chandler addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

Why, when did you get out of the game?

I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.

Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.


Wow! How do you know how to do that?!

That’s what I do now.


Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Okay, great! Umm, okay, just turn around.

I don’t want you to see me naked!

Rachel, I’ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?

Yeah, but that was different. Y’know? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think it’s weird.

Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.


I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.


Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!

The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)

(entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?

All right that’s it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don’t care!

No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. They’re so happy they get to be a part of your special day.

Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.


Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.


Well, you could also give back the money you owe me.


Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut.

Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.

Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!

I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.


I don't know you guys.

All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'

And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'

joey addressed mark, not chandler (ground truth)


Okay, listen I am not a pervert!

That’s like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!

Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here’s what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.

Why, when did you get out of the game?


Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly    safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and    you'll see!

Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and    there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're    gonna return back to earth!

Space is filled with orbiting children. (pause) Look, please, just come    on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you    won’t regret it.

Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next    time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!

Oh, yeah, that’s the same, I am sure there are thirty different    species of poisonous swings!


Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!


Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?

Baddest. Otherwise the song would be Fat Fat Leroy Brown.

What're you doing?

Just waiting for you sweetie.


(picks it up) And now I’ve picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)

Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

monica addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?


Chandler, I said I was sorry.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, it’s been two days.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.

Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!

That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.

Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.


Well, we never actually got to dinner.

No, we kinda broke up instead.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Because! You’re mean on the boat!


I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)

Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons.

It's not my first time.

Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.


And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey! Ready to go?

Oh yeah, let me just finish this.


That he doesn't exist.


So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?

Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?


(glaring at her) Well, Monica and Chandler can’t go. We’re going to dinner remember?!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye.


Chandler, you have an assistant right?

(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!

No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…

What about him?

I love him. He’s so pretty I wanna cry! I don’t know what to do. Tell me what to do.


(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.

position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!

Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!

(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?

Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)


No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!


I, um, can't tell you.

Joey, what's going on?

OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.

He's planning your birthday party.


(picks it up) And now I’ve picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)

Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.

Yes, his name is Barry, he’s a doctor, thank you very much.

Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations

Thank you. So how-how ‘bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?


Thunder being stolen!!

time thing. It doesn’t even matter!


Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…

Do you think he’ll ever forgive me?

forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…


Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

Phoebe, you don't eat animals.

For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?


Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

How do you know that? How?

I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.

You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna endup alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over forholidays?

Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we'reat her folks' place?


(entering) Hey, you guys.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


You’re so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. That-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)

But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud.

I’m up all night!

What about all the women you want to bring home?

Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!

Joey, are you sure?


(laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people    don't     get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).


What? What!?! You kissed him?

Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, we’re making out. You know.

Phoebe, I mean, you do know he’s married?

What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if he’s married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.


Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?

Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?

Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?

my face cream?

Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.

Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?

(gasps) You found my book?!


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…

Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.

All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s.


Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.

No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.

Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.

No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.


Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!

Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.

Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.

You had a rough day, uh?


Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull  yourself together, okay?

Ah, did I leave the stove on?

You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -  TOW Ross Got High, first aired 1999-11-25.)

Is the window open? Because if theres a window open, a bird  could fly in there.

Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think youre right. I think   listen, listen!

A pigeon, a pigeon. (previously scared Rachel turns away) No, no  wait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby,  seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty birds aid. The eagle,  however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby on its talon.  Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still up lays  (?) are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the  apartment.


: What's your news?

: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(With Big Eyes.) All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her.

Yes talk to her. Be a man.

Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.


No, we haven't seen her since this morning.


Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!

Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?

(to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...


Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?

Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.


I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)

So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.

See that is the problem with invisible dentists.


I don’t want you to see me naked!


(in his British accent) I’m sorry, I’ve got plans with my sister.

(in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?


Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?

So this is what a stroke feels like.

I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility    now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're    a mother.

phoebe addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.

No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!


But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!

Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.

Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.

Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.


Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it.


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

phoebe addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


Well, uh y’know, our guy works with Chandler and he’s really nice and smart and he’s a great dresser!


What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

was sending you signals?


There I am.


Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?

No, they're not.

Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.


What did I marry into?

Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?

Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


(looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?

I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!

Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.

good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!


I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.


Why won’t you let me massage you?

Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!

That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!

I’m curious about the human body.


Did uh, Ross call?

I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like acomplete nightmare.


