Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

No, 10 is the highest.

Because it’s the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel you’re up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1 You’re with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)

(crying) I don’t want to marry Chandler!


Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?

Well, then talk!

Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?

Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


(turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!

(laughing) You did look like an idiot.

Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"

joey addressed ross, not chandler (ground truth)


I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain.

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficialinsignificant things?


Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!

Check out the ring.

(gasps) Nice! One and a half carat easy.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


What if I smack my head on the concrete?


Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.

But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.


Neat. I'm gonna die alone.

Chandler, you're not gonna die alone.

Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.

If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook,like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with aSnake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids willwalk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'llshout!

You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.

Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out withme, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Which is why my answer is yes!

Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so…happy. (She's not happy.)

(catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!

ross addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?

Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?


Phoebe, come on that's silly.

All right, so let's switch.

No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.

Please...wait, how did you do that?

Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?

Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!

Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first y’know roommate bonding thing.

Okay, let's go running!


Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!

We're switching rooms.

(looks at what she's holding and shies away) Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!


So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.

That’s right. The student has become the master.


No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.


Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?

I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.


Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the  door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?

No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her  some flowers.)

Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you.

And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a  brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and  I was startin’ to feel faint so…

Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I’m going on a real  date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I’m wearing underwear that  goes up to about…(She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly  below her breasts)…there.


Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!

Hey, I can handle it! All right?

(pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?


Ohh, get these things out of me!


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!

I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!

Hey, it’s been like three weeks!


What? They will be!

All right, that’s it, I’m getting out of here.

No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...

rachel addressed ross, not phoebe (ground truth)


(on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 500! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

You mean you didn’t get it from this?

The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!


Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?

(seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl.

No! No! Look at that! (drags her away from the window) It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!


No, okay, you’re right. You’re easy-going. You’re just not as easy-going as Rachel. She’s just more flexible and-and mellow. That’s all.

(To Monica) Well, people are different.

Ya, you know, Rachel … she’ll do whatever you want. Y’know, you can just walk all over her.

What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that I’m a pushover? I’m not a pushover.

Oh, okay, (laughing) you’re not a pushover.


I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.

It’s me. It’s Phoebe. Listen there’s something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?


What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!

Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys.


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!

feel your ears?


So how many more do you have tomorrow?

Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’

(entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?


Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'

C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?

This is your place?

Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)

But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)


Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry.


So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?

Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.

Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?

Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?


So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?

Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.

Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

rachel addressed chandler, not phoebe (ground truth)


Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-

Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.


Then don't touch one!!

(notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!

Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."


Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.

Yes! There's still pie.

I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave   at Omaha Beach.

Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my    black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin.    With Janice's phone number on it.


Almost over man.

(says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)

Why am I looking?

Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!


And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…

Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.

(looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!

phoebe addressed ross, not rachel (ground truth)


Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so....

Don’t you have to use the bathroom?


How late are we?

Forty-five minutes.

Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)

phoebe was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?


No, we only went out once.

You dated her!

All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.

Ok, you have to stop playing now.

Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!

Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!

(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)


Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)

(taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!

Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies

All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.

Which proves that I never lie.

I guess you don't.

Paolo made a pass at me.


No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)


Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.

So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time.

You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....

Okay. (One of Joey’s co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesn’t look very fulfilled.

Oh, that’s, that’s ah, one of the old ones, he’s just taking it to the back.

You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.

Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.


They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!

Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)

Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.

How are you still single?!


(on phone) Okay, great!  Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

Oh! That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved in!

Yeah, and y’know, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.

(shocked at the news) Why can’t I tell them that we live together?


Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’

No, no, no, you say that proudly.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.


You don’t need to fill these silences.

Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)


You guys, what was the Powerball number again?

Let me see!


(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!

Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.

Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.


Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.


Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.


Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.

Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....


This is not, what Im wearing. Im ovulating and Chandlers  gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.


We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together    and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed    and switches the camcorder off)

You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?


Ohh, get these things out of me!

Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.

I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

I do too! I do too!


(lying) Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey’s standing.)


, and you didn't even kiss her.


Don’t worry about it Pheebs.


Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.


Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)

Hey man, how did the audition go?

Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)

What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!

Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.


I am pretty wisdomous.

So... what do you say?

Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)

Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.

(takes her hand) Listen, I hope... that you know... (has difficulty saying it) I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!


(telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have people’s names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachel’s place.)

This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins.

Chandler, relax it’s not a contest. (To Rachel) Certainly not a close one.


