I’ve got a science question.

If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact ‘Homo-sapien’, is that why there extinct?


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight.

Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.

Listen I uh… (He takes her hand.) It’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom. Y’know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Y’know? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


And on your anniversary, for shame!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel ignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach?

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them.

No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody.

Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?

Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...


Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!

(to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?


Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.

I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)


Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.

Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.

No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.


Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least she’s trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!

(trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.

Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.

How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.


Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever goneout with.

In a bad way?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!

Look I was going to tell you!

When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Are you crazy?!


(entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.

Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!

I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.


I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?


Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?


You're not going to believe this!

It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.


Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.

Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside.

Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you.

Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.


Okay, even this is turning me on!


Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.

Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!


Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.

What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.

No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.

the man you feel in love with!


story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.

Chandler, you have an assistant right?

(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!

No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…


No one got me an engagement present.

Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)

(To Chandler) This is what happens when you don’t register for gifts!


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?

Let me see!

Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

ross addressed phoebe, not monica (ground truth)


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.

(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Have a benefit.

Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?

rachel addressed ross, not joey (ground truth)


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!

She even reads for pleasure!


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.

Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage    chains.

(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift    certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!

No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!


I think they're very nice.

I like them a lot.

That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.

Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."


Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!

Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!

Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?

Ross, why do you hate our child?

Fine, you go.


I'll take sports.

All right. Uhh, international.

Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!

Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.

(looks) Oh yeah! You're—hey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!


I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!

Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.

At least I care about his feelings!

Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn’t get it?


Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.

This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)


I don't know, you might be the first one.

Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind.

Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called Get Up.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?

Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.


Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?

Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'! (Joey stares at him) Don't worry, those are the right letters.

Look, what do you want me to say?

I want you to say that you like her!

I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.

Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?

What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.

What happened? Joey?

Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.


What do you think you’re doing?!


I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

Joey, speed it up!


I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

Are you kidding?!

I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because I’m going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud.


Are you serious?


Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping.

Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.

(To Mike) What are you doing here?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!

No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up.

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Now calm down Joey.


What was the dream about?


All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...

Oh my god, what were you thinking?

All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.

(leaving) I'm outta here.

Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.

Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.

I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.


Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.


(Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that don’t work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!

I can’t believe you’re not picking me.


A face ass?

A chin dimple!

Well, uh y’know, our guy works with Chandler and he’s really nice and smart and he’s a great dresser!

No, our guy is just a floating head.

You’re not supposed to look!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Let me see!

Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)

I’m sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.

Ross you’re not listening to me, I don’t have time to stop.

What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?

Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!


Oh! Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?


Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)


No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?

Yes, I do.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)

(taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!

Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies

All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.

Which proves that I never lie.


Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.

Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.


You’re building a post office?

No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max.

Okay. (notices that Joey is wearing some really tight jeans) My word! Those are snug.


Ahh, the babies miss me?

What? You ordered pizza without me?!


Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?

I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.


Have you guys picked a date yet?

Oh no, not yet.


If you wanna call that a reason.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Do you even know what a vicar is?

Like a goalie, right?

(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!

All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. (Giggles.)


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?

I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.

How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)


Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!


(entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!

Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)

Why won’t you let me massage you?


Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.


Why is it sick?

Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!


They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)

Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.

Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!

wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.


Ow, that had to hurt!

Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.

Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.


Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!

The pink one with the flowers?!


Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.


No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.

Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?

I called him.

Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?


Oh this, well I’m glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…


I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!

Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?


Then why-why is she going to a play?!


You know more than one Fun Bobby?

I happen to know a Fun Bob.


Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)

Chandler, why are you doing this?

I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.

I'm doing this because I'm sorry?


Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.

Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.

Let’s just say I took care of it.

Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, "You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"

No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!


Okay, okay, you got it!

Ross, can you pass me the yams?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, major shampoo explosion!

Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.