It’s not just that she’s cute, okay. It’s just that...she’s really really cute.

It doesn’t matter. You don’t dip your pen in the company ink.


Give it to me!


A couple of days.

Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)

What are you doing?! Chandler! You can’t just go back a phase!

Yes you can. You’re thinking about time, you can’t go back in time.

Yeah, come on, we can be guys!


(on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!


Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Sophisticated like a hooker?


Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You do realise  that's your brother?


Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!

-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!

What?! I didn't touch a guitar!

No, but you're questioning my method!


I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright,    moving on...

think   I should propose?


Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed.


You’re building a post office?


Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…


a decent place to…

does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.

Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?

The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.


Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s...   is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe   and I will see you then!

Why, why, why didn’t you just say no!

Well, I said 'no' to her coming   over now! I couldn’t say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to   please people!


Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.

And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?

monica was addressed by pete and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.

What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.

They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ross, the heat!

Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. [goes to the radiator and starts turning the knob] OK, this way is on, so this is. . . [breaks off the knob] off.

No, no, I was turnin' the knob and, and. . . here it is.


So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.


[as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]

Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.


Give it to me!

I'll go in there.


You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.

Oh, oh. Of course. God, I'm so stupid. You guys are a couple   now. I mean, you probably just want to be alone.


Yes. Yes I do.


(to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.

Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.

Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


And of course, crotchless panties.

Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, (the camera pans to Ross flashing Joey a very evil look; Joey gets scared) I can’t do that we promised we’d make each other gifts this year.

You can’t make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…

Yeah, I thought so to until I paper mached one of my eyes shut.


messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…


Oh my God. He threw up?

No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebe’s secret?

Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired.

story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.


I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…

(interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)

joey addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!

Taffy, really? I’ve never had any.

Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?

Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.


So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?

Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn    star!


Hey, Joey, I don’t think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean it’s only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


All right. Did everyone get out okay?


(trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Everything? Even the TV?

No! I’m putting that in my room.

Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?

Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?

That’s a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?

Hey! Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.


Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)

Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

Well, there is one way. His window’s open, I say, we poke him.


Joey, what’s going on. What didn’t you tell us you work here?

It’s kind of embarrassing, y’know. I mean, I was an actor and now I’m a waiter. It’s supposed to go in the other direction.

I mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? I guess I’m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh but Phoebe, we’re gonna be late for the movie.

Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)

Yeah, we’re, we’re actually just gonna walk ‘cause it’s right up there at the Angelica.

Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cab’s roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didn’t get the annulment?!!


I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]

Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.

Calm down, I'm blow drying.

Blow drying what, you have no hair.

Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .


(to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.

Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.


The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, Joey, I don’t think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean it’s only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?


(telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have people’s names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachel’s place.)


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.

Why are you dressed as a gladiator?


I said name one!


You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!

Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.

monica addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they    call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica    looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma    having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from    the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.

(Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin    pressurised?

(laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get    me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.

What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two    words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so,    I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried    chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica    laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?


It’s coming from the living room.

(sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)

(entering) Hey, you guys.


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?

Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it.


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?

Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."

Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with adate. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.

joey addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Why would I eat my own arm?

Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.


Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out withme, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.


ride more fun?!"

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)

monica addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Yeah, he’s the best.

Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.


It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.

Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.

Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.

phoebe addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

No, 10 is the highest.

Because it’s the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel you’re up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1 You’re with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!

No, no, no, no! He’s fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Here’s your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!

Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.


Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?


Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.

No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!

different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he’s very special to me.

Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!


Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.


No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together.    We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.


Here you go.

So do you want to hang out or something?


Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.

Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.


Let us keep the apartment and…

As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?

[to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.

Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.


It’s not just that she’s cute, okay. It’s just that...she’s really really cute.

It doesn’t matter. You don’t dip your pen in the company ink.

Ross, your little creature’s got the remote again.

Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie theremote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote...

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?

Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you’re gonna take him? Joey, I don’t think you’re comprehending just how slutty this dress is!

It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself.


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.


Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that…I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be my—our-our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damnit!

It’s okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.


(To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?

(running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?

Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer’s office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just don’t want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.

Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y’know? Mine’s gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.


Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.

Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.

Has somebody been drinking my fat? (Joey and Chandler look at each other)

Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called Get Up.


Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?


What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!

Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.


Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I   can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but   they're my babies.