(while Monica drags her in the restaurant) Get your garlic-peelers off me!

(to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).

Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?

Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? (a few raise their hands)


Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!


I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.


C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.


Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!


Okay, but Ross just listen to me…

No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!


Ross, how could you let this happen?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?

(entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!

Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)


How’d the lecture go?

It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!


So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?

Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.

Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?

phoebe addressed monica, not ross (ground truth)


What was the dream about?

were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


C'mon! This looks good!

Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.

You wanna fool around with Joey?

Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!


Ross, you don’t have to yell.


Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!

The pink one with the flowers?!

You mean the one that you’re wearing? (Adjusts Monica’s pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?

Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!


Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Whose little ball of paper is this?!


I said name one!

I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!


I don’t know. A month?

Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.

Sometimes we were.

Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


He's planning your birthday party.

Oh my God! I love him!


Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd..


When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!


If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would    have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)

Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it! (Monica    wipes away tears)

Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say    it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy!    (Chandler turns to Joey)

Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts    laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)


Oh my God!

Ross, why didn’t you tell me that?


All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.


Yeah. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. The father’s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?

(entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.

Oh, Monica, grow up!

Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day.


Phoebe, you said it was urgent!

Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.

Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?

(to the students) Oh, I’m sorry. I’m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?

Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you’re gonna take him? Joey, I don’t think you’re comprehending just how slutty this dress is!

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?

Oh, I don't know, a million?

Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.

I'm not fine. Here she comes.

Wait here. Breathe.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.

I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!


(obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!

Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.


Hey, honey! What’s the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!

I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)

I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life.


let me nap! Ugh, I’m gonna get cranky!

Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.

Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.

No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I can’t get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and I’m cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joanna’s desk.)

Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!

You never come into this office again!

You give me back my Walkman!

I—never borrowed your Walkman.

Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!


My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."

Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in!

Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they’re gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders.


I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.


Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.

But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.

I love you too. (Monica and Chandler kiss. He turns    to Joey.) And... I like you as a friend. (They hug and pat each other on the    back.)

monica was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.


She said that?!

I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?

I don’t know. A month?


Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how’s it going with her?

Well, actually it’s been great. She’s 20 so she’s not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.

Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are…


I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They  should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they don’t.


(To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?

Hey! (Monica turns and looks at him) Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!


Okay, I'm gonna go too!

Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.

Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!


Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)

That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?


Oh. Why not?


(announcer voice) All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!

Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?

All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don’t you tell us a little something about you Ross?


Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there’s the added mystery of who gets who.

We haven’t eaten yet!

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


(while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! It’s okay. (Rachel stops.) It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again.

No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.

You want me to call her right now?


I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!

No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!

Well-well but it is huge.

I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.


Good! Me neither! So it’s not a problem. We’re just two friends who happen to be roommates.


I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.

You didn't get it?


Rachel, how did this happen?

I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.


Oh God! He’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!

No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!

Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that it’s Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)


Oh for cryin’ out loud! (He storms out.)


Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday    was!

C'mon you guys, this is really important to us.

Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away.    You know, to reconnect... emotionally.


Oh my God!

Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

phoebe addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be    back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?

No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler)    We've been complaining the longest!


Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.

Chandler, will you just come in already?

chandler was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!

Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like you’d believe that. This sucks!


Yeah. What are we getting?

(to Chandler) Anything but stew.

All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him.

ross addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.


Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!

Joey! I can’t believe you just did that!

Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.


Not it! Damn it!

Rachel, this is yours.

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!

I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.

Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?

Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.


No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?

No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.

Well neither do I!

Is this about Mark?

(shocked) Oh my God.

Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard.

Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.

I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.


(ecstatic) Oh my God! It’s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!

Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!

But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don’t know anything about technology! I can’t even use Chandler’s computer except to find porn! And-and that’s only ‘cause it’s right there when you turn it on!


Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.


Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.


In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.


I know, right? (Chandler has really big eyes, and nods)    Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?

Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.


All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?


If you wanna call that a reason.

[singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's thebitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.


Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?

Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.

Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!

Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years.


Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.

Wow. Y’know it is so weird. I mean, you’re gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea what’s gonna happen.


Well, what’d you do?

I did it anyway.


Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.

I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.

I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)

Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.


Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!

(grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

Phoebe, I already, I already did.

Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.

Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?


(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.

Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts eating.)

Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.

Why would I return it? I love this bag!

All right, then you owe me $350.


Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.

Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?

Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins   writing a cheque)

Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your   rent is. (shrugs)


I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.

Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.

The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

chandler addressed joey, not ross (ground truth)


What was that bam?

Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?

rachel addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


So it’s okay to date a student.

Well, not really. I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.


I didn't order lemonade.

Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.

Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?

Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.


Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clockin the morning.


I mean after tomorrow night.

No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it! (Starts to freak out.) It’s just gonna freak me out!!!

Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.


Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?


Hey, is Chandler here?

What are you guys doing out here?


It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.

is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business.

Chandler, can you give us a minute?

Oh I’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room?


You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(to Tag) Okay, you are new!

Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream.

(to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth.

How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.


Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote    me a rap song.

I were a   guy..?


It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!

You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?


That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop! (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Ahh! (Throws them towards Chandler's room.) And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?


No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.

No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.

Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.

Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.

Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


All right now, so? What do you think?

I don’t know. Is it crazy?

No! No it’s not. Joey, this is a smart idea.

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


[opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?


What makes it pilgrim?

We'll put buckles on it.

Did uh, Ross call?

I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like acomplete nightmare.


So uh, Joey and Chanlder, I, I think it's time that you take Dr. Greene over to your place.

Right this is staging.


Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.

Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.

Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?


Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?

I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.

Hey, Monica, who would yours be?

First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.


No way! It’s mine!!

All that stuff you just said? I want that!

But Joey you don’t have $20,000!

Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!


Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.


: He just left.


Joey told you about the leg, huh?

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.


Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.

Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.

Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!


Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)


It’s not a club.

Phoebe, if this guy’s going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?

You don’t have to be back for a half-hour!

Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.


Which is why my answer is yes!

Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so…happy. (She's not happy.)

(catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!

(jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!

He's a dropper!


It’s not in the apartment? (Monica gives a ‘Come on’ look) Oh no. I can’t believe this is happening again.

What are you talking about?

I’m sorry, I-I-I-I don’t live here anymore. I-I didn’t know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!


No, I’m-I’m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."

Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."


Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.


You know where Joey is?

I don't believe this... Have you guys been...


Hello to the rest.

Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?

monica was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


They went in together. So sorry.

Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

(walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?

joey addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!

They’re just talking, and y’know what? Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!


No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?


make a good point.


Well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be       appropriate to give me this.


Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.


And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.


Oh my God.

Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!


(to his team) All right, huddle up, right over here.


That is seven days!

Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after…

(interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!

It’s funny you should mention diapers.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Here you go.


Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her    head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

Okay, then I'm Swedish...

It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...

Oh... what an interesting name.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re    getting rid of her.

Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping    Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"    I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!

Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think    it’s really good that she’s here.

Yeah, Monica made us!

Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t    think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys.    See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna    take patience, but that’s ok.


You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)

Does it hurt?

No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!


How do you feel about all this?

I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.


, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.

Ross I’m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.

I don’t care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she’s totally freaked out!

All right, I promise. I’ll fix this. I swear. I’ll-I’ll-I’ll-I’ll talk to her.


Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites    poetry and bakes Madeleines?

Oh... How are they?

(looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes    back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)

ross addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


How’d the lecture go?

It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!


You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!

What are you guys doing out here?

Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Come on Rach, let's go.


Yeah I did!

Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!

Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!

Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my book. There’s nothing with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)


Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?

I did! I absolutely did!

You don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! You don’t tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!


Uh-huh, let's go. (they move in to kiss) Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. (they kiss rather passionately) Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.


Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!

What was that bam?

Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?

(warily) Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she have an accent? I gotta make a call! (Starts to leave) I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!


(threatening Joey with a scrunchy) Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!

It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.

What are you doing?

Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.


Well, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.

(to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?

Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….

Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.


No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.

Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.

It’s a good thing I didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


You got it.


The big book of childrens' names.

Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing.

We're not done.

I didn't know that.


This is Patrick. (Points to him.)

Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, you’re too late okay? Because she’s already with our guy.


Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…

Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? (He nods yes.)

Okay, I’ll see you later pal.


And you're gonna make them all disappear.

Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.

Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.

rachel addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.

Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"

Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?

Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?


But I want to.

But I insist!

Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads,    she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the    coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!

monica was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?

Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!

That's very funny. We done now?


to tell David!

(angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door)    I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock    jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for    inside! (he enters)


But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.


) How do you know a mugger?

: I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us.

) Because Phoebe used to mug people.

: Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…


Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.

What are you up too?

Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)


Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

Are you bachelors?

Are you strippers?

Then you’re not invited. (Starts for the door again.)


Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out

If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.

(opens her bedroom door and peeks out) Hey, is Chandler here?

phoebe addressed chandler, not joey (ground truth)


Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?


Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!

It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.


Here's your scone.


Well, y’know he lost his keys so he was looking for them…

No! Downstairs! And we got to talking y’know, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.

Ross, what’s the big deal? So I kissed the guy!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


All right, I guess we should go.

Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)

No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.

Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(To Chandler) How could you tell her?!


Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?

No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?

I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...


Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where I’ve heard that before.)


I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.

monica addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!

I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying.

Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.


Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?

rachel was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?

gunther did not speak next (ground truth)


So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)

(stopping him) Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!

Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don’t have that kind of money!

I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference.


Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!

Can you figure out what I’m doing?

Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?

Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!

No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa…. (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.

What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.

No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.


(entering) What's going on?


He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.

(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!

Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.

phoebe was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites    poetry and bakes Madeleines?

Oh... How are they?

(looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes    back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica   and I are having a little financial trouble.

Yeah, I know.

What? What do you mean you know?


Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy    she's ever met.

Hi! There you are.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!

Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?

Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!

Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?

Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!

Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.

Hi. I-I hear you’re going on a ferry tonight.


What are you talking about?!

(sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


So you’re never actually going to pay me back?

Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you’re gonna take him? Joey, I don’t think you’re comprehending just how slutty this dress is!

monica addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


I want me to stay too.

Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


I can't believe you tried to cut   me out. Why Phoebe, why?

It was right after we were living together and you   were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and   shrill.

I'm still all those things!

You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!

(starts smiling) I am scrappy.

Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't   keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only   one who ever clawed her way back in.

It's because I'm scrappy.

Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your   way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Oh, Monica, grow up!

Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day.


Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.

to tell you something!

What-what is it, what is it?

Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.

Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!

Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!

I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!


No! You should've read it yourself!

Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!


(looking at her truffle) Look at it, isn’t it beautiful?

Yeah, yeah, what is it?

It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

W-What was the one right before bananas?

The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y’know, I thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” I mean that’s an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?


Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.


I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!


Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!


No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're   strongest when.. when you're together.

Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks   on table>  she'd have to give her up.


I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?

I’ve never been more convinced of your love for her.

I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)

ross addressed rachel, not phoebe (ground truth)


You a little sad about that sweetheart?

I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.

Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)

rachel was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)


Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.


Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.


What? They will be!


Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?

I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.

Good-good, don’t tell him. Don’t tell him. Just have him call me okay?

Rach look, I really don’t think that’s such a great…

Okay, you go do it! I’ll come back to that set! I’ll meet more actors! I’ll meet ‘em all!


(coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift    certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!

Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing    away a hundred bucks!


Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.

Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)

(to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?


Oh my God, I’m so sorry.

What’s the big deal?

I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


How is that important?


Phoebe, what is it?

All right, you know Paolo?

Well, he made a move on me.


Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.

Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaksas sort of a thank-you.


Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.

Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.

Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!


What about the time difference?

From here to the airport?

Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?

monica addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


OK, tip the man.


No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't evenhave a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimatewith someone.

Yeah. You're not gonna end up alone.

Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

chandler was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


No, no, no, you say that proudly.

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Oh, like you don’t already have everything.

Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.

rachel addressed phoebe, not gunther (ground truth)


Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.

(a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.

Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge    breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!

ross was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


You get your messages!


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?

(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?

Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

ross addressed rachel, not chandler (ground truth)


Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)

Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)

Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there.

Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead.)

Oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!


Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?

Awww! Mel Torme died.


is a cartoon!


Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)

I really think they’re out of rooms.


Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?

And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.

You got me a cola drink?

Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.


I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!


ride more fun?!"


are in love with Rachel!

No-no, I bought those.


No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.

But Ross, its you and me!

So? Sure! But it-it wouldn’t be anything romantic. And I’m-I’m dating Mona—Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!


Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?

No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.

I like those odds!

Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki.


Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.

You know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story.

Phoebe did the signs!

Look at all the stuff people sent!


Ah. Joey you’re-you’re having lunch with my mom?

No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)

(To Chandler) Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.


No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!

Hey, come on, it’s not your fault.

Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.

get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.

Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… (They all start getting emotional.)


Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk....


Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.

Oh my God, he’s not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!


Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!

Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?

Y’know what? Y’know what? Rachel, just-just drop it.