Umm, Joey, I know.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.

Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)


Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.

Chandler, I said I was sorry.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


All right, ready?

Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!

Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.

Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! (They start up the stairs again. Chandler is between the couch and the wall now.) Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!


There I am.

You’re gonna get pregnant.

(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

(taking Rachel’s hand) Sweetie okay. It’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.


No, I'm sorry.


I know, and with the baby coming?

So, should we tell her?

I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!

(yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!

All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.

see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)

WHO DID YOU SEE HIM WITH?


I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!

What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!


So, what do you thing the good news is?


Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)

Yeah, we’re, we’re actually just gonna walk ‘cause it’s right up there at the Angelica.


Oh, you must stop shooping.

Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.

Chandler, will you just come in already?

joey addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.


This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)

Monica, is this true?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh really? Like what Monica?

Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…

Oh yeah, good start Mon.


everywhere she goes.

Ross, she’s 25 years old.

So what! I still have—No you’re probably right.


The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!


The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!

How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!

I messed up. Okay? I’m sorry, I really messed up.

Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!


Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’

No, no, no, you say that proudly.


obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.


No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something.

(answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God.

phoebe addressed ross, not carol (ground truth)


Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”

So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?

Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?

Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


be a baby!

Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean—(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)—Or he does.

No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.

But Ross, its you and me!

So? Sure! But it-it wouldn’t be anything romantic. And I’m-I’m dating Mona—Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!


I miss this.

I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!


Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word?

Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?

(gasps) You found my book?!

Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!

Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!

Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my book. There’s nothing with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)


Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey,       you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!

Oh my god, you're right!

She even reads for pleasure!

How do you even know a woman like that?

What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?

I met her at the library. I went in to pee.


Those are my gifts, I got them for you.

Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!

Those are book ends! That's a great gift!

Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz.


No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.

So, what should you have done?

Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)

Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.

Why do you care?

Because they're people.

But people that you don't know and will never see again.


What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?


Because I'm in love with Monica!!

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Listen, I’m sure that dad doesn’t care. He probably thought this was funny; he’ll be telling this story for years!

I don’t want him to tell this story for years.


What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.

Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


(to Joey) Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if    you didn't go after her.

So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call    her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds    about right.


She is so hot!

Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna runit by err... (he indicates Phoebe, who is helping Ross understand the remote control.)

Well, I mean, I’m not my sister’s, you know, whatever, and um...I mean, it’s true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, we’ve grown apart,so, um... I don’t know, why not? Okay.


I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?


(entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?

Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.


Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?

No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?

I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...

Oh! How's it going?

It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!

What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!


So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

What? What's on your shoulder?

Um, a chip. A tattoo, I'm getting a tattoo.


Still on Amelia Earhart?


I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!


Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?


Ross, that is gorgeous!

Uh, Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.


Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Hey you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.

phoebe addressed rachel, not monica (ground truth)


Monica, what are you talking about?


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?

Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)


Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


(entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!

Well, like father, like son.

Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.

Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.

Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?


(answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?

Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Umm, she Rach, not it, she.

Yeah, I’m not so sure.

Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.


How is that important?

Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?

Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.

Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.


No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.

OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.

Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!


Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that cant  contain my breasts.

This is not, what Im wearing. Im ovulating and Chandlers  gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.

Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a  week. Well probably be the first ones there.

monica addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.

Rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?


(on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!

Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.

I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.

Because it's too delicious.

Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.

win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Momma’s Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, I’m a horrible, horrible, horrible person.


Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.

Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?


Don’t take this personally okay? It’s just that I just can’t have sex with a sick person.

I’m with you Chandler! I mean I can’t have sex with a sick person either, that’s disgusting! But I’m not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]

Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.


What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!

Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.

Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!


All right then. (Gets up, in an announcer’s voice) Rachel Green! Let’s play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?


Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)


Everything? Even the TV?