I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You   know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You   name the day, and I'll be there.


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, she’s very private about her office. Now I know why.

rachel addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?

Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!


I know, I know. I went a little crazy.

A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!


Yeah, we'll be okay.


Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?


Well, we're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend, I have a    b. . . baby and a Ross.


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping    Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"    I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!


I need something sweet.

Does anyone wanna watch TV?

Monica your remote doesn't work.

phoebe addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.

So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.

You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

times that happened!


Do you think he’ll ever forgive me?


Alright. Just keep him away from me.

Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.


Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.

No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)

Wow, Carol really messed you up!


Yeah, I know.

Oh, I don’t know. Well maybe it’s just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I don’t know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)

Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.


God. I feel violated.

Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?


When she sees that you’re gone, she’s gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and I’m gonna get fired!

I’ll make something up! I’m good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!

No, there’s nothing to make up, she’s gonna know that I have a key to her office, I’ve got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, what should I do?

Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!


(To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?

(running out) Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?

Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer’s office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just don’t want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!

She even reads for pleasure!

How do you even know a woman like that?

What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?

I met her at the library. I went in to pee.

So now what do we do?

Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled,       and find him somebody else.


: What's your news?

: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising.


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?

I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)

(She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!

rachel addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


Oh no, she’s still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.

Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesn’t she know it’s our anniversary?

All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.

What’s that on the bottom?

Oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) She’s fancy.


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.

Chandler, you have an assistant right?

rachel addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?

No, I’m performing the ceremony. I’m not wearing a tux.


Yeah, it is the best.

I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?


Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No, we only went out once.

You dated her!


Yeah, it is.

You know what, everything's gonna be okay.


Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.

gunther was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up,   and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.

Is he gone?


(running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…

Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"


I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!

Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?


I've never given her a cookie. Have you?

I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how    much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

let them win!

Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?


I licked my arm, what?

It's breast milk.

Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.

rachel addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


Seriously, what-what's the part?

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"


Are you sure?


Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this—this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Well there you have it!

Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!

before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?

You become friends after?


Was that story over?

The guy left this.


Pass the cheese, please.

My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?

(jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!

No. I’m-I’m to depressed to talk.

I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.

Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)

joey addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.

Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I   can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but   they're my babies.

I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You   know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You   name the day, and I'll be there.

How about tomorrow?

Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff   around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day   together.

You'd do that for us?

Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.

(looks at the triplets) Look at them! Aw. I love you so   much. (Strokes Leslie's hair, and she moves a little.) Oh crap, don't   wake up, don't wake up!


Anything I can do to help?


The young hot ball and chain.

(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)


Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!

Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!

(To Joey) Look there is no way you’re doing this wedding now. Okay?


Didn't it like totally speak to you?


story for that?


Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé.

Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.


No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!

Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!

Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even    want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a    piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!

rachel addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


Female body inspector? What size is that?

Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?

It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.


See? Now, that’s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.

Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!

Oh, I’m just over here with Ben. I thought we’d say hi.


[in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?

Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.

I uh, I just got back from uh, from Julie's.


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?

[to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.

Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.


That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.

So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)

(laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."


Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.

I’m gonna be on two TV shows!

Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!

rachel addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!

Are you really that busy?


Yeah, I think you should keep looking!

Yeah, for about 30 minutes.

Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)

Well, it’s getting late.

Yeah, it’s a very large plane.


You set her up?!

Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?


We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together    and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed    and switches the camcorder off)

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

(Into receiver) Hello? (listens) Oh no! What happened? (listens some    more) Ok ok, where are you? (Grabs a pen and starts writing). Ok, I'll be right    there. (Puts the phone down)

Was that Emma? Is she up?


Here's your scone.

Oh, thanks Gunther. (He takes it, hands the plate it's on to Rachel, sets it down on the table, and proceeds to pound it into oblivion while saying.) STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!

ross addressed rachel, not gunther (ground truth)


I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do.

Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)

So, you're ready to do this?


Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is…

The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.


Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.

Phoebe really likes the bike huh?

Oh yeah! I saw her walkin’ it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute.


"I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"

"Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"


Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites    poetry and bakes Madeleines?

Oh... How are they?

(looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes    back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)

(looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's...    weird...

That's like a woman wanting to be a...


No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together.    We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.

Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not    good enough for you?