No please, show me how I begged you!

I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) It’s an expression.


Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.

I'm gonna do it.

All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.


We're not gonna have this conversation again...    Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this    huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about    losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey    looks around)

joey was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.

of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!

(starts laughing, Ross stares at her) I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right, you are a tough guy. You’re the toughest palaeontologist I know.

Look, don’t worry about me. Okay? I’ll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I’ll uh, I’ll be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)


Why aren't you guys at the movie?

Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!

I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!


Who are those people?

Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.

Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?

monica was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


(on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?

Now I’m so happy.

What are you talking about?!


Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


Ross, how could you let this happen?

I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...

You don't think my mom's sexy?

Well... not in the same way...

I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?


I don't have travel insurance.

Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!

Why don't you take Ross?

Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...


Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler    and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks    the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes    in last, stays!

Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!

(to the dog) What are you barking at?


Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."


Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody.

How do you know that? How?

I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.


Why would I eat my own arm?

Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.


You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!

Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!

ross addressed joey, not chandler (ground truth)


Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.

Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?

Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins   writing a cheque)

Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your   rent is. (shrugs)


(holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the house!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.) Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!


Chandler! (Joey and his grandmother shush them and wave them away, which they do.) Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me.

Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women.

Go on, teach me something about men and women.

Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"

Well that's pathetic!


Ow, that had to hurt!

Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.


You two will have very hairy children.

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey, I can handle it! All right?

Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.

And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?

Well, you should’ve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he’s like Joe Rugby.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine!

Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.


Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!

Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?

Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)


So where you gettin' it?

I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]

ross was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Yeah, I know.


Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing.

It's football... It's just football... This is great!    This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to    get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a    moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...)    What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler,    jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...)    What are you doing?

You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment    Monica comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey    pinning him down)

What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning    coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes    a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and    she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly    covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)


to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!


What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?

Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room)


I've never given her a cookie. Have you?

I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how    much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.

You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.

Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby    adoption decider people..."

monica did not speak next (ground truth)


Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?

(sarcastic) Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?


Yes! Yes, I did.


It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! (To Ross) She's-she's gonna kill me.

Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. (Chandler fixes it and a picture frame off the table.) And that goes back up there.

We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)

Yeah that-that, doesn't look right.

What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area.

Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!


Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.

(suddenly starts issuing him out) Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could    happen to anyone. All right, see ya.


Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug thephone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Oh, it ended very well.

Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brushagainst your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind ofthing?


Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!

I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!


You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!


What have I not told you?

Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Why the hell didn't you tell me!

I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'

Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.


Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!

Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?


Ahh, the babies miss me?

What? You ordered pizza without me?!

Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special.

Wait, well, where did you get it from?!


(smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.

Let me see!


Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?

phoebe was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…

rachel was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?

joey was addressed by phoebe and spoke (ground truth)


Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.


All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in.

Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?

Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty.

rachel addressed phoebe, not chandler (ground truth)


Joey, what are you doing?

joey was addressed by rachel and spoke (ground truth)


What...that scene I saw was so good!

Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...

Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?

A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.

So...I've never played that!


"I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"


Female body inspector? What size is that?

Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?

It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.


All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.

Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.

You-you must choose Mr. Bing.

Either, it makes no difference.

Choose, you jackass!

I’ll take a card.

Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!

This game is kinda fun.


Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)

Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?

Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)

phoebe addressed joey, not rachel (ground truth)


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!

Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even    want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a    piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!


Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.

No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.


We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…


This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?

A little tall.

Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)

It’s just so glamorous.


I’m not feeling it.

I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…

No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?

It’s been six months! I’m always hot!

Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.


Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. (She’s wearing a tank top and has her belly sticking out.)

Good God man don’t anger it.

Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.

Fine! Fine! Y’know what? Whatever you want. Okay? You’re the mommy.

Oh uh-uh pal! Don’t call me mommy! It’s bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)


Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)

Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.

Ross, how could you let this happen?

ross was addressed by joey and spoke (ground truth)


What are you up too?

Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.

(laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.

Yeah, well… Y’know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?


Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.


God. I feel violated.

Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?

(staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.

Is it? Feels like two.

(sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!

Oh. Hel-lo!

She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!


Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know,    with the woman coming out of the frame.

Oh, and Monica gets to keep her?   In her house? I am so jealous!

rachel addressed monica, not phoebe (ground truth)


Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!


This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!

They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!

Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?