No! I’m putting that in my room.


Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)

Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?

chandler addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


Do you wanna play football?


Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.

Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...


Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?


Which is why my answer is yes!


Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now.

How long it took to go back in the water?

Chandler, we can’t let this tape wreck Valentine’s Day!

Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? (picks up the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like he’s going to throw up!)

Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!


What?! Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?

Look, Ross look, I’m on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!

Hey listen man, about the stripper…

(banging a spoon against his beer bottle) Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!

gunther was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)

Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!

rachel addressed monica, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.


Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficialinsignificant things?

Hold it hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. When I first moved tothe city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but shehad the biggest Adam's apple. It made me nuts.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?


Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.

You really want to take me?

Yeah! Yeah! I mean I’m sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y’know Chandler always supported my career. He’s paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.


I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.

Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.

The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

Come on look guys, don't fight.

Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?


Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.

Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.


She's this girl who used to live   in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up   this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda   using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"

Are you trying to do a British accent?

(pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets   pedicures!

Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!

(to Ross) I'll show you how.


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

Yeah. What-what did Tag say?

Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?

I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)


Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Chandler, why so fancy?

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!

Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!

What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!

Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!


Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?


Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.

I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.


No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!

All right, so are we not having dinner at all?

Come on Phoebe, let’s go! Come on, it’s time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.

(on the phone) No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. (Listens) No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all righty. Bye. (Hangs up.)


are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!

Well, we’re still talking about it, aren’t we?


Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.

I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)

No, no, no, wait! Okay, okay. Don't! I'll go, I'll go!

You were really gonna do that, weren't you?


A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!

Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.

No, I’m gonna!! That’s right! Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl! Like-like-like I did something terrible to you! And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!

different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he’s very special to me.

Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!

Well, she graduated from high school!


Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!

Oh, you came on to Ross!

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You’re changing it!

I can’t help it!

All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?

Borrow money from me?

Okay, first—first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), you’re looking down, keep looking down…


Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?


No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys.

I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)


(getting up) Oh, for gods sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick  up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) Im sorry, was that rude?  Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this  evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was  have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you  didnt even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, its too late  now.

well, this is, this is, this is not over! (on phone)  Hello?


(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….

Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.

Well, if that were true, I’d dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, don’t you?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?

phoebe was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.

But Mon, you have to get our money!

Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?


ride more fun?!"

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)


I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!

I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)

Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!


Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!

Hey! So, did you quit?

No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

I can save you time ladies, I’m right here.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering    lines.

(Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your    livelihood doesn't depend on it.

I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods)    Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?

Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.

Seriously? She actually said that?

Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?

Without that, you just got "lame with women".


Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.

Yeah. What-what did Tag say?

Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?

I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)

Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!


I don’t think so.


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.


(doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.

Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.


to tell David!


Because she is!

Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.

Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!


Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.

Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.


Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)

What? That's impossible.


Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

Yes! Yes, I did.

Then do Iceberg!

-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords? (Joey doesn't answer.) Have you? (He looks away in shame.) Oh my God!


You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.

of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!


Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark.

Oh my God!!! Ross!!

Well, I’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?


Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?

Yeah, he likes porn.

I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.


Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monica’s apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.

(gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?


Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.


(pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is…Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh… Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didn’t prepare a speech. But umm, I’d like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, who’ve always been there for me. I’d also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel…

I’m fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!

Yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.

What? No! It’s not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.

What award are you practicing for?


Oh that is over!


No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!


(staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.

Is it? Feels like two.


Joey, are you sure?

Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.

I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!

I know! I found it on the street.


Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.

(a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.


Apparently, Sting’s son made fun of the fact that Ben’s moms are lesbinims.


to tell David!

(angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door)    I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock    jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for    inside! (he enters)

So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they    call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica    looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma    having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from    the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.


Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!

Hey, I thought that guy was married.