We're not gonna have this conversation again...    Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this    huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about    losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey    looks around)

You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see    I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see... (Joey sits    down on the couch, mimes opening a can and puts his hand down his pants) Yeah,    I could see it.


Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!

Thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?

That’s less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.


Okay. Have a benefit.

Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?

Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.


Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?

You guys have one of those signs that says 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.

We do not have one of those signs.

Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids.

Two girls and a boy?


Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! (Shows him Ben's picture.) Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)


So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?

I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.

monica addressed chandler, not ross (ground truth)


Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?

I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)

Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.

I don’t know, I’m sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.


Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.

You really want to take me?


(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)

Why am I looking?

Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!


The young hot ball and chain.

(checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)

We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?

Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.

All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.

Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.


That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s    the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?


Didn't it like totally speak to you?

Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?

Rachel you have to read this book. It's called <i>Be Your Own Windkeeper</i>. It's about how women need to become more empowered.

Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like <i>The Hobbit</i>.

It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.

Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage    chains.

(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift    certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!

No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!


What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!


So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?

Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn    star!

That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses)    Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.


Oh, right, right, shut up.


Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.

Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)

Are you all right?

Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that—(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)


Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one’s not really our fault.


What? You know about the plate thing?


(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?


All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutesleft. Move, move, move!

Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

Joey, speed it up!

Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.


Hey, is Chandler here?

What are you guys doing out here?


Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?

I'm not lying to you, I watched it!


Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!


Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


It used to be. Now she doesn’t really have a face. Smokin’ body though.

Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isn’t Rachel.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!

There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)

Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!


Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.

No, that’s all right.

No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!


Oh, you must stop shooping.

Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.


What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.

She wants to meet you in person.

Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.

What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Okay, I'll do it!


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by      mistake, and one of mine is missing.

oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?


Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?

I’m just making margaritas.


Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.


The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.


Hey! You made it!

Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!

Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.

But he's the same.

Joey, come on!

He's the same!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I   can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but   they're my babies.

I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You   know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You   name the day, and I'll be there.

How about tomorrow?

Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff   around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day   together.


Because! Because I was sad.


Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)


What? A brain transplant?!

Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months.


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.

All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s.


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.

Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?


Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!

Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?

(to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.

Ross, you're mayor of the zone.

I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...


I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.

Oh, let's not tell this story.


Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.

chandler was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(entering from her bedroom) I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?

I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow)

There it is. Joey, what are you doing?

I'm sorry, it just felt nice.

Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.


Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.

Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.

Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.

No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.


(to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?

Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.

Joey, she was listing the countries she’s done it in.


I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!


Apparently, Sting’s son made fun of the fact that Ben’s moms are lesbinims.

them be friends.

Phoebe, you can’t force kids to be friends.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I need to get some Richard.


(depressed) That’s right. I’m no longer a bride. I’ll never be a bride again. Now, I’m just someone’s wife!

And I’m the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on don’t be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!

That’s true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!

I’ll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.


All right. Did everyone get out okay?

Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate.


Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?

Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!

let them win!

Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!


I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.

Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.

(Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why don’t you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!


See now-now you’re taking them away from their home.

Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!


Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so now  you go.

No, I don’t want to tell you.


Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?

What? Oh yeah. (He moves next to her head.) I’m sorry. I mean I-I think I went a little crazy. I mean I was thinking about myself when I (Wanders towards Rachel’s feet) really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…


No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he can’t leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.


And the big one’s for me!

Wait, we can’t do this.


Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?

You don’t need to fill these silences.


I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)

Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?


Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.

Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?

Well there you have it!

Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!


. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.

Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.

Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.

What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?

. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…


Don’t blame the questions!


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…


Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.

Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!

Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)

chandler addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.

Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.

Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa)

phoebe addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

You wanna what?!

I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It’s the most intense physical competition in the world, it’s banned in 49 states!

What are you talking about?

Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.

And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?

My parents will be so happy.


Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like (checks his watch) ten minutes left!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.

Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover.

Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin.


Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?

Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?

That’s a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?

Hey! Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.


I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.


Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.

She wants me to move to London.

But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.

I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.

Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.

It could happen.


Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!

Hey, I can handle it! All right?

(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.

Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.

I didn’t! Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Thanks. (Joey’s still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!

(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!

Well, like father, like son.

Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.

Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.

Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?

You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!


No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't evenhave a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimatewith someone.

Yeah. You're not gonna end up alone.

Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

phoebe addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?

No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!

That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


On three, 1…2…3! (Rachel turns her head on three to avoid the drops.) Now my pillow's all wet! (She was trying to fool Rachel and squeezed the eyedropper.)