I don’t know! I guess I just can’t believe any of this is happening.

What do you mean?


(entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.

You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)

Oh hey, how'd the interview go?


We were on a break!


Oh my God. He threw up?

No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebe’s secret?

Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired.

story for that?

That’s right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.


(crying) You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?

Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.

No, I guess I just never really cried. Y’know? I’m not a crying kind of guy.


I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)


Why won’t you let me massage you?


Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.


Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)

It’s not a real game! I made it up!

I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.


Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.

What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!

chandler was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that’s great. That’s great. (Kisses and hugs her.)

Guys, I’m happy too.

Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)

monica addressed phoebe, not ross (ground truth)


So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

And um, what-what is that Ross?

The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

(laughs) What?! Are you crazy?

Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

(gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!

You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.


Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.

Y’know what? The doctor will be in soon, why don’t we not speak until then.

(silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That’s great!

Y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!


All right. Did everyone get out okay?

Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate.

No Phoebe, don’t look! You don’t want to see what’s under there!!

(She pauses to ready herself, and removes the tissue.) Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!


for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding.


She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.


Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.

Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)


All right. Did everyone get out okay?


Look Joey, come on she’s so perfect for you! I mean she’s sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.

My beers?! Look you guys, she’s a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I just—I don’t see it going anywhere.

Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.

Look I’m sorry you guys, I-I just don’t think so.


Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?

Yeah, it’ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!

Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!


And on your anniversary, for shame!

What's going on?

Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!

I was not and oh God, shh!


Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!

Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.

to tell you something!

What-what is it, what is it?

Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.


(nearly weeping) I was not ready for this today!


No, one of them...

I don't know, what were the names I just said?


Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."


Are you serious?

When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.

monica addressed chandler, not rachel (ground truth)


Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?

Because she is!

Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!

OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any   bigger?


Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.


Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!

(proudly) Oh, you should here me.

It’s not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!


Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it.

But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.

I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.

Fine, I'll give the suit back.


No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.


Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?

I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.

Hey, Monica, who would yours be?

First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.

chandler did not speak next (ground truth)


And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks    at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see    you for a sec?

Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen    with Ross and sighs)

Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three    times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.

(picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that    is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)

What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?


No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.

Well then, you should look with us.


Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine.

Rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?


Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!

Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!

No! It’s just that, Kate bothered me.

Why? What was wrong with her?


Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!

Oh, you came on to Ross!


(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!


And on your anniversary, for shame!


Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!

Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?

ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.

joey was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


Look, it's a nice gesture, it is. But it just feels like--

We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.


Phoebe, it's not about quantity.

Well...it's not about quality.

Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.

Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.

Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.

phoebe did not speak next (ground truth)


Phoebe, what are you doing?

Maybe nobody's tried this.

I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.


No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?

frank jr did not speak next (ground truth)


Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!

Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

Yeah. I'm a hard ass.

And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.

rachel did not speak next (ground truth)


Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the    penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!


Are you crazy?!

Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.

What?! Ross y'know this isn’t even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?

ross was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


(happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!

joey was addressed by ross and spoke (ground truth)


Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!

Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better.

Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!


Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?


(to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?

(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?


No really, you tell me what’s up.


Not like this!

Umm, Joey, I know.

What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of  these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I  don’t like about her. You want to hear it?

She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And,  you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!

Joey, I just think you’re getting worked up over nothing. This is  probably just a crush.

Absolutely! Y’know, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes  away.

Yeah, just a crush! That’s all this is! It’s a crush! I’m  Joey; I don’t get deep feelings.


I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!

No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money    we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.

That’s crazy! (Phoebe looks bewildered). I am sorry. I just can’t    imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!

We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having    a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh,    please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex    image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares,    I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.

That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s    the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?


Are you trying to do a British accent?

(pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets   pedicures!

chandler was addressed by monica and spoke (ground truth)


But it's an original Buffay...

Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't    mind that she's haunted.

Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive    when you're asleep.

GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!

Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at    this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)


Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.

(in a manly voice) I’m gonna go shave. (Gets up.)

(in a manly voice) Yeah well, I’m gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey gives Rachel a wide berth.)

rachel was addressed by chandler and spoke (ground truth)


I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.

All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.


You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.


I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!

in the attic!

Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

rachel addressed joey, not phoebe (ground truth)


military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.


Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state area?

You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?


That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.

What are you saying?

Joey said that you're in here with another man.

chandler addressed joey, not monica (ground truth)