He is! But he’s getting divorced—Ross! Maybe you know him.


bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.


(sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?


You told me you hate massages!

let Phoebe in.

phoebe was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!


No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.


Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.


All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!

(entering) Oh good, you're all up.

Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?


Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.

I didn’t give her that ring!

So whose ring is it?


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…


The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!

Well for the regular guy, it’s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!

I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can’t find him anywhere!

What are you gonna do?

Well, I’m never gonna listen to you again, that’s for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Y’know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?

So this is what a stroke feels like.


Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.


Well this is just sad!

All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!

monica addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Pheebs, what are you doing?


Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.

Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"

Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?

Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?


I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.

Maybe we should check the trash chute.


I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods)    Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?

Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.

Seriously? She actually said that?

Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?


I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.

Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.


Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?


Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh… Hey! I’m really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)

Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!

Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you’d believe that. This sucks!


Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big    massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!

And she wants to go hunting, too!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!

, ok? It's about... it's    about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.

I don't care about any of that!!


(mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.

Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.


Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?

No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?


Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?


Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose.

Eh! Stop it!

Chandler! What are you doing here?

Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!


Oh this, well I’m glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…

Pregnant Woman Slays Four?

Phoebe, they didn’t make you pay for those knives, did they?

No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.

This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor.

Make love? What are you a girl?


Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?

Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.

Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.


I am pretty wisdomous.

So... what do you say?


O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn   of   events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely   normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might   get married and have children of your own.

Dude, are you okay?

Ross, you don't seem okay.

(on the verge of tears) I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of   entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.


Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great.

Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.

What do you mean? You've been in my room before!


Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.

(entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.

Oh great! What, you brought Joey?


Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!

And so, we’re hiding in the bathroom.

And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.

richard addressed monica, not joey (ground truth)


Oh, like you don’t already have everything.


Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!

Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?

I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!


I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?

I will have one. (Ross and him both take one.)

So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.


(looking at Phoebe eating something) Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it.

Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!

Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?


[pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.

Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?

Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.

What did, what did he say?

Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .


(in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?

you would break up with her!


I can't find the remote. [Phoebe turns off the TV] Thank you.

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!

Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.

Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.

Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)


Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?

No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!

All right. When is, when is the next flight out?

About four hours.

Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home.


This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!

What's goin' on?

Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!


uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)

Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?


Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.

Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.

Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.

monica was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


make a good point.

Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

(Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Then don't touch one!!

(notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!

Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."


I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!

Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)

All right, so we should go catch our movie.

I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.

rachel was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?

Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?

All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!


I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?

Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....

Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.

Ross, it's too hard.


There I am.

You’re gonna get pregnant.

(on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

(looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by      mistake, and one of mine is missing.


(entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! You’ll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and…

(entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!

Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!

Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go.

Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in.

I’m gonna be on two TV shows!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!

Our place, the hall! I...

I got something for her. (Joey picks up the package, shakes it next to his ear, can't hear anything, switches ears, shakes it again.) It's a book!

(Unimpressed) A book? (Suddenly interested) Is it like a book that's also a safe?


So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]

These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.


Hey Monica it’s Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin’ from your apartment.

What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys.


Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!

(entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?


Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!

hotter than I am.

Chandler, this actually bothers you?

Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?


Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…

No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!

All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)

All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y’know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.


So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)

(stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!


No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!

Hey, come on, it’s not your fault.

Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


(to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing    prepared?


Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?

Ooh, Joey, that’s actually a really good idea!

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!

Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.

I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?


Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?

I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.

Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.

You really think so?

Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!

Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)


Look Julio, someone left their book here.

Ah actually, that is mine.

Oh yeah, what are you reading?

Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?

Have I read it? (pause) No, are you enjoying it?

I thought I would, but the translation's no good.

Your a poet and don't know it. (she turns away and makes a face like 'I can't believe I just said that.')


See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.

That really is something; that's really cool.