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.

Phoebe, why is your bag moving?


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.

Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.

I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.

Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!


Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!

I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.

Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?

rachel addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?


No, I'm sorry.


Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

(goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.

It’s me. It’s Phoebe. Listen there’s something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?


Phoebe, it's not about quantity.

Well...it's not about quality.

Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.

Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.

Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.

Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?

You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.


(doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.

Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.

What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.


Joey you broke my chair!!

So, there was no miracle?!

(sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. I’m so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.


Joey, that is not gonna work.

No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.

(in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.


Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!

Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)

Your Veal Chop is $34,95!

C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now.

But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?

(very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.


Wha-, oh, quit it.


Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but he’s really into the game so I don’t want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)

I have no idea.


All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!

Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!

Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?

S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?

Ninety percent of a women’s pheromones come out the top of her head! That’s why, that’s why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, you’re a scientist.

I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!


(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!

You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.


Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?

Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.


Why am I not surprised?

Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!

I don’t think you have much choice.

Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?


Okay Monica, did you know about this?!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther.

Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…

Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on myjacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.


: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.


Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.

Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… (They all start getting emotional.)

(starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they can’t see him cry.)


Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?

OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.

Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.

Well, didn't you?

I might have.

I can't believe you didn't tell me.


Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What are you talking about?!


Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!

I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monica’s eyes.) Say something.

Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.


I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…

(interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)

Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?


Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.

Oh, of course...

Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!

Me too. Come here. (They hug)

I just don't want to be alone tonight.


No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?

No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?

Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?

It’s beautiful! It’s like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?

frank jr did not speak next (ground truth)


I am proud of all my friends today.


Oh Ross, hi.

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(grunting) Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(To Chandler) How could you tell her?!

I had too okay?! We’re getting married! Married couples can’t keep secrets from one another!

Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.

ross addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!

The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. (Hands him the jacket and walks away.)


(not smiling) That's not good.

(smiling) No, smile! Not that face, smile! Everybody smile! (They all smile.)

(smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


Which is why my answer is yes!

Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so…happy. (She's not happy.)


All right, uh… (To Ross) Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?


Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!

Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...

(interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.

phoebe addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


What are you talking about? Bitch.

Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?


That's it! Thanks Pheebs!

(to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

phoebe addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


In the hospital.

No I left the diapers at the hospital! There’s some in the bag but I’ll run out and get some more.


Well, thank you for lunch.


Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?

She, she was different.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.


Yeah. Y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?

Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?

Well, because of us! Because of our history.

No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?

No! Not at all!


Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?

You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!

Well, then so you just invite me...!

(speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!

Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...


But I want to.

But I insist!

Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads,    she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the    coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!

No, that landed in your food!


Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.

Okay, here I go.


Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


That's, that's nice twice!


I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)

(grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.

Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.


...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.

All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s.

Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I’m trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Wha-, oh, quit it.

Oh my God.


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.


See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You’re changing it!

I can’t help it!

All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?

Borrow money from me?

Okay, first—first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), you’re looking down, keep looking down…

Why is there jelly on your shoe?

I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.

I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so  much.

Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.

All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my date  leaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan.

Ah! Okay, well then you don’t judge me. I’m gonna suck on the  cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)


It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.


Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.

Uh-oh. It's Scary Scientist Man.

Ok, Phoebe, this is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. Abriefcase of facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.

Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just sayingthat it's one of the possibilities.


I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now.

Okay, let’s talk outside.

Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!

(pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!

Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!


(To Chandler) You told her!

Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


(answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?

Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?

I'm sorry, who's this?

Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!


Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished.

But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?

(thinks about it) All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!


You set her up?!

Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!


Well, uh y’know, our guy works with Chandler and he’s really nice and smart and he’s a great dresser!

No, our guy is just a floating head.


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.


God Joey, this is taking forever!

Whoa-whoa, what is it?


You set her up?!

Joey what-what were you thinking?!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!


Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave?  What should I have?

(mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.

joey addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!

I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.

No! You should've read it yourself!

Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!

Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.


I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!

I know! I found it on the street.

Are you serious—Really?! It’s in such good condition.


You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!

All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!


(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's   not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.

Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always   a mistake.

But Chandler lent you money!

And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.

Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.

Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue! He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different.

Well it’s only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m not gonna ask him for anything.

Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!


bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.

Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?

Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!

So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?