No, we haven't seen her since this morning.

So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)

These are for Erica!

Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!


(on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!

What did you do to his sweater vests?

Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.

Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. (She hands the phone to Phoebe.)

Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. What-what is it?


Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)


I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I  mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"


Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.

Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here.

No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around.


‘em—Now, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…

Stop it Chandler. (Chandler is relieved) I’m sorry too.

Yeah! Oh yes!

Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.

think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.


That’s not a state Joe.


Ok Ross, just so you know, calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And starting to think about settling down!


Oh really? Like what Monica?

Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…


packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!

(grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?

I have plans.

All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!

Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!

Hurry! Monica’s gonna make you pack! She’s got jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)


(to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.

Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.

Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

joey addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


All right then. (Gets up, in an announcer’s voice) Rachel Green! Let’s play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?

Uh, put your elbow in it.

Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?

Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.

That’s correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)


Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?

gunther was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Wow, what-what do you think she wants?

Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.

It’s possible. You are very loveable, I’d miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.

Then be supportive like a guy.

(in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, I’d miss you.

You ah, wanted to see me?


All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?

What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.

What happened? Joey?

Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.


All right. Did everyone get out okay?

Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate.


Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.


Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.

Phoebe, what are you doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.

Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.


Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.


No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, here’s the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I’m gonna be moving out man.

Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!

Look, I-I’m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I’m moving right back in with you!


Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?

Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…

Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!

It was a mistake. Please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t.

Yes, if it really doesn’t mean anything, because you know that I’m just not ready…


She’s just doing her job!


The young hot ball and chain.


This is so cool!

, you must be very proud!

Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.

I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. (She just stares at him.) I've done it again.

She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.


Okay! All right! How was she?

Was she good?


Do you even know what a vicar is?


No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)

Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?

Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What? Chandler! Tell 'em!

(shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)

At least I care about his feelings!


Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.

Oh God, yeah.

Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!

Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.

Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.


Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?

I’m talking about you. You big, big freak.

Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, you’re out of your mind.

Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!


(very serious) It's 2101 and I am not amused. (pause). Ok, the bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say. (Everyone sits and Phoebe gets up)

Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)


Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!


It’s not in the apartment? (Monica gives a ‘Come on’ look) Oh no. I can’t believe this is happening again.

What are you talking about?

I’m sorry, I-I-I-I don’t live here anymore. I-I didn’t know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!

That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.

Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.

Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.


Well, what’d you do?


Oh that is over!

Phoebe, are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.

(catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?


You're a dork.


Whats the matter with me? Why Im such a girl?

(returns) Okay, that was Mike.


Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.

Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

Yeah, no, me neither.


Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?


Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.

Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)

phoebe addressed chandler, not monica (ground truth)


Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)


And um, what-what is that Ross?

The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)


How’d the lecture go?


No really, you tell me what’s up.

I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)


Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?

I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.


I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.

Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] <i>Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's</i>. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .

ross addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that he’s got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!

Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.

Y’know, I’m beginning to see what Jake was talking about.


All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?

I miss this.

I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!

No, I-I miss hanging out with you.


Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.

That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together…(quietly) having sex.


Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.


When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

(on phone) Hi! I’m back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, we’ll do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?


I don’t know. A month?


Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.


What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.


Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, y’know what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.

No! I do want to!


You're a dork.

I can't believe this.

Chandler, I said I was sorry.

this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later.

Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?


Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.


Just get your nails done?


Is this about Mark?

Hey, what do you want to drink?


Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.

You took the same class twice.

Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.

phoebe addressed monica, not rachel (ground truth)


messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…

Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!

Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!

Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!


That's it! Thanks Pheebs!

(to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

(To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

(To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.


(to Ross) Don’t try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) I’m your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let’s go.

We’ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me.


Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe’s. Why were you even watching it?

I thought…maybe…you got me porn for Valentine’s Day.

Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day… (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, it’s about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


What? You know about the plate thing?

Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...

(mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

(he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?


(forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!

I can’t talk to you. I can’t even look at you right now!

Just get away from me!

No, it was a mistake! I made a mistake! Okay?


What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.


Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!

…she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.


Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?

Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...


Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)

You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)


And here we go…

I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!


Let me see that.

This one right here. (Ross whines.)

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!

You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.

So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.

monica addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in 609 -  TOW Ross Got High, first aired 1999-11-25.)

Is the window open? Because if theres a window open, a bird  could fly in there.

Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think youre right. I think   listen, listen!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.

Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

(as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

(Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I couldn't do that.

(as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.

Then, uh, then I'm sorry.

(as Ursula) You know... (unconsciously putting a hand on his knee) You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.

I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.


But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.

I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.

Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.

It could happen.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.

Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)

I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!


Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindof capade.

I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’suh, somethin’ about her.


Seriously, where did you get the hat?


Ohh, get these things out of me!

Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.

I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)


What about your massage client?

I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something,    you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.


No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know?

I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.

And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!

Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!

And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?

I’ve never been more convinced of your love for her.

I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?

Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!


No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't evenhave a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimatewith someone.


(popping back up) Regular or decaf?


Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids.


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.

Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)


Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.

(a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.


Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!

Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!

That is gonna hurt tomorrow!


Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list

What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not getting married! I’m not even engaged.

Yeah hon, it can’t hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you’re not engaged you just don’t use it.

Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.

I’m gonna do it too!


Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little   question, okay? Trust me, I know this.

All right, I trust you. (Continues to dial)


(overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!

(following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!

Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!

There are snow cones! (Monica glares at him.) Snow cones! Yuck!


So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?

What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific.

No, I-I’m saying I liked her.


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.

I can check that for ya.

I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

monica addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering    lines.

(Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your    livelihood doesn't depend on it.


No, I-I’m saying I liked her.

Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.


(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and they’re-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)

Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.

(doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.


Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!

(hurrying over) Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that?


What are these, like famous chickens?

Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late.How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?

Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey,Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?

Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn'ttell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.


You said it was okay!

You said she was bald!!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.

The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!

Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!

Okay. Okay. Umm…Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It’s this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they’re like putty.

Really? Well then tell it to me.


Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.

I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?

Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"


Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!

Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms.


Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?

Rachel lost Marcel.

C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?


I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow)

There it is. Joey, what are you doing?

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.

(to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?

Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!

Well, why do you call him Gandolf?


I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?


How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!


Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!

Phoebe he’s right, that is the rule.

ross addressed phoebe, not joey (ground truth)


Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?

Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.


The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

Come on look guys, don't fight.

Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?


Oh, why? What's up?

I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in.


What about your massage client?


(on phone) Okay, great!  Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

Oh! That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved in!

Yeah, and y’know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.

(shocked at the news) Why can’t I tell them that we live together?

Because they don’t know we’re dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)


(smiling from ear to ear) Well, Gladys say hello to    your new home! (she holds out the 'painting')

(surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh,    she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh    so proudly? (looks around for a spot)

(sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to    do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!

thing that you see when you walk in the door!


Why aren't you guys at the movie?

Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!


No, I'm sorry.

Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay withher and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to getmarried, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."

rachel addressed ross, not monica (ground truth)


You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!


(staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.

ross was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

(he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.


So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]

These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.

Well, I can't use these forever. I mean, let's face it, they're no friend to the environment.


(to a customer) Are you all finished here?


(excited) I can do that!

Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)


Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want tobelieve you.


Well you sure used a large font.

Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.

Hey-hey-hey that’s funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!

Something else I might have said?

I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out.

Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.

Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.


Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)

Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?


Then why-why is she going to a play?!

Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.

Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!

Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?


Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?


Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!

I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.

Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!

I just have to call my agent and tell her I can’t do